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Clance's Review: Fat Princess

Well, fuck me! It's been wayyyy too long, Dtoid... I've been very busy of late with writing for Gamer Limit and trying to make my band blow people's ear drums, but I've been here, lingering in the shadows and watching you all like an eag...

 
 
 
 

I moved house, but I'm out in the cold!

Good day to you my brothers and sisters of Destructoid. First off, a belated HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the greatest community site on the internetz. That's right, Facebook just turned.... joking joking. I don't even have Facebook, probably the on...

 
 
 

Friday Night Fighters: Killzone 2. A thank you.

I told the misses I wouldn't be seeing her that night Firstly, I just want to say how much fun I am having with Killzone 2, both on and offline. Anybody who has problems with the controls and stuff (I'm looking at you Kojima, you sick bas...

 
 
 
 
 

10 Things Clance Will Allow You To Know About Clance

1) I’m from London. Highbury in North London, to be precise. I grew up on a council estate, leading to many cut knees, amazing water fights, 5 hour games of ‘Run-Outs’, ‘4 goals’ and a few embarrassing bicycle accidents that always seemed...

 
 
 

Confirmed: Killzone 2 = Glitchfest

ZOMFGGGG! Can you MF’ing believe the video below!?! Amazing footage…. This is proooooof that Killzone 2 is in no way superior to Halo 3! In fact, it means that this game is a pile o’ ssssssshit! How can this game be a 93% metacritic when yo...

 
 
 

Killzone 1 Review (PS2). Yes, You Do Care.

2004 feels like a long, long time ago. I failed to finish Killzone when I first picked it up for the PS2, getting slightly stuck midway through the game and (after about ten tries) kind of putting it on hold. Fast forward four years and I...

 
 
 
 

So, Killzone 2 MUST be good.

"I hope we're good" There are so many people going on and on about how they think Sony needs Killzone 2 to be good to save their arse, to show the world just how mightily powerful the Playstation 3 is and to shut up all the naysayers and ...

 
 
 

Look Away Now: Playstation Courier F*** Up. My Story.

My PS3 broke down a couple of weeks ago. I was devastasted. The blu ray reader just gave up, right slap-bang in the middle of an online Resistance 2 battle. Why? WHY!? I felt a cold sweat engulfing me as I realised that I was a full two m...

 
 
 

Eminem's Left 4 Dead Advice Is Good...

Eminem’s got some advice It’s short, so you can watch it twice He’s eager to get his message across I’d listen and obey at all costs What is it that he has to say? He’s not hating on Elton and other gays No, this time this shit is for real...

 
 
 

THE GREAT BRITISH NARP. Who? When? Where?

OK people, I realise that there have been some meet-ups here and there on various occasions but A) I have never been to one, 2) they don't seem to have been planned enough in advance for EVERYBODY to get their sorry arses down and D) they...

 
 
 

My 2009 In Music, Games and Other Things

To lift some of the doom and gloom surrounding everything that is surrounded by money at the moment, I’d like to take you on a journey into what I am looking forward to in 2009. Bands, games and maybe a couple of other random things. So s...

 
 
 
 
 

I'm Calling Out Podtoid

First and foremost, I’d just like to say that Podtoid is without doubt my favourite podcast on the internet. I find the discussions on current gaming issues to be highly interesting and very entertaining. Not many podcasts manage a good b...

 
 
 

LittleBigPlanet offends dog lovers, I ask "why?"

I love LBP. I even have the sticker in my little cardboard pod to prove it. I want more people to own the game. It hasn't sold bucket loads since release, although it does appear to be one of the games I see most frequently on my PSN friend...

 
 
 
 

A Time To Destroy: Tetris

Hear me out. At a time when we, the gaming community, are being inundated constantly with stories of "progression" and "change" within the industry we love, it is important to remember the simple things that drive us to come back again an...

 
 
 

Killzone 2 + Free Champagne = Good Night For Me

Last night I was lucky enough to take my arse down to Leicester Square, a place that I would normally avoid at all costs, to play the latest build of the Killzone 2 campaign. The venue was the VUE cinema and the evening included a screeni...

 
 
 

My LittleBigPlanet level got "moderated". Not happy.

Last week I posted a blog regarding my LBP created level "Bone Quest" (not quite "Boner Quest" but clearly a homage/a title that people can relate to). So, yeah, I was rather proud of my creation. It wasn't technically brilliant but it di...

 
 
 

Go Play My LittleBigPlanet Level: Bone Quest

The history of video games is littered with key moments that caused the entire industry and it's followers to step back, take stock and appreciate the beauty of what is possible. Recently there has been a wider impact, with the wave of "i...

 
 
 

I Miss Jim. Already.

Needs Less Jim I've never met the man. I've never directly spoken to the legend. Hell, I've barely shared a city with the guy... yet, I miss Jim Sterling. It's cold outside, the weather seems a little more depressing than usual. Maybe it'...

 
 
 
 

If You Own A PS3, Buy LBP

When was the last time you turned on a game and, within five seconds, had a huge smile plastered across your face? I don't mean the kind of smile that we all have when a gigantic rocket launcher is given to us or the ones when watching La...

 
 
 
 

Little Big Shop In Covent Garden

So I was up West last night looking for some new trainers. Covent Garden is normally the place I go to carry out this kind of gangster shit. So, I popped into Neal's Yard shopping centre (which is full of skater shops and an over-priced c...

 
 
 

The Problem With Reviews For Hyped Games

Popular opinion suggests that when a game is hyped up over the course of a certain amount of time, which, in this day and age, can range from six months to three years or more, reviews are too often based entirely on the hype. However, wh...

 
 

About Clanceone of us since 5:22 AM on 11.20.2007

OK, hmmmmm, where do I start? I guess I should start at the beginning of my gaming life. I'm talking summers spent in Clacton arcades wasting 10p's on Championship Sprint, Double Dragon and Turtles. I'm on about California Games, Daley Thompson and Winter Olympics... Aaaaaah, the C64 days, when I was but 5 or 6 years old, seemed the sunniest. I swear it was either bright sunshine soaked summer or just plain snow in those heady times.

Nowadays, like the weather, gaming has gotten complex... So much choice and so little cash.

In a house with many consoles and far too much gaming testosterone, I devote most play time to my PS3. I don't have a preference for game type, although I'd say FPS's float my boat the most and RPGs haven't grabbed me by the balls once, yet.

Right now I'm playing
Black Ops, FIFA 11, Enslaved and Fallout 3 (GOTY Edition)



PSN: Clancy5000

Peace.

 
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