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Cblogs of 3/3/10 and 3/4/10 + FIIIIYAAAAAAAAAA!!!

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Two days! One recap! Critical overload! Core meltdown! Remain calm! Head towards your nearest emergency exit! Oh shit! The exits are blocked! Panic! Everybody panic! The place is coming down and we are all gonna die! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!

System malfunction! Stop! Drop! Shut 'em down, open up shop! Everybody dance now! Call me Mr. Vain! Danger, danger! High Voltage!




*- CaptainBus's Comments of the Week!

*- Jim Sterling bangs the ScrewAttack crew.

*- Something tells me zombielifecoach is really awesome.

*- nekobun wonders if games even need sex.

*- Brandon Kelly's sex by the numbers.

*- When it comes to sex for etirflita, the journey is greater than the destination.

*- Who can say no to 100 free games?

*- Elsa has sex with her husband. That's a billion faps right there.

*- Metallion's sexy match-ups and match-nevers.

*- nekobun warns against sleeping with these people.


A- Why Sonic simply can't work in 3D.
A- Who can argue with Om Nom's logic?
A- How to punk out XBL scammers.
S- Aniwednesday was yesterday.
S- More music that makes OET happy.
S- stewie's top games evar: God of War.
M- BioWare is bungling up sex.
M- Sex in games is shallow.
M- domfreego's friend loves titties.
M- SBC Slam feels icky.
P- 321gocast 11 is old and busted.
P- Animucast is recording aboard the S.S. Minnow.





D- Dtoid shoutout in ScrewAttack vid.
S- lazyhoboguy is full of hate.
S- Wait, you're treating this like an actual blog?
S- Nukkus won Metal Slug shit.
S- Podtoid almost got TroutPhishMan fired.
S- RenagadePanda loves Fry's.
C- munnyman5 is serious about not being serious.
C- Ditto.
I- Word up, Deamios!
I- Luftwaffles just dropped the bomb.
H- larktenchi rocks a mean game center.


N- Vanquish is a robo-TPS.
N- Another Touhou shmup with a crazy name.
N- Heavy Rain = HARDC0R3 P0RN
N- Subtle "Steam on Mac" ads.
N- Ditto.
N- This Euro release list was brought to you by the number 2.
R- AndrewG009 still plays with Toy Soldiers.
R- Heavy Rain / Shattered Memories double team.
R- Dreamweaver watches Heavy Rain.
T- Uncharted 2's multiplayer penalties.
T- Khelric wants objectivity back.
T- Borderlands DLC is the tits.
T- Give motion controls a chance.
T- Daniel Andres's final Torchlight thoughts.
T- Mega Man 10 rocks and here's why.
D- PaulMode7 is feeling the development crunch with his team's game Frozen Synapse.


A- Hoygeit's Makoto fan art.
F- Even more Lost spoilers.


L- Hey! This isn't a NSMBW review! Ahhhhhhh... you! You sonuvagun, you! I see your game!
C- Work on your grammar. And punctuation. And spelling.


F- Snails.
F- List.
F- Socialist dog.
F- Getaway. More like, "Go away."
F- Don't copy-pasta from your other site.


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Overstuffed

Is there a holiday or time of the year more indulgent than Thanksgiving? I mean, we cook a turkey that weighs as much as three newborn babies, whip up about a billion sides consisting mostly of carbs and butter, and top the whole thing off with nine different pies, all featuring the main ingredient of "excess." It's equal parts disgusting and awesome, and is definitely my second favorite holiday behind our dearly departed Halloween.

But we were so occupied with whether we could eat six pounds of food in one sitting, that we didn't stop to think if we should. That brings us to November's Bloggers Wanted prompt: Overstuffed.

Playing through Horizon Zero Dawn really got me thinking on this topic. Don't get me wrong, the game has a really cool and fairly unique sci-fi story, the combat is fun and engaging, and the art direction uses vibrant color - a concept that largely died out near the end of the PS2 era, but man, is it long. The map is huge and stuffed with nooks, crannies and collectibles, and boy, by the time I wrapped the story and collected my Platinum trophy the game had really worn out its welcome. It's a shame really, as I truly enjoyed the game for its main components; but by the time I had picked off my ten-thousandth evil villager and performed my ten-billionth stealth kill on a Ravager, I found myself wishing the game would end soon.

I got this feeling about 3/4 of the way into the game. That is not good.

Modern gaming is great in that developers tend to pack in a metric shit-ton of things to do in their games. Modern gaming is also horrible because developers tend to pack in a metric shit-ton of things to do in their games. This tendency to overstuff their games with content is often overwhelming and can cause an otherwise excellent experience to drag. It was less of a problem when I was 18 and had all the time in the world; at 30 with a day job and a family, it's a complete game-changer.

So, beloved Destructoid Community, tell of us a time you felt overstuffed from gaming! It can be from a game you enjoyed that just felt too long like above, a time you binged on all thirty-two Kingdom Hearts titles, a particularly meaty haul of games you got at a yard sale - anything at all that celebrates or at least discusses your Thanksgiving-like excesses in gaming!

Write a blog with "Overstuffed:" and then your subject in the title, and let the world know of your girthy gaming experiences! We love promoting blogs to the front page here at Dtoid, and Bloggers Wanted is a great way to get noticed *wink wink nudge nudge hip thrust*

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