First things first: I finally have Pikmin 3. Take a guess as to when it arrived. Just guess. Done? It arrived today. Thatís two full weeks after I ordered it. Thatís bullcrap is what that is. Regardless, Iíve been playing it for a little while, and I can already tell Iím going to fall in love with this one. I especially love the feeling of walking around in some sort of garden. I donít think Iíve ever seen a video game thatís so appreciative of simple natureís beauty. I think itís the art and the graphics that really make it work. Iíll keep you posted as I get further in.
For now, there was something else I wanted to recommend to yíall. And it couldnít be further removed from Pikmin if you tried. You may remember I devoted one of my Ėisms to Attack on Titana while ago. Immediately after that, I got a whole slew of recommendations for other anime series I should watch. I took a lot of you up on your offers to various degrees, but the one I got sucked into more than any other was Deadman Wonderland, which I just finished this week. Big thanks to PKFire!
- As any good anime should, it has a kickass opening.
The premise of the show is that the main character, Ganta, gets his entire class brutally murdered by a powerful and fundamentally creepy entity he calls ďthe Red ManĒ. To make matters worse, Ganta is framed for the murder and sent to the only privately-operated prison in Japan: Deadman Wonderland. Here the inmates engage in all kinds of shows for the amusement of the paying public. While a lot of these shows are relatively harmless, almost like circus acts, there is definitely a shady underside to this particular slam. Ganta gets up close and personal with this Ďshady undersideí when he finds out he has a strange power. Once the wardens find out about this power, Ganta is transported to the secret Sector G, where he is forced to fight to the death against others with the same power as him. And to top it all off, it turns out that the Red Man is also somewhere in Deadman Wonderland. The only help he gets in all of this is from his forgotten childhood friend, Shiro.
Thatís about as much as I can share about the plot without going into spoiler territory.
I would describe Deadman Wonderland as Hellsing meets The Running Man. If any of you have read/watched Hellsing (you should) youíll be well aware how dark and gory it is. Deadman Wonderland is at least as dark and gory, perhaps even more so. In fact, blood itself is actually a vital element in the story. Most importantly, the strange powers I mentioned above all function using blood. Everyone who has a ďbranch of sinĒ (the name of this power) can go full-on Waterbender, but only with their own blood. Whatís fun is that each character has a different style of bloodbending: Ganta uses what is later dubbed the Ganta Gun, and basically involves him shooting blood-hadokens. Which, if you have any kind of medical knowledge, sounds like a fundamentally flawed idea (it kind of is). Another character, Senji, goes the much more badass route of slashing open his arms from wrist to elbow and bloodbending giant blades from the wounds. Another character has blood-whips, yet another is able to bloodbend floating mines (including explosion), and yet another summons a poisonous blood snake. †
- Senji is definitely my favorite character
Besides the inherent awesomeness of watching characters fight with all sorts of blood-related powers, I also find their personalities to be incredibly interesting. Long story short, over half of the cast is completely insane. And I donít mean that theyíre a little Ďout thereí. They are fucking insane. Deadman Wonderland is still a prison, after all, so almost all of the people here have their fair share of murder on their records, and it shows. This may sound strange, but watching the different varieties of crazy is almost as interesting as the varieties of bloodbending. For every significant character who just so happens to be batshit insane, the show helpfully provides a flashback to explain how they got that way, and takes care to squeeze out every single drop of crazy. For example, one character was severely bullied as a teenager, but when he realized how much joy his bullies were getting out of it, he got convinced that the worldís happiness functions according to Newtonís third law: action equals reaction. So if one person becomes extremely unhappy, the rest of the world must logically become happier as a result. Take this notion to its extreme and youíve got a serial killer on your hands, one utterly convicted that heís doing the world a service. Thereís tons of characters much like this one, and each has some sort of messed up philosophy which led to him or her becoming the killer we see in Deadman Wonderland. Itís fascinating, really.
And of course, as obligated by anime law, Deadman Wonderland is absolutely filled with the crazy-face. You know the one. Messed up eyes, terrifying smile? That. Thereís a lot of them I canít show you due to spoilers, but this one will do: †
- The Red Man doesnít even need the eyes.
