So, howís about that GTAV everyone? Itís pretty great eh? What with the whole thefting of grand autos and all? Let me tell you, I thefted the absolute grandest auto just the other day.
Öoh fine, no I didnít. I donít particularly care for the GTA franchise myself, nor any sandbox game really. What tends to happen is that I just dick around for a few hours and then lose interest. I might be convinced to give the Saintís Row series a try just because of its sheer insanity, but even thatís kind of a long shot.
So while everyone was out playing GTAV (perhaps explaining the lack of blogs today? Seriously though, only 5?!) I was doing other things. For one, Iím getting increasingly more addicted to La-Mulana. By now Iíve defeated 4 bosses (something that only 11% of Steam players managed to do) and found a good number of secret items that should help me explore the remainder of the dungeon. The verdict I gave last week still stands: itís not all that difficult of a game, but itís incredibly cryptic. Itís a lot of fun too though, and itís incredibly rewarding when you start to figure out how this game thinks or when you start to internalize the dungeonís layout.
Besides that, I have been spending a lot more time watching movies lately. Donít ask me why or how, I guess itís just my pop-culture crush acting up again. This week in particular I watched a bunch of Disney movies that I know I saw at some point but could barely remember a thing about. And a couple I never watched in English because back when they came out I didnít speak it yet. Mulan, for example, falls in the latter category.
- The translation is pretty spot-on, and yet it still canít match the English version.
Other Disney movies I watched were Dinosaur (anyone remember that one? No? Thought so.) and Atlantis: The Lost Empire. The former was alright but nothing special, and there were some spots were the CGI seemed a bit dated. Itís no surprise that this one has been all but forgotten. The latter was pretty great. This was another one I never saw in English before; it was well worth checking out for that alone. The soundtrack is also pretty great, and I thought it was well animated. The story is mostly unremarkable, but the characters make up for a lot.
And now for the final movie. Treasure Planet. Holy hell did this one surprise me. First things first though: I know I saw this movie before, in theates even. By now, thatís a good 12 years ago at least. In fact, itís been so long that I remembered exactly nothing from this movie. Not the characters, not the plot, not the music. I literally remembered nothing except having seen it. Well, okay, I did remember one thingÖ.the alien who speaks only in fart noises. I was 10 when I saw it, alright? What do you want from me?
Anyway, having watched it againÖitís great! I loved it!
The plot will be instantly familiar to anyone, as itís just Treasure Island in space. I mean that very literally. The pirates are space pirates, Long John is a cyborg with a metal peg leg, instead of a whirlpool the ship gets stuck in a black hole, treasure island isÖwell a treasure planet obviously, and the entire voyage takes place upon a space ship in the most literal sense of the word.
That alone makes for a pretty interesting setting if you ask me, but what really stood out for me were the characters. Long John Silver in particular has a very interesting character arc. Heís obviously the villain, but only somewhat. Letís just say that this version is incredibly likable all throughout the film, and it turns out that this is one Disney villain who is far from irredeemable.
The other character that I fucking LOVED was Captain Amelia. Sheís a quick and agile feline alien. She also kicks major ass and is wonderfully sassy. Her character and lines are incredibly well written and voiced, and while she does get captured late in the movie she never comes across as a damsel but rather as someone who can hold her own despite momentary adversities. In short, from the moment she is introduced she completely steals the show, never to give it back again. I can watch her scenes over and over again without getting tired of it, and I had the biggest smile on my face during every one of her scenes. Sheís by far the best thing about this movie, and I might go so far to say sheís one of my favorite Disney characters ever now. I really did like her that much.
Ö.And to my great shame all I used to remember from this movie was the farting alien. 10-year-old Shade was a fucking idiot.
In case you've been living under a rock or just waiting on NieR: Automata (thanks for the delay Amazon!), Nintendo just launched its newest console. Whether it's a success or a failure remains to be seen, but many people have bought themselves this shiny new console for their home. It's been a while since we've seen this sheer amount of excitement over a console, and a Nintendo one, no less, considering the amount of goodwill they probably have since the Wii U.
But the QP has been having endless buzz over the Switch, despite concerns over hardware faults in the Joy-Con or cheaply produced docks. Personally, I'd love one despite the lack of software on day one. I mean, I could play Zelda while at work. And not a handheld Zelda either. A proper, huge console-designed Zelda! Asides from that, it's all about the love of having shiny new tech in your hands. So that's what this month's bloggers wanted will be about: console launches, the hype and the release into getting it into your hands.
To participate, title your blog "Let's Do Launch: [your title here]" and use the "Bloggers Wanted" tag, and in a general sense, talk about your favorite launches. We've had the PS4 and Xbone years back but were we genuinely excited or just looking forward to it? Or how about where you were when the GameCube released? Don't worry too much about celebrating the exact launch date, either. I still clearly remember the time I got my Sega Genesis from Costco, complete in a bundle with Ecco the Dolphin and Donald Duck's QuackShot.
Don't worry about being positive or timely. Did you grow up to see the Vectrex launch? Go ahead and enlighten us youngins about how much of a love/hate relationship you may or may not have. Still rocking an Ngage? I'm sure you are. So how did it feel to purchase such a mistake of the universe? Go ahead and let us know, and eventually, we'll get around to promoting it to the front page!
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