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Cblogs of 3/3/10 and 3/4/10 + FIIIIYAAAAAAAAAA!!!


Two days! One recap! Critical overload! Core meltdown! Remain calm! Head towards your nearest emergency exit! Oh shit! The exits are blocked! Panic! Everybody panic! The place is coming down and we are all gonna die! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!

System malfunction! Stop! Drop! Shut 'em down, open up shop! Everybody dance now! Call me Mr. Vain! Danger, danger! High Voltage!

*- CaptainBus's Comments of the Week!

*- Jim Sterling bangs the ScrewAttack crew.

*- Something tells me zombielifecoach is really awesome.

*- nekobun wonders if games even need sex.

*- Brandon Kelly's sex by the numbers.

*- When it comes to sex for etirflita, the journey is greater than the destination.

*- Who can say no to 100 free games?

*- Elsa has sex with her husband. That's a billion faps right there.

*- Metallion's sexy match-ups and match-nevers.

*- nekobun warns against sleeping with these people.

A- Why Sonic simply can't work in 3D.
A- Who can argue with Om Nom's logic?
A- How to punk out XBL scammers.
S- Aniwednesday was yesterday.
S- More music that makes OET happy.
S- stewie's top games evar: God of War.
M- BioWare is bungling up sex.
M- Sex in games is shallow.
M- domfreego's friend loves titties.
M- SBC Slam feels icky.
P- 321gocast 11 is old and busted.
P- Animucast is recording aboard the S.S. Minnow.

D- Dtoid shoutout in ScrewAttack vid.
S- lazyhoboguy is full of hate.
S- Wait, you're treating this like an actual blog?
S- Nukkus won Metal Slug shit.
S- Podtoid almost got TroutPhishMan fired.
S- RenagadePanda loves Fry's.
C- munnyman5 is serious about not being serious.
C- Ditto.
I- Word up, Deamios!
I- Luftwaffles just dropped the bomb.
H- larktenchi rocks a mean game center.

N- Vanquish is a robo-TPS.
N- Another Touhou shmup with a crazy name.
N- Heavy Rain = HARDC0R3 P0RN
N- Subtle "Steam on Mac" ads.
N- Ditto.
N- This Euro release list was brought to you by the number 2.
R- AndrewG009 still plays with Toy Soldiers.
R- Heavy Rain / Shattered Memories double team.
R- Dreamweaver watches Heavy Rain.
T- Uncharted 2's multiplayer penalties.
T- Khelric wants objectivity back.
T- Borderlands DLC is the tits.
T- Give motion controls a chance.
T- Daniel Andres's final Torchlight thoughts.
T- Mega Man 10 rocks and here's why.
D- PaulMode7 is feeling the development crunch with his team's game Frozen Synapse.

A- Hoygeit's Makoto fan art.
F- Even more Lost spoilers.

L- Hey! This isn't a NSMBW review! Ahhhhhhh... you! You sonuvagun, you! I see your game!
C- Work on your grammar. And punctuation. And spelling.

F- Snails.
F- List.
F- Socialist dog.
F- Getaway. More like, "Go away."
F- Don't copy-pasta from your other site.

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Last week, in the quick posts of Destructoid's community, we saw the rise and fall of community manager Wesley J. Russow. He rose to prominence with his immutable power, only to see it come crashing down as the working class clambered beneath him and tore him down. Truly, the life and times of Westopher G. Raggamuffins was a lesson in live fast, burn hot, crash spectacularly.

Wes went from community darling to lovable despot over the course of a few days. It was a thing of beauty to behold. Truly, nothing is better to witness than a real-life heel turn. Wrestling is nothing without these terms after all. A "Face" is a good guy wrestler who fights the man, stands up for the little guy, and fights fairly while still winning. A "Heel", on the other hand, is a despicable, dastardly villain or even anti-hero. I loved Kurt Angle's antics as this gold medal Olympic winner turned wrestler who wasn't necessarily as likable as his gold medals imply. I loved hating that guy! A good heel is fun to hate, and there's nothing quite like the gasp of shock when watching the turn, when a face uses dirty tricks and turns into a heel.

Let me ask you this: is Kratos a hero? Before we see Kratos return in what I'd call Dad of War, let's not forget Kratos’ sordid past as a hero. In the first game, it was a revenge tale. It was a story of a mythical Spartan warrior who wanted revenge on the God of War who betrayed him. But as the series went on, it became a story about the lengths Kratos would go to justify his vendetta against people who wronged him. He would literally destroy the world just to destroy his enemies. Sure, we played as him, and we were taken on a ride, but would you really put your bet behind him and say, "Yeah, look at that hero!"

This month's Bloggers Wanted is about your favorite heel-turns or anti-heroes (in case a heel turn is too specific). Do you like it when Ryu turns into Evil Ryu? Or maybe you like Injustice, with its built in heel-turn Superman? I won't claim to understand the time line of Revolver Ocelot between Snake Eater and Guns of the Patriots, but I love that knucklehead.

To participate, just start a blog in our community section and title it "Heel-turn: [your blog title here]." Write to your heart's content, and if its up to snuff, you'll see your stuff published on the front page! Just remember, you're telling us about your favorite heel-turns and anti-heroes, not becoming one yourself, like Wes. Rest in spaghetti, never forghetti.

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