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Hello all.  Dere is back and recapping.  So I'm not.talking about video games this week in the recap so you'll just have to deal with it!

So it's been a crazy couple weeks.  I'm not a home owner which is equal parts awesome and absolutely terrifying.  I'm now totally 100% into fixer upper projects.  I used to hate doing any kind of that work, but now I can't get enough.  It's exciting to see these projects come to fruition.

Another thing that makes it cool is I'm accomplishing things!  I always had the habbit of not being able to finish things.  Seriously, until recently the only thing I usually finished was a nice wanking session and that was if I finished before I fell asleep.  So it's a pretty awesome change.  I love having the house and I love doing the work. 

I may have some times where I'm not as active on here no folks, but you'll survive.  Just picture my hairy bum and expanding stomach and all your fapping needs will be met.  Now to recap!

* - Somethingwittyandfun is speaking directly to me. He knows my heart and he knows my mind. I like him have lots of trouble finishing games. For one reason or another, I just usually don't finish games even if I enjoy them. Hopefully someday we will both get the help we need

* - Greenhornet214 gives us an awesome look at his choice for ranking the dungeons in Ocarina of Time. I have to say his ranking is pretty darn good. Such an awesome game and I loved going through this and remembering all the fun I had. Thank you Green Hornet!

M - I have not hopped on the Warframe train yet. It really does look like a lot of fun but I haven't taken the plunge as of yet. Gamemaniac3434 rips off Strider here and looks at Warframe for part of this month's bloggers wanted. It is a very good read

E - Pixie the Fairy would like to gauge some interest around Dtoid in starting a group with regards to Final Fantasy XIV. With the new update, this makes that much more feasible. If you're interested in starting a crew, stop by and give a holler

T - Adzuken like all of us has those gaming guilty pleasures. For him, it was the Army Men series. However he can't even look past what he calls the worst game he has ever played. Army Men: World War: Land Air Seas. This game does look quite bad. Plus the title is an annoyance

N - Shoggoth2588 has recently been playing through some of that there Xenoblade Chronicles 2. I've heard a lot about this game and a lot of different opinions. Shoggoth gives us lots of information and a very informative piece on his Shoggy thoughts. A good read indeed

R - The Saturn has a list of top 100 games for the system and Lord Spencer gives some quick thoughts and also some of his reviews for games 100-91. Can we give some props to Lord Spencer please. He puts out tons of reviews and thoughts on many a game and still has time to work as a recapper. The man is quite impressive

T - Hard to believe Mortal Kombat has been around for 20 something years. Man do I feel old. I love the series though and so does Wes Tacos. Wes wants some spin off ideas, the crazier and dumber the better. I have some in my mind but they generally involve Sub Zero and of the erotic nature

T - Adzuken takes a look at another game that is one of the worst he has ever played. Ghostbusters for the NES. Again this game looks pretty dreadful. Thanks for the warning Adzuken

T - Salador breaks out their first blog here and goes over why he likes and plays football (soccer) games. Glad to see Salador join the blogging ranks and I loved reading this and being able to get to know them better

F - Codefreak gives us the top 5 theories regarding what may come after Infinity War. Just a warning, there are spoilers if you haven't seen the movie and still want to

V - MDSW gives us a trailer for Dancer Without Head. A little description might be nice

Just remember, he who stands on toilet, is high on pot--Dere


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Current "Bloggers Wanted" assignment

Costume Party

When it comes to October, it's pretty easy to come up with an idea for Bloggers Wanted. Halloween presents a lot of options. People will start playing horror games and marathon scary movies, but then there's the ultimate question for the day itself:

"What am I going to wear?"

Costumes are, after all, at the very heart of Halloween's fun. Whether you're playing a game with a canon character like Lara Croft, Spider-Man or a customized character in Monster Hunter World or an MMO, you're still faced with the question of what are you going to look like. Sometimes you even have stat bonuses to further complicate things, while other games have made it so you can have all the lovely stat bonuses and still make something that looks nice to you. Some folks even take this all huge step further and will realize such costumes for real-life cosplay.

As someone that posts often about Final Fantasy XIV, I have spent countless hours obtaining all kinds of armor, weapons and accessories from various corners of the game and only for the reason of it looking cool. In fact, once I have a job at 50, I feel obligated to give each of my jobs a fanciful glowing weapon before I press forward.

And then I give each job their own little pet sidekick, because I have decided my character is a Disney princess. Then I write macros that give them a blend of super sentai/Sailor Moon transformations because henshin a-go-go, baby!

But, if I'm honest, my one true love in regards to outfits in the game is the Invalician Samurai set, which I got from the Rabanastre raid. The design is pulled right from the Final Fantasy Tactics' art concept of the female samurai and is wonderfully realized.

But sometimes looking good comes at a price, too. I remember my favorite look for my Corsair in Final Fantasy XI required me wearing pants that reduced my movement speed by twenty percent and some of the best stat-based builds in Monster Hunter can make you look silly.

So this month's topic for Bloggers Wanted is costumes. Whether the costume is realized in-game or in real-life, we'd like for you to to discuss your favorite creations or tributes to characters, whether it's a custom look, a canon character or even a character skin like you'd find in Overwatch or Fortnite. You can discuss cosplays you've done, or cosplayers you admire. You can even talk about the plights of stat-based function over fashion.

The sky is the limit on this one, so head on over to our community blogs and get to writing! Use the prompt "Costume party: [Your title here]" and be sure to place "Bloggers Wanted" in the tags!

Now if you'll excuse me, I have get Bayonetta dressed up. She's heard about everyone and everything becoming Princess Peach and she would like to remind the world she was ahead of the curve on that.

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