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Woah man, woah.

A few days ago I was boiling some tea. I lifted my arms high into the air to do a stretch and I became incredibly light-headed. I gently fell to the ground. In this moment I glanced up on the wall, at a photograph of my father. The frame w...


GameDev Poetry II

To celebrate filling my second design book, I'll post some of my favorite things from it. Martyr Marta Martyr Marta misses kisses. Caught in the cold and distant wishes. Thinks about the blunderbuss. "One of us. One of us. You can be jus...


10 About Colton Phillips

I sort of jumped head first into the Destructoid community at PAX prime - and it was awesome! I thought I'd share some things about myself that you probably don't know. Yeah, it's cheesy and overdone, but fuck it. We're doing it. Let's go. ...


Geeky GameDev Poetry

I'm a software nerd, not a word-ologist. I'd love to get some criticism on this piece. It starts with something small. A strike that lights the fire. And the hunger burns. If you do not ache, Then do not light that fire. Your first will...


Console Games

Dear folks, I'll keep this short for now, while I build my Destructoid profile, but I wanted to share this game: It's a multiplayer text adventure shooter game! I couldn't actually connect to a room, but if y...


About ColtonPhillipsone of us since 2:29 AM on 11.05.2012

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