Uh, hello? Is this thing on? Testing 1-2-3. Syllabus. Syllabus. Curriculum. Curriculum. Okay good.
Hey everyone, VGFreak1225 here filling in for Knutaf this week. I know I'm a couple days late, but this isn't going to cause some problems between us right? I mean, we've been going out for a while and one date isn't going to...
What's that? Oh, sorry. I'm not here to woo you and sweep you off your feet, followed by a makeout session and some coffee. Why was I here?...Oh yeah! That commenty thing right? Good, because I doubt any of you want to make out with me right now anyway.*
Anyway, for those interested, my primary reason for joining the team was a desire to get more involved with the community. I am huge buds with the guys who frequent the Destructoid Steam Group chat (and btw they're AWESOME and you should come) but I figured I should put my skills to more productive use. And by "skills" I mean finding memorable comments like a heat-seeking missile aimed at Apollo on his daily rounds.
Is this the part where I put some funny video to make up for my lateness? How about this-
Now then, time for some personally hand-picked Comments of the Week!
From: QuickBlog: I am a fanboy/troll because I have an opinion
If there's one thing that I can get out console wars, it's that there's still a few people that have the gift of logic. Well, logic and awesome .gifs.
From: Zombie Step-Dad
So Ponce made Max in Goof Troop's own image, and lo, it was good.
From: Introducing Zero Cool, a videogame podcast featuring Destructoid editors
I call Xero's pants! They're comfy and easy to wear! Plus he owes me 10 bucks***
From: Oooohhhhh Yeaaaaaah!!!!
So is that what Reverend Anthony saw when he had his first Choco Taco
From: Who runs like that? Dude from Time Crisis: Razing Storm
That he did Dale, that he did.
From: Interview: Ninja Theory's Tameem Antoniades on Enslaved
Boycotting a game from a different publisher to change a game that half of the people I've seen are okay with. Why didn't I think of that?
From: A Link to the Past's soundtrack now available
I really have no comment on this one.
From: Hands-on: Donkey Kong Country Returns
Uh...I don't know if I would call that melancholy
From: Hollywood passed on Enslaved CG film
Uh, Pixar's made how many sequels now? Two? Yeah...
From: Review: Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep
And a quick troll comment for good measure.
So how'd I do? Too long? Too short? Not funny? Hilarious? Be honest, I could always use some legitimate criticism. Until next time!
*But that being said, if you do want to...I like to keep an open mind.
**Thanks go to Monodi for helping me out with my Photoshop woes!
***If you know what I mean.
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