, the cutest German polar bear cub since God invented cute German polar bear cubs? Well, some crazy ass woman jumped in the water surrounding his pen at the Berlin Zoo this past weekend
Yup. Iím not kidding. The woman jumped in to swim with the cute looking bear because she thought it was a good idea.
Guess what happened?
THE POLAR BEARS TRIED TO EAT HER!!
Here are some freaky (although secretly amazing) pictures of what went down.
"Oh look, it's Knut! HE'S SO CUTE!" "I LOVE YOU, KNUT!" "OMG KNUT, WHY?! WHY?!" A crowd full of facepalms.
And here is video of kind zoo patrons trying to pull her bloody, mauled body out of the water.
Seriously? Did this really happen? Is there a woman out there this idiotic? I can understand if she fell in for some strange reason, but, no
, the woman actually willingly
jumped in because she loves Knut.
I guess the moral of the story is this: When at the zoo, DONíT BE AN ASSHOLE!