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Cblogs of 05/15 and Striderisms


Ok Strider. Three things to check off tonight: Weekend recaps, Injustice update, anime update.

Oh, and Animal Crossinggodmotherfuckingdammit.

So first off, ever since I first joined the Recaps team, I always found it strange that everyone recaps one day except the weekends guy. Is it because the Weekend guy has more disposable time? Because he really likes weekends? Because they're a glutton for punishment to recap two days worth of good and shitty blogs?

Well, I guess I should've vocalized my thoughts earlier because we're thinking of splitting the weekend recaps into Saturday and Sunday recaps because Phil is losing sleep over his damn deal.

So PM anyone on the Recaps team or the Recaps account itself to express interest in taking one of the weekend days off of Phil. He's specifically said he doesn't want to let go of his usual recapping position because he's so close to tenure. But two days for arbitrary reasons is a bit weird and we're fixing that. Because Animal Crossing.

Injustice update: I'm playing Green Arrow now. I played him all wrong on launch day. His keepaway is shitty because he needs time to load trick arrows to make his keepaway decent and even then, the need to load trick arrows lets other zoners outpace him. He's all about rushdown and pressure, though unfortunately he needs time to load trick arrows to become decent. The good news however is that his freeze arrow, the crux of all his good combos, is completely free. Sure Green Lantern and Superman only need one bar for combo extensions but one bar means a lot when you need to save for pushblock, clash, and armored moves too. Green Arrow on the other hand can load freeze arrows for free or even end strings with a reload. He also has a combo with a low/high/low built into it, which makes him way more interesting for my Can he block it? series. Speaking of Can he block it?

I'm tempted to post a new Weeaboo Corner blog but I want to briefly touch on what I've been watching on Crunchyroll. Because Animal Crossing.

Attack on Titan
Every dedicated anime fans' most anticipated anime for the season due to its critically acclaimed manga. Nearly every human on Earth lives in literally the last bastion of humanity, a massive walled fort that probably encompasses the space of Texas within its three walls. All to protect them from mysterious giants whose only purpose seems to be to eat and kill humans. As good as the action is going to be with humans equipped with fancy grapple machines to slice at the titan's weak spots (the nape of the neck), there's a ton of mystery involved as the humans in the show know about as much about the titans as the audience does, and the plot only thickens from there. The design of the titans are also consistently... unsettling.


The Hentai Prince and the Stony Cat
We love immature jokes here on Destructoid. Perhaps some of us are all about stupid jokes. Perhaps those people aren't their true selfs when they get up and go to work. They need a facade to function normally in society. But in this show, what if you lost your facade or whatever other emotional mask you need? The protagonist is a horn dog really, but feels sad that he can't be his true self in public. But the cat statue at the edge of town promises to take what you don't want and give it to someone else. Now the protagonist can't help but remark at girls' bras in the rain out loud.

While it might sound like any other ecchi comedy, I really must stress that this show respects its character more than you expect and you get a lot of great development in the characters. Honestly, I started watching this series on a whim and didn't expect much when I saw your usual pervert shenanigans but by the end of the episode, I was hooked on seeing how Yokodera, Tsukiko, and Asuza turn out in the long run.

Valvrave the Liberator
I thought it was going to be Gundam. It was Gundam with high school drama. Then three episodes after its hook of a pilot and it just became high school drama that happened to be in space with a Gundam. Not cool man.

Seriously, the titular robot was teased to have a mysterious curse. Something powerful enough to not only imbue the hero with the skills needed to pilot a powerful robot, but also bring him back from the dead to continue.

Instead, I get what is essentially Japanese Van Wilder. In space.


* - DMC's Limbo clearly doesn't get the praise it deserves for it's design and art, especially when juxtaposed against the philosophies at work at open-world games

* - C Turts returns with the buy it- the Play It/Avoid It Report

A - Tia feels the burn from Sony's ignorant gender views

A - AceOfSkulls really wants us to wake up and smell the DLC

P - Taco Tuesday is here to say bad stuff and not get arrested about it

A - Well SuperCrow still believes in BioWare and certainly nothing dampens my love of Tali, Garrus, or any Krogan ever

P - I want Animal Crossing the podcast: the New Adventures of Fapcast 14

C - YoungCovii wants the Elgato. Next up, the swimsuit competition

C - Hoss Delgado does not repeat himself. Which is why these recaps are here to recapsulate what he says for the contest

C - I am going to put this volatile discussion here. Not in topsauce and not in failtoid. There is a discussion blazing in it right now that deserves to be contemplated. But I do not support the idea of a man losing his livelihood over one mistake outside his profession when it's already happened to Adam Orth from Microsoft

T - Check out Data Dealer courtesy of Roberto Plankton. It sounds cool!

R - AndyLonn reviews Heavenly Sword after much introspection

R - Darkerman doesn't review Bioshock Infinite so much as he rags on it endlessly

R - Kenny C reviews Blade Wolf, the DLC with the coolest name ever


V - It's certainly a thing that looks like it wants to talk about Under the Ocean

~ StriderHoang

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