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The Cblog Fapcast Episode 9 - My hairy, downstairs Fapcast

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I am disturbed. I mean, seriously disturbed. Some thought it was a hilarious joke. Others thought it was a creepy cry for attention. Still others think it crossed the line. All you need to know is that Jonathan Holmes was the target and he himself felt the ramifications of being a public figure. Personally, I was disturbed. I can't sleep at night. When I close my eyes, I see strange, unidentifiable orifices. Orifices I dare not clarify into what they really are. That series is a spiral staircase into madness.

You should probably read it.

In this episode, Strider gets creeped out by My Enormous Downstairs Kitchen. No, really, that's his name. Fire Emblem Awakening releases this week, Shade talks the genius of Banjo-Kazooie's water levels and MORE HAIRY DOWNSTAIRS KITCHEN. Community questions also return, biznatches!

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Community question!
This past week, Fire Emblem Awakening released. Sort of. There was a shipping bungle of epic proportions. GameStops wouldn't get it until the end of the week. More stores didn't get it on the promised day of Feb 4. Pre-orders were booked full and free copies for normal walk ins seemed doubtful. If you got Fire Emblem, how were you affected? And even if you didn't, how far would you go to get a game that is experiencing difficulties on its street date?

Cblogs in this episode!

*My Greasy Grief
*I gotta get something personal off my chest
*The value of a videogame
*A great loss
*Community chat: racism and stereotypes in games
*Sex: Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things that may be
*Sex: no-no-no-no-nononono
*The write Ztuff
*321Gocast: a retrospective
*I'm a grumpy old douchebag: a rant
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There are so many aspects of a story that tend to get overlooked, but one of the hugest is the trusty sidekick. These characters are mostly subjected to simply being the butt of a joke or only exist to service the narrative, but they help immerse players in the world, and they’re too often forgotten in favor of the star of the show.

For instance, look at Clank from the Ratchet & Clank series. This adorable robot spends the majority of the game strapped to Ratchet’s back and mainly works to further gameplay, but the experience would not be the same without him. Even if it’s only for a brief moment, he even gets his own playable segments in the newest reboot of the franchise. This little guy means a lot to me, and it’s tough not to love him.

Then, of course, there are annoying fucks like Navi in Ocarina of Time. How many times can you scream, “Hey, listen!” before I start daydreaming about strangling you until you’re but a distant memory? In Navi’s case, I’m going to throw out an arbitrary number and say twenty-three. I get why Navi exists, to help lead players in the right direction and offer vague tips, but holy fuck do I wish someone had the common sense to delete that bastard fairy from existence.

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