All in all, I really enjoyed this anime. I mentioned before that I love shows that get dark and disturbing, and man does Deadman Wonderland deliver on that front. I havenít even told you the half of it. I donít know why, but that shit just gets me mad hooked. Pair that with some cool superpowers, and youíve got a show thatís worth watching for anyone who doesnít get turned off by blood and gore. One word of warning though: the anime only has 12 episodes, and it doesnít have the complete story. It has about one-third to half of the manga, and then it stops. It has some sort of ending, but it feels more like the ending to an arc than the ending to the series. As far as I know, there are no new episodes planned, so if you want the complete story youíre going to have to read the manga. Even some of the characters I mentioned above are manga-only. Still, the anime is well worth checking out to get a feel for the series, and if you like it you can always get into the manga later. Thatís what I did, at least.
And while I slip ever deeper into otaku-dom, letís get capping!
I also want to thank Sotanaht for the Steins;Gate recommendation. Iím watching that currently, and even though it started a little slow, Iím really getting invested in it now. Donít be surprised if next weekís Shadeisms are going to be Steins;Gate related. In the mean time, keep those recommendations coming!
May you always find water and shade
This month's bloggers wanted prompt is something we stole. You see, by stealing this idea, you have no idea how truly inept I actually am. By pretending to know what I'm doing, I have clearly used my ill-gotten status to meet such big-time celebrities as Darlington Woolie "Pie Stealer" Madden or Sara from [insert pixel indie game studio here].
This month's bloggers wanted was inspired by the internal enjoyment we had at reading TheBlondeBass' promoted blog on faking conversational anime knowledge. And now it seems as good a time as ever to pretend to know what's going on since the new Fate/Grand Order game launched and qtoid is talking about it. I am a big fan of the character design of Artoria in the blue dress, or Artoria in the suit, or Artoria in the red dress. But seriously, we enjoyed the format so much that we want to ask the community for their own ideas at faking it at all sorts of things.
But this prompt is not just for anime, of course. The video game industry is fractured with all sorts of niche interests that only an insane rich person with no job could realistically know everything about. This month's bloggers wanted is about taking a subject you want to offer advice on faking knowledge about in order to help the greater community, for better or for worse. If this doesn't sound serious, don't worry, you're not supposed to take it seriously. You don't have to be an expert in whatever you talk about any more than Bass is an expert in anime.
I seriously don't know if that was a compliment or an insult.
Offer advice on anything you can expand your mind on. Want to help people get into character action games? The more Ss you put into its grading system, the cooler it is! Want to convince people to get into the Neptunia series? Just say "Nep-Nep!" and you're all set to convince people of your technical knowledge! Can you get someone into RTS game by just talking about your APM? Someone's bound to believe some random technical jargon you made up!
To get started, start a blog and title it "Faking it: [your blog title here]." Then you can be as serious or facetious as you want as you provide advice on any number of things: learning how to play fighting games, trying a long-running franchise you've probably neglected, or even explaining a game's timeline. Heck, you can probably seriously try on that last one and we still wouldn't believe you.
Good luck this month. Only true cowards rely on facts. Real heroes pretend to know what they're doing!
Good Morning/Evening/Yesterday, my Friends/Robots/INSERT WAIFU HERE,
More or less a week ago, the Master Gaming List turned one year old. I had a speech prepared, but the blog editor ate it four or five times over the last few days, so I'm kind of winging it now.
Despite all of the threatening and cajoling I initially made to get you all on the list, I never imagined I'd still be adding names a year later (and by "you all", I mostly mean GajKnight). It was kind of a ridiculous undertaking at first, trying to make a semi-permanent, easily-updatable list of everyone's contact info. I'm not even sure what everyone was being hyped over last year that got me to do this.
That said, I'm glad it came together, and this list has lead to many other things for me on Destructoid; whether it was me becoming our laziest, cuddliest Community Manager, or our laziest, cuddliest Reviews-type-person, I have always enjoyed the full love and support of this community.
In thanks, and with the assistance of quite a few others, I've gathered up a number of game keys to give away to you all.
I've never run a contest before, so let's keep things simple. Write me a haiku about your favorite game.
1. The haiku must not include the title of the game.
2. I will accept any other form of structured poetry if you are unable to haiku but can iambic pantameter (you monster).
3. Please state what key you are going for, and a backup if that one is taken (admittedly, it's quantity over variety here)
4. The tentative end date of the contest will be August 13th, and will be bumped at least once during that time.
-Aporia: Beyond The Valley (Multiple Keys)
-Citadel: Forged With Fire (Multiple Keys)
Thank you to all 282 of you who have made the Master List a successful project over the past year! I will continue updating it into the forseeable future.
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