Ladies and Gentlemen, I have stumbled upon a vast conspiracy the likes of which you've never seen.
Who is the All American Hero with both an unnaturally high blonde haircut and a very unhealthy obsession with their own appearance?
If you answered Guile, you're correct. You're also wrong because the answer is Johnny Bravo.
This couldn't be just coincidence, could it? I had to be sure, so I did the unthinkable.
MOTHER OF GOD.
LOOK WHO CAME: