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Cblogs of 3/3/10 and 3/4/10 + FIIIIYAAAAAAAAAA!!!

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Two days! One recap! Critical overload! Core meltdown! Remain calm! Head towards your nearest emergency exit! Oh shit! The exits are blocked! Panic! Everybody panic! The place is coming down and we are all gonna die! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!

System malfunction! Stop! Drop! Shut 'em down, open up shop! Everybody dance now! Call me Mr. Vain! Danger, danger! High Voltage!




*- CaptainBus's Comments of the Week!

*- Jim Sterling bangs the ScrewAttack crew.

*- Something tells me zombielifecoach is really awesome.

*- nekobun wonders if games even need sex.

*- Brandon Kelly's sex by the numbers.

*- When it comes to sex for etirflita, the journey is greater than the destination.

*- Who can say no to 100 free games?

*- Elsa has sex with her husband. That's a billion faps right there.

*- Metallion's sexy match-ups and match-nevers.

*- nekobun warns against sleeping with these people.


A- Why Sonic simply can't work in 3D.
A- Who can argue with Om Nom's logic?
A- How to punk out XBL scammers.
S- Aniwednesday was yesterday.
S- More music that makes OET happy.
S- stewie's top games evar: God of War.
M- BioWare is bungling up sex.
M- Sex in games is shallow.
M- domfreego's friend loves titties.
M- SBC Slam feels icky.
P- 321gocast 11 is old and busted.
P- Animucast is recording aboard the S.S. Minnow.





D- Dtoid shoutout in ScrewAttack vid.
S- lazyhoboguy is full of hate.
S- Wait, you're treating this like an actual blog?
S- Nukkus won Metal Slug shit.
S- Podtoid almost got TroutPhishMan fired.
S- RenagadePanda loves Fry's.
C- munnyman5 is serious about not being serious.
C- Ditto.
I- Word up, Deamios!
I- Luftwaffles just dropped the bomb.
H- larktenchi rocks a mean game center.


N- Vanquish is a robo-TPS.
N- Another Touhou shmup with a crazy name.
N- Heavy Rain = HARDC0R3 P0RN
N- Subtle "Steam on Mac" ads.
N- Ditto.
N- This Euro release list was brought to you by the number 2.
R- AndrewG009 still plays with Toy Soldiers.
R- Heavy Rain / Shattered Memories double team.
R- Dreamweaver watches Heavy Rain.
T- Uncharted 2's multiplayer penalties.
T- Khelric wants objectivity back.
T- Borderlands DLC is the tits.
T- Give motion controls a chance.
T- Daniel Andres's final Torchlight thoughts.
T- Mega Man 10 rocks and here's why.
D- PaulMode7 is feeling the development crunch with his team's game Frozen Synapse.


A- Hoygeit's Makoto fan art.
F- Even more Lost spoilers.


L- Hey! This isn't a NSMBW review! Ahhhhhhh... you! You sonuvagun, you! I see your game!
C- Work on your grammar. And punctuation. And spelling.


F- Snails.
F- List.
F- Socialist dog.
F- Getaway. More like, "Go away."
F- Don't copy-pasta from your other site.


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Current "Bloggers Wanted" assignment
Fake it until you make it

This month's bloggers wanted prompt is something we stole. You see, by stealing this idea, you have no idea how truly inept I actually am. By pretending to know what I'm doing, I have clearly used my ill-gotten status to meet such big-time celebrities as Darlington Woolie "Pie Stealer" Madden or Sara from [insert pixel indie game studio here].

This month's bloggers wanted was inspired by the internal enjoyment we had at reading TheBlondeBass' promoted blog on faking conversational anime knowledge. And now it seems as good a time as ever to pretend to know what's going on since the new Fate/Grand Order game launched and qtoid is talking about it. I am a big fan of the character design of Artoria in the blue dress, or Artoria in the suit, or Artoria in the red dress. But seriously, we enjoyed the format so much that we want to ask the community for their own ideas at faking it at all sorts of things.

But this prompt is not just for anime, of course. The video game industry is fractured with all sorts of niche interests that only an insane rich person with no job could realistically know everything about. This month's bloggers wanted is about taking a subject you want to offer advice on faking knowledge about in order to help the greater community, for better or for worse. If this doesn't sound serious, don't worry, you're not supposed to take it seriously. You don't have to be an expert in whatever you talk about any more than Bass is an expert in anime.

I seriously don't know if that was a compliment or an insult.

Offer advice on anything you can expand your mind on. Want to help people get into character action games? The more Ss you put into its grading system, the cooler it is! Want to convince people to get into the Neptunia series? Just say "Nep-Nep!" and you're all set to convince people of your technical knowledge! Can you get someone into RTS game by just talking about your APM? Someone's bound to believe some random technical jargon you made up!

To get started, start a blog and title it "Faking it: [your blog title here]." Then you can be as serious or facetious as you want as you provide advice on any number of things: learning how to play fighting games, trying a long-running franchise you've probably neglected, or even explaining a game's timeline. Heck, you can probably seriously try on that last one and we still wouldn't believe you.

Good luck this month. Only true cowards rely on facts. Real heroes pretend to know what they're doing!



Current Community Contests
PREPARE TO CONTEST - The Master Gaming List Birthday Giveaway!

Good Morning/Evening/Yesterday, my Friends/Robots/INSERT WAIFU HERE,

More or less a week ago, the Master Gaming List turned one year old. I had a speech prepared, but the blog editor ate it four or five times over the last few days, so I'm kind of winging it now.

Despite all of the threatening and cajoling I initially made to get you all on the list, I never imagined I'd still be adding names a year later (and by "you all", I mostly mean GajKnight). It was kind of a ridiculous undertaking at first, trying to make a semi-permanent, easily-updatable list of everyone's contact info. I'm not even sure what everyone was being hyped over last year that got me to do this.

That said, I'm glad it came together, and this list has lead to many other things for me on Destructoid; whether it was me becoming our laziest, cuddliest Community Manager, or our laziest, cuddliest Reviews-type-person, I have always enjoyed the full love and support of this community.

In thanks, and with the assistance of quite a few others, I've gathered up a number of game keys to give away to you all.

The Contest

I've never run a contest before, so let's keep things simple. Write me a haiku about your favorite game.

Rules

1. The haiku must not include the title of the game.

2. I will accept any other form of structured poetry if you are unable to haiku but can iambic pantameter (you monster).

3. Please state what key you are going for, and a backup if that one is taken (admittedly, it's quantity over variety here)

4. The tentative end date of the contest will be August 13th, and will be bumped at least once during that time.

Available Keys

-Stellaris
-Aporia: Beyond The Valley (Multiple Keys)
-The Witness
-Citadel: Forged With Fire (Multiple Keys)
-Armello
-Undertale
-ABZU

Thank you to all 282 of you who have made the Master List a successful project over the past year! I will continue updating it into the forseeable future.


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