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Cblogs of 3/3/10 and 3/4/10 + FIIIIYAAAAAAAAAA!!!

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Two days! One recap! Critical overload! Core meltdown! Remain calm! Head towards your nearest emergency exit! Oh shit! The exits are blocked! Panic! Everybody panic! The place is coming down and we are all gonna die! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!

System malfunction! Stop! Drop! Shut 'em down, open up shop! Everybody dance now! Call me Mr. Vain! Danger, danger! High Voltage!




*- CaptainBus's Comments of the Week!

*- Jim Sterling bangs the ScrewAttack crew.

*- Something tells me zombielifecoach is really awesome.

*- nekobun wonders if games even need sex.

*- Brandon Kelly's sex by the numbers.

*- When it comes to sex for etirflita, the journey is greater than the destination.

*- Who can say no to 100 free games?

*- Elsa has sex with her husband. That's a billion faps right there.

*- Metallion's sexy match-ups and match-nevers.

*- nekobun warns against sleeping with these people.


A- Why Sonic simply can't work in 3D.
A- Who can argue with Om Nom's logic?
A- How to punk out XBL scammers.
S- Aniwednesday was yesterday.
S- More music that makes OET happy.
S- stewie's top games evar: God of War.
M- BioWare is bungling up sex.
M- Sex in games is shallow.
M- domfreego's friend loves titties.
M- SBC Slam feels icky.
P- 321gocast 11 is old and busted.
P- Animucast is recording aboard the S.S. Minnow.





D- Dtoid shoutout in ScrewAttack vid.
S- lazyhoboguy is full of hate.
S- Wait, you're treating this like an actual blog?
S- Nukkus won Metal Slug shit.
S- Podtoid almost got TroutPhishMan fired.
S- RenagadePanda loves Fry's.
C- munnyman5 is serious about not being serious.
C- Ditto.
I- Word up, Deamios!
I- Luftwaffles just dropped the bomb.
H- larktenchi rocks a mean game center.


N- Vanquish is a robo-TPS.
N- Another Touhou shmup with a crazy name.
N- Heavy Rain = HARDC0R3 P0RN
N- Subtle "Steam on Mac" ads.
N- Ditto.
N- This Euro release list was brought to you by the number 2.
R- AndrewG009 still plays with Toy Soldiers.
R- Heavy Rain / Shattered Memories double team.
R- Dreamweaver watches Heavy Rain.
T- Uncharted 2's multiplayer penalties.
T- Khelric wants objectivity back.
T- Borderlands DLC is the tits.
T- Give motion controls a chance.
T- Daniel Andres's final Torchlight thoughts.
T- Mega Man 10 rocks and here's why.
D- PaulMode7 is feeling the development crunch with his team's game Frozen Synapse.


A- Hoygeit's Makoto fan art.
F- Even more Lost spoilers.


L- Hey! This isn't a NSMBW review! Ahhhhhhh... you! You sonuvagun, you! I see your game!
C- Work on your grammar. And punctuation. And spelling.


F- Snails.
F- List.
F- Socialist dog.
F- Getaway. More like, "Go away."
F- Don't copy-pasta from your other site.


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