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Cblogs Recaps of 05/07/14 and HOENN CONFIRMED-ISMS

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I dunno about you but I'm fucking ready for some TRUMPETS!



Let's not mince words: I'm excited to hell for the Ruby/Sapphire remakes. Sapphire was my favorite generation despite the horrifying map padding by forcing you to surf and dive through 60% of the game, not to mention this puts you in constant exposure with wild encounters. But we have Gen III to thank for the introduction of abilities, natures, weather metagame, and the best terrorist organization ever, Team Magma/Aqua. Yeah, split the dimensions asunder Team Galactic? What a cliche supervillain plot. Team Magma and Aqua had more relatable evil aspirations by being discriminatory against an entire class of organisms, whether they were land based creatures or water based creatures. They then decide to either raise the continental land masses or flood the world in favor of their chose bias. Hardcore.



If you've missed it, there's definitely something... off, about Groudon and Kygore in their covers. Obviously, though, when you think about it, it can only be one thing: mega evolutions. And this snowballs into more possibilities. After all, as remakes, they won't expand the national dex. But mega evolutions don't count towards the dex number. For the purposes of organization and classification, mega evos are just powered up forms of their base forms. Finally, Mega Sceptile and Mega Swampert will join Mega Blaziken. They'll need serious advantages to even come close to how Mega Blaziken crushes brick walls and steel bars with its arms and legs.

The fun on the 3DS doesn't stop there (my god, how on Earth is the 3DS just doing ok with everything going on it?). I finished Kirby Triple Deluxe this part weekend and I have to say, this may be my favorite Kirby game yet (besides Superstar. Nothing surpassed Superstar). Dare I say it, this game actually got challenging at time later on in the levels. It was never crushingly difficult. It never even came close to Mario levels of challenge. They even brought back the Superstar amount of depth in each power with different directional combination attacks and moves. Fighter is a classic power and example with staple moves like machine gun punch, rising break (shoryuken!), and the divekick (now on Steam). Ninja is probably my favorite but Archer is so damn flexible. I'm still working on a blog draft but I wish Suplex came back from Superstar. Instead, we get Beetle, which has the spirit of Suplex but not the mechanics. Dammit, I don't want to get in close and do some grappling! I want to send myself hurtling towards my hapless foes so that I can grab them with some sticky fingers, ready for the most bone crunching pile driver ever!

And I'm still in the process of 100%'ing it too. With the secret modes you can unlock that I probably shouldn't spoil, there's still a lot of kick left in the damn game. It just won't die! Those lucky European's get Dreamland 2 for free, complete with animal friends. Makes me wish Dreamland 3 was available on eShop for 3DS so I can just get back together with my old buddy Nago and crack some skulls with some random ass powers like stone or spark.



Also, the Rebirthening is coming along swimmingly. I got my card today! And if you just wanna tl;dr the thread and see the completed cards so far, just check out the Destructoid Cards: the Rebirthening tumblr! Just look at SuperMonk4Ever's card. 4 HP but obviously high evade rate. That slippery devil!


* - Reinhold helps curate some cool Legend of Zelda boss art

* - Casey's part two of his tell all expose


S - Spence-dog review Jungle Strike. HELICOPTERS!

A - Kodu waxes on the dangers of allowing micro-transactions run rampant. Just take my money and give me booster packs dammit.

A - Creatures that don't deserve their hatred. Redhead kind of stretches it in some arguments





H - Gajknight bought a 3DS. Neat.


P - Grungey details the shadowy Destiny game

V - HybridRain must be hyped for Destiny


S - Dreamweaver digs deep to get us to know him

S - Resident British gal Glowbear reveals her secrets








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Fake it until you make it

This month's bloggers wanted prompt is something we stole. You see, by stealing this idea, you have no idea how truly inept I actually am. By pretending to know what I'm doing, I have clearly used my ill-gotten status to meet such big-time celebrities as Darlington Woolie "Pie Stealer" Madden or Sara from [insert pixel indie game studio here].

This month's bloggers wanted was inspired by the internal enjoyment we had at reading TheBlondeBass' promoted blog on faking conversational anime knowledge. And now it seems as good a time as ever to pretend to know what's going on since the new Fate/Grand Order game launched and qtoid is talking about it. I am a big fan of the character design of Artoria in the blue dress, or Artoria in the suit, or Artoria in the red dress. But seriously, we enjoyed the format so much that we want to ask the community for their own ideas at faking it at all sorts of things.

But this prompt is not just for anime, of course. The video game industry is fractured with all sorts of niche interests that only an insane rich person with no job could realistically know everything about. This month's bloggers wanted is about taking a subject you want to offer advice on faking knowledge about in order to help the greater community, for better or for worse. If this doesn't sound serious, don't worry, you're not supposed to take it seriously. You don't have to be an expert in whatever you talk about any more than Bass is an expert in anime.

I seriously don't know if that was a compliment or an insult.

Offer advice on anything you can expand your mind on. Want to help people get into character action games? The more Ss you put into its grading system, the cooler it is! Want to convince people to get into the Neptunia series? Just say "Nep-Nep!" and you're all set to convince people of your technical knowledge! Can you get someone into RTS game by just talking about your APM? Someone's bound to believe some random technical jargon you made up!

To get started, start a blog and title it "Faking it: [your blog title here]." Then you can be as serious or facetious as you want as you provide advice on any number of things: learning how to play fighting games, trying a long-running franchise you've probably neglected, or even explaining a game's timeline. Heck, you can probably seriously try on that last one and we still wouldn't believe you.

Good luck this month. Only true cowards rely on facts. Real heroes pretend to know what they're doing!



Current Community Contests
PREPARE TO CONTEST - The Master Gaming List Birthday Giveaway!

Good Morning/Evening/Yesterday, my Friends/Robots/INSERT WAIFU HERE,

More or less a week ago, the Master Gaming List turned one year old. I had a speech prepared, but the blog editor ate it four or five times over the last few days, so I'm kind of winging it now.

Despite all of the threatening and cajoling I initially made to get you all on the list, I never imagined I'd still be adding names a year later (and by "you all", I mostly mean GajKnight). It was kind of a ridiculous undertaking at first, trying to make a semi-permanent, easily-updatable list of everyone's contact info. I'm not even sure what everyone was being hyped over last year that got me to do this.

That said, I'm glad it came together, and this list has lead to many other things for me on Destructoid; whether it was me becoming our laziest, cuddliest Community Manager, or our laziest, cuddliest Reviews-type-person, I have always enjoyed the full love and support of this community.

In thanks, and with the assistance of quite a few others, I've gathered up a number of game keys to give away to you all.

The Contest

I've never run a contest before, so let's keep things simple. Write me a haiku about your favorite game.

Rules

1. The haiku must not include the title of the game.

2. I will accept any other form of structured poetry if you are unable to haiku but can iambic pantameter (you monster).

3. Please state what key you are going for, and a backup if that one is taken (admittedly, it's quantity over variety here)

4. The tentative end date of the contest will be August 13th, and will be bumped at least once during that time.

Available Keys

-Stellaris
-Aporia: Beyond The Valley (Multiple Keys)
-The Witness
-Citadel: Forged With Fire (Multiple Keys)
-Armello
-Undertale
-ABZU

Thank you to all 282 of you who have made the Master List a successful project over the past year! I will continue updating it into the forseeable future.


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