My friends. My dear, sweet, wonderful friends. And all you other buttholes. A terrible injustice has occurred. An injustice of a scale not seen since Injustice
. An injustice that will make you go “Well yes Shade, that is an injustice indeed”. Ready? Are you sure? Because it is the injusticeyest.
I do not have Pikmin 3
. - This, except no strange creatures either.
Don’t get me wrong, I ordered it alright. I paid my money for it. It has, however, not arrived. I ordered it last Thursday, right before its EU release date. So release rolls around; no Pikmin
. The day after release; no Pikmin
. The day after that was a Sunday, so no Pikmin
can be forgiven….maybe. Surely, Monday would be the one, right? Nope, no Pikmin
. Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday; Still no Pikmin
. As this Recap goes up it will be Friday morning, and to be honest I’m still not expecting Pikmin
. I don’t know when it will finally arrive. I just know that it will be too late. It will always be too late.
The store I bought it from doesn’t generally deal in video games, it’s a tech store more than anything, but they had this game up for significantly cheaper than everywhere else, so I decided to take the gamble. I shouldn’t have expected much from a store named Dixons. One thing I know is that I’m never buying anything from them again. Being out of stock I can understand. But not even telling me what’s going on sucks. Not giving me even an approximate ETA sucks. It’s Pikmin 3
for god’s sake, I need to know these things! Do they truly not understand? There’s a starving planet out there that’s calling out for three little people and their cute plant-creature things, and here I am unable to come to their aid. If millions of little aliens die from starvation before I get there, I’m holding you responsible.
I guess this is the gods of Nintendo punishing me for my insolence of buying Pikmin 3
later and cheaper than I should have. But while I pray to Miyamoto for forgiveness, I shall remain ever Pikmin
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May you always find water and shade FPotD
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