While walking around Chinatown over the summer, my cousin happened upon a strange man. This man was, apparently, a small, older Chinese man. He was wearing a red cap, t-shirt, and jeans. And he was carrying a bag of tits. Yes, the man was promenading throughout Chinatown, with a clear plastic bag, full o’ tits. Those rubber, liquid-filled boobs with way, way too much definition in the nipple. Apparently this man seemed trustworthy enough that my cousin bought one of the tits. I received this breast for Christmas. The only reason I’m talking about it is because I just found it lying in the corner of my room, and I’ve been rather obsessed with it all day. God I need to go on a date…
Alright, enough crippling depression, let’s get to the recaps! In tonight’s edition, we’ve got a wrestling game no one’s heard of, a bitchin’ contest, and 2 FAILCAST posts…unfortunately. Enjoy!
*- HOLY FUCKING SHIT. Wry Guy writes an epic wall of text about KoF97.
*- A great little blog about how The Beatles can cause a rift in a relationship.
*- wanderingpixel gives us a look into the history of the PSP, and how it shouldn’t have been tossed aside by Sony.
*- A Monthly Musing gem, wherein the profit-seeking game industry is put under a microscope.
*- If you’ve never had the chance to check out one of Funktastic’s Compulsive Collector’s Haul blogs, check this one out. They’re all pretty funk-tastic. (C WUT I DID THUR)
*- Check this damn nice piece about what the 7th console generation has taken, given away, and what we still need from it.
A- Lord the Night Knight has some words for Fair Mr. Sterling.
S- Eternal Death Slayer has a belated blog where he talks about stuff. Also, Fuck Zune.
M- The Future: The best things in life might be behind us.
P- Oh God no, it’s FAILCAST Ep. 56
P- And to top it all off, their ALSO recording tonight. At least they’ve got a bitchin’ new theme song.
E- Wanna win some sweet Tekken 6 swag? Make up a backstory on your favorite character HERE.
E- The DtoidAustralians have a big event lined up to coincide with the opening of The Mana Bar.
S- miquonranger03 returns from a damn-long hiatus to muse about games in the wee hours of the morning.
S- Mooks starts what looks to be a very promising countdown until No More Heroes 2 drops.
B- Happy B-day kryptinite. ALSO TITTIES.
T- spineshank155 uses his newly-acquired cblogging skills to talk about the shit FFXIII is getting.
T- Ever heard of the Giant Gram series? If you haven’t, check out this damn-interesting blog about this Dreamcast wrestling title.
T- AndrewG009 gets around to posting his rather interesting Games of The Decade list.
D- prolifistudio has an interesting concept for a game he’d like to share with you.
F- Lots of big words might make you look fancy, but there’s no hiding the scent of a troll.
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