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Cblogs of 8/11/09 + Strykisms (Quantum Leap Edition)

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Oh ho? What is this? It would appear that dark forces prevented Tuesday's recaps from appearing, so I have gone back in time to right the wrongs and play some lotto numbers. I just couldn't bear to see a gap in our precious recap history (not like it hasn't happened before, but back then you guys didn't have me serving as a timecop).

Tonight's recap will show up as scheduled if I can make it back. I can only hope that by putting things right, my next leap will be the leap home.




*- Play Folklore or get raped by a chimpanzee.

*- Electro Lemon and Zombutler will solve Destructoid's troll problem with a belly full of Hot Pockets.

*- Your Mega Man customs. GIVE ME!

*- It may be fan fiction, but this Ratchet & Clank movie script is still a hoot to read!


A- How Super Mario Bros. 2 shaped ThaFNFreak as a gamer.
A- BenelliM4 reimagines Dead Rising's Frank West as an escaped convict.
S- emotoaster's Quick Hits tells you what anime you should watch right now... or not.
S- dTunes, Mr. Dillinger style, Day 2: Film composer Hans Zimmer.
S- In this week's Off-Brand Games, I played Snood, the inbred second cousin of Bust-a-Move.
M- Prof Doctor's mouse-and-keyboard combo is his security blanket.
M- TewDee can't do combos.
P- Failcast 46 is recording. On an unrelated note, Necros spontaneously combusted today.


W- Naim Master wins aborto's hand-me-downs! Round of applause!


E- There will be no non-sanctioned filming of any kind at BlizzCon this year.
S- Tone Marley is going to drive 500 laps in Forza Motorsport 2. Good luck with that.


N- You're right! Riding the Wii horse peripheral does look like reverse sex with a Hard Hat!
N- Same story as above, but this one includes Jim Sterling riding a toucan.
N- This is what you'll find in the latest update to Xbox Live Indie Games.
N- The new Team Fortress 2 update is like school on Sunday.
N- The Borderlands box art is awesome. I don't know what you people are smoking.
N- On the other hand, I'm not lovin' the box art for A Boy and His Blob. I think it's the font.
N- Another bit about the TF2 classless update.
V- Mega64 spoofs Are You Afraid of the Dark? Awesome.
V- Project SPF gives a dude an epileptic seizure in Call of Duty 4.
V- Ju-on is as unsettling in game flavor as it is in movie flavor.
R- SyntaxError looks back fondly at Crash Team Racing.
R- mcbennet kicks Bionic Commando developer Grin while it's down.
R- Reverend Macro is addicted to Defender Chronicles on his iPod.
R- GamingGoddess splurged on Mighty Flip Champs!
P- LongArmBleam checks out the Darkest of Days demo.
P- VVVGamer is reVVVing up for DiRT 2.
P- MrJohans0n snuggled in the tub with the Batman: Arkham Asylum demo.
T- tgammet played the Batman: Arkham Asylum demo, Call of Duty 2, and others.
T- Discarded Couch Sandwich renews his JRPG vows, finds a spelling error in Trauma Center, and calls out his girlfriend for being a heartless Pokémon murderer.
T- SuitcoatAvenger loves bears and boxing raptors in his Tekken 2, don't you?
T- Dao2-SKP loves Skies of Arcadia so much that he stares at the male characters' junk.
T- Pathologic, dawn of the sixth day.
D- prolifikstudio is hard at work with some big doings.


A- Justice gives a shout-out to Destructoid and unveils a sweet Scratch-O DJ digital painting.
A- Akiba was denied leaving his legacy with this game-themed mural in Billings, Montana.
M- What a coincidence! I just received the Rockman 9 arrange album in the mail the other day!
S- The HAWP Season 1 DVD will come when Burch learns how to make a DVD.


L- Electro Lemon rediscovers Nicktoons and SpongeBob SquarePants is still twisted as fuck.


S- Activision is Satan. Thanks for the hot tip.
S- Is Borderlands still coming out on October 20th? Yes it is. Check back again next week to see if the date changes.
F- The c0median is going to QuakeCon. Question: Who are you?
F- STOP SCREAMING! YOU ARE HURTING MY EARS!
F- Oooooh! You said the 'F' word!


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