So, pretty much everyone has done a "10 things about me" posts, and I figured that I should do it before I completely forget (yeah, I know. I'm really late to the party). So, here it is.
10. I hate the word "Fuck".
I despise this word, and hate myself every time I use it. Sad thing is, I use it a lot (I don't know why, but I do). As for why I hate it, you may be a bit surprised. While it's meaning has something to do with it, it's mainly because it has so many freaking uses. It's a verb, adverb, adjective, command, conjunction, exclamatory, noun and pronoun. Son of a bitch, how I hate this word.
9. I love churros.
Seriously, I may love them more than I love games. I once spent around $10 because my highschool was selling them for one dollar each. They are just so delicious, I can't get enough of them. 8. I have Aspergers.
It's no big deal, really. I'm not going to say how life was hard for me or some idiotic thing like that, since I've never had it that bad and am pretty laid back. Needless to say though, I suck at engaging in a prolonged conversation.
7. I love to draw.
I like drawing, and I have done it ever since elementary school. Unfortunately, I am pretty hit-or-miss at it (they usually end up ugly, but I get a few good ones now and then). My skill, or lack of, has never bothered me, though. I will continue to draw so long as I enjoy it.
6. I could grow a nice beard, if I wanted to.
I could, but I never will. I just don't like the feeling of them. That, and I would look horrible with a beard, no matter how cool the beard would look.
5. I'm pretty oblivious.
Dropping hints or using sarcasm (I can use it, but for some reason, I'm not good at detecting it) will just not work with me, you have to be direct. As I said earlier, I suck at conversation, and this is one of the reasons why. What makes it worse is that I have a completely unintentional sarcastic tone to my voice, so sometimes I get confused when someone gets angry at me and thinks I was being sarcastic.
4. I am pretty blunt.
If you're acting like an idiot, I will tell you so regardless of who is listening. I don't care if you're offended, I'm just being honest (It would be even more rude to lie to you). Of course, if you're a friend, I will tone it down quite a bit.
3.I use to play the Pokemon card game.
I quit sometime after 6th grade, but I had quite the collection of rare ones. I was a persistent bastard if you had a card I wanted, and I wasn't too bad at trading. This knowledge carried over to Yu-Gi-Oh, but my only purpose in playing that was to crush my brother (and he would get really upset. I, on the other hand, thought it was hilarious). I would occasionally play my friends, but only if they asked me to (I would always win).
2. I'm actually a bit of a sadist.
When I was younger, I would punch my little brother just because I enjoyed it, and torment the cat for the hell of it. I have since realized that was a bad thing, and have just resorted to tormenting my brother on a psychological level. 1. 99% of the time, I am not funny.
Seriously, my jokes suck, and hard. This is mostly due to them not coming out right, even when I think them through. Also, my sense of humor is terrible. So, if you laugh at anything I write/say, there's something seriously wrong with you.
Hope you enjoyed the article. If you didn't, I don't care.