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Cblogs of 09/30/2009 + Sykisms

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Just below this bit you'll find Youtube videos enabling you Americans to watch Charlie Brooker's Gameswipe. A programme made for the BBC with Charlie Brooker delivering the swipes that are usually reserved for TV in Screenwipe and the real world in his Guardian column to Videogames. Brooker's a lifelong gamer and it really shows in the production from Mock the Week host Dara O' Briain moaning about Gears of War's difficulty to Father Ted and The IT Crowd creator bitching about videogame stories. It's a brilliant thing to watch and you all should. Also British folks, pay your fecking TV licence because it gets us stuff like this.

One thing to look out for is a classic TV news section on a game that teaches kids to maim and demean women. Which game? The hilarious Night Trap. Yep, the Sega CD 'classic'. RapeLay also gets a mention.

Finally I have something Niero has no doubt gotten many emails about. Make the front page show ONLY the recent Cblogs again, otherwise people just don't see the new stuff.



* - This is one hell of an Earthbound party
* - Charlie Brooker's Gameswipe is a TV show that happened, here it is (warning: may contain Glenn Beck)
* - Valentin's back. I love this guy
* - Why do you come here? April needs to know



A - What FF4DS adds with New Game+
A - Xbox Live Indie Games make money apparantly, well some do. Actually very few do. And I'm willing to bet that the game JForce is developing isn't going to be one of the chosen ones
M - Damnation needs to be forgotten
M - Rockin Kats here
M - The Gamer Advisory Panel. This actually existed?
M - The horrors of saving, FAP THIS GUY
M - Is Gitaroo Man really a forgotten game?
S - Aniwednesday is right here
S - Takeshi is dealing with old punk in dTunes today
S - This guy is going to try and explain why he loves his favourite games
P - DRUNKCAST!!



C - King of Dtoiders rolls on into week 3
C - A quick reminder of the Dtoid Artisans' SCUMM contest



C - JusticeDude needs a new stick
I - DeerDog's intro says he got the super rare NSES console
I - Tricky intro to judge from Silver Phoenix, it's short certainly but there's little wasted space
I - Errr...your first post is up right now Kamikaze Slowey



N - Machinarium has a demo out
N - Uncharted 2 is scoring insanely high
T - Thoughts on the Uncharted 2 demo
T - Also thoughts on the PSP Go
T - And now some thoughts on the regular PSP, from a guy who cancelled his Go preorder
T - A few ODST thoughts



A - How about a steampunk DS?



C - Don't just link to your own blog



S - You got beaten out boy
S - Oh hai, welcome to last week
F - Forums are thataway
F - Here are IGN videos of some ugly PCs
F - More forum nonsense, could also just email Niero

>NJ

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Overstuffed

Is there a holiday or time of the year more indulgent than Thanksgiving? I mean, we cook a turkey that weighs as much as three newborn babies, whip up about a billion sides consisting mostly of carbs and butter, and top the whole thing off with nine different pies, all featuring the main ingredient of "excess." It's equal parts disgusting and awesome, and is definitely my second favorite holiday behind our dearly departed Halloween.

But we were so occupied with whether we could eat six pounds of food in one sitting, that we didn't stop to think if we should. That brings us to November's Bloggers Wanted prompt: Overstuffed.

Playing through Horizon Zero Dawn really got me thinking on this topic. Don't get me wrong, the game has a really cool and fairly unique sci-fi story, the combat is fun and engaging, and the art direction uses vibrant color - a concept that largely died out near the end of the PS2 era, but man, is it long. The map is huge and stuffed with nooks, crannies and collectibles, and boy, by the time I wrapped the story and collected my Platinum trophy the game had really worn out its welcome. It's a shame really, as I truly enjoyed the game for its main components; but by the time I had picked off my ten-thousandth evil villager and performed my ten-billionth stealth kill on a Ravager, I found myself wishing the game would end soon.

I got this feeling about 3/4 of the way into the game. That is not good.

Modern gaming is great in that developers tend to pack in a metric shit-ton of things to do in their games. Modern gaming is also horrible because developers tend to pack in a metric shit-ton of things to do in their games. This tendency to overstuff their games with content is often overwhelming and can cause an otherwise excellent experience to drag. It was less of a problem when I was 18 and had all the time in the world; at 30 with a day job and a family, it's a complete game-changer.

So, beloved Destructoid Community, tell of us a time you felt overstuffed from gaming! It can be from a game you enjoyed that just felt too long like above, a time you binged on all thirty-two Kingdom Hearts titles, a particularly meaty haul of games you got at a yard sale - anything at all that celebrates or at least discusses your Thanksgiving-like excesses in gaming!

Write a blog with "Overstuffed:" and then your subject in the title, and let the world know of your girthy gaming experiences! We love promoting blogs to the front page here at Dtoid, and Bloggers Wanted is a great way to get noticed *wink wink nudge nudge hip thrust*

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