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Cblogs of 04/26/13 and bboobisms

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Everything is about boobs now.

* - More boobs is always better, right? Well, Panza argues that sometimes less is more (blasphemy!)

* - Communiboob Episode 12: It's probably about boobs.

A - Dr. Strangeboob or: How I Boobed to Stop Boobing and Boob the Boob (But come on. Seriously, with this fucking movie title?! Tits.)

A - All these boobs in AAA games have Viredae asking, "where are all the indie boobs?"

A - MisterDonut just wants to play Earthboob on the 3DS! Come on, Nintendo, help a brother out!

A - Sexism is over! Boobs for everyone!

P - Zero Boob Podcast sounds lame because it has zero boobs... BUT it's episode 69 WOOOOO! hehehe *slaps self*





F - Friday Night Boobs: The Boobening (360 edition!)

F - Friday Night Boobs 2: Electric Boobaloo (Nintendo edition!)

F - Friday Night Boobs 3: Reboobed (PS3 edition!)

T - Underpass shares his thoughs on BioShock: Infinite Boobs. Boobs, as far as the eye can see!

T - GRabbit was disappointed with BioShock: Infinite Boobs! Clearly there were not enough boobs.

T - SirJoshington thinks Injustice: Boobs Among Us needed less story and more boobs!

T - Fire Boob Awakening left a powerful and lasting impression on Shuuda! Fire boobs are HOT, so be careful.

R - RenegadePanda reviews Autoboob Police! It's one of those new-fangled porn games or something.

R - willza reviews Kairo, which might be a game about exploring Egyptian boobs.

R - Fortyseven reviews the new Boob Trek game. Boob me up, Scotty!

S - Check out Wrenchfarm's package! Sexy gay bears and naked men galore! Wait, hold on... where are all the boobs?!

L - Hyoscine can't decide where to put his bust of zombie boobs. Zomboobs?

L - Once you're inside, your friend's boobs won't be seeing much of you... nope, hold on... Once you're inside, your boobs won't be seeing much of your friends... ummm... this isn't working.

C - Nintendo will not be showing their boobs at E3 this year... lame!

F - I don't know what this is, but Samus Aran is mentioned. She has boobs, right?



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