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LONG BLOG

Icarus Proudbottom in: The Curse of the Chocolate Fountain

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Hey, how's it been going here? Good? Great, you look amazing.

First off, here: http://www.onlinegamesector.com/onlinefull/12215/icarus_proudbottom_in_the_curse_of_.htm Go fucking download that real quick.

Why? Because you probably haven't played it. And if you haven't, you're already losing. If you have, I don't care, go play it some more. Asshole.

This is where I review shit.




Take your cell processing and shove it up your pretentious ass. What we have here is an atmosphere created within a dream, in fact I will go on the record here, any record, and state that no other vidya gaem has ever painted such a believable scenario, ever. Ever.

You are Icarus Proudbottom. Given the ability to soar through the wind at undisclosed speeds through the power of shit. Yep, that's right. Icarus has a case of the "Boom Booms" and cannot stop bumbling through the air. Blasting fecal matter through the skies is no simple task. Endless flocks of bloodthirsty geese and ducks are ready to strip off your clothes, and your skin if you're not careful. Luckily for you, a spirit animal takes note of your situation early on and shifts into a legendary weapon.



Bascially, you have chiptunes, shit, and animal slaughter. Go play it. Just kidding, you don't really have to, it's not that amazing.



11/10.



Okay, I played like 10 minutes of this game, it's hard.



Fuck you.

I mean, is that a new suit? You look good.



I miss you guys sometimes.
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