I asked you all for questions and you fucking delivered! Here is the riveting conclusion to my very first AMA...
Which dinosaur you feel would be the best household pet?
Dino from The Flintstones.
What are you currently binge watching?
VOLTRON!!!!!! It's insanely good!
Not finishing college sooner.
How would you reboot a game series that you dislike so that you would like it?
Fallout 4 was really disappointing, but I’d love to see a spinoff game completely dedicated to settlement management because that shit was addicting as hell. As long as it’s not a mobile title, I could see myself spending a ton of time with it.
If you could bring just one Pokémon into the real world, which one would it be?
I've never been able to get into the Pokemon series, so I'm not really familiar with them. That being said, I choose Jinx.
If you could live in the Star Wars universe, but only if you had no ability to use the force, would you?
They have space ships, so the correct answer is "yes". Even if that means I'm going to die pretty much instantly like Porkins.
What do you miss most about being a child now that you are an adult?
Playing video games with my friends every single day after school. Now that I’m older, I’m lucky if we can manage to even get something going online haha… There’s something really fucking magical about being in the same room when you’re talking trash to each other and getting super competitive. I miss that a lot.
Forests. We see them all the time, but I love me a good forest level of any kind.
My Dead Moon shirt, duh!
Favorite Seinfeld character?
If I can’t choose Larry David, I’m going to go with George Costanza. I love them both as stubborn, flawed characters.
Favorite game of all time?
My answer changes all of the time but probably Persona 4: Golden. It just makes me really happy.
What is love?
A BBQ sandwich and a tall glass of sweet tea.
Is a hotdog a sandwich?
You know I can ban you, right?
Is bald truly beautiful?
My friend’s dad used to rent houses out all over town when we were younger. He found out late that one of his tenants used to use their own feces to draw artwork all over the walls and ceiling. They weren’t about to move out. That’s how they wanted to actually live. Surrounded by their own shit. If they can find beauty in that, I’m convinced that people can find it anywhere.
Do you have any siblings? Do you play games with them?
I’ve got two sisters! (Stay away, Hypno…) I think the only game we ever really played together was Wii Bowling though.
Is there anything you AREN'T excited about, ever?!?!?!
Favorite breakfast cereal?
Ooof. This one's pretty tough. I might have to go with Frosted Flakes. I love the way that they make the milk all sugary after a few minutes.
Best mistake? (like when you fuck up but in the end that fuck up leads to something great.)
Creating an account at Destructoid.
Texting Wes when I'm drunk.
Favorite film starring Gary Busey?
Does Point Break count?
Who is your favorite Steins;Gate character?
Daru. That man is hilarious.
What is your favorite song on David Bowie's Hunky Dory album?
Paul, John, George or Ringo?
Paul. No contest. Ram is pretty much the only Beatles/Beatles related album that I listen to it. (Stones rule, Beatles drool, and The Kinks are better than both of them….)
Deserted island band and why? (No Devo!)
What setting do you think games underuse and why?
A place called House On The Rock in Wisconsin. It’s just so insanely bizarre that it would be perfect. Why? I’m assuming everyone is just trying to spite me, and it’s not at all because they’ve never heard of it.
Batman or Superman and why?
Do you even have to ask?!? Superman has about as much personality as a pile of moldy socks. Sure, they smell bad, but I wouldn’t exactly call that “personality”. Also, he’s pretty much invincible against everything besides a tiny green space rock. There are exceptions (Alan Moore is a solid example), but he’s mostly just kind of boring to me.
Favorite Dtoider/-s and why?
I feel like the only right answer here is Matt Damon. They’re just such a damn mystery, ya know? I like to imagine that it’s genuinely either Matt Damon or a user who has absolutely no other interactions on the site. They login, do the “Matt Damon” thing, and then occasionally get all googly-eyed for George Clooney. It gets me every single damn time.
When do you think vampires will be cool again and why?
Vampires will always be cool. Not even Twilight can ruin that. They’re the tiny, angsty goth kids who suddenly have all of the power! If you need an example, go back and watch The Lost Boys again. The Lost Boys will never not be cool.
What fictional world would you want to live in and why?
Waterworld. Because “fuck it”, that’s why.
Why do you not recap the Recaps in your Recaps... AND WHY?
I actually have before! I just recapped Larx’s recap the very first week that they joined the team!
Is Mario Galaxy really that good?
I dunno. I’ve never actually played it. It looks amazing though.
Have you read any comics by Brian K. Vaughan? If so, did 'ya like them?
YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
That dude is on point. Runaways, Ex Machina, Y The Last Man, Saga, Paper Girls, Pride of Baghdad, The Private Eye…. It’s all just insanely wonderful!
Why are you grabbing your crotch in this picture?
Some questions are just better left unanswered…
It appears that you are a filthy Dafoe user. I'll never be able to look at you the same again...
F***, Marry, Kill: Ron Weasley, Wonder Woman, Groot
Fuck: Wonder Woman because she’s a gorgeous, strong, independent woman.
Marry: Ron Weasley because he can do magic.
Kill: Groot because then he would come back as Baby Groot and that thing is just absolutely adorable.
Sprite, 7-Up, or Sierra Mist?
They all taste pretty much the same, but I typically go Sprite.
Canadra or Scwepp's?
As long as there’s whiskey involved, I have absolutely no preference.
Bioshock or Bioawe?
That last one isn’t a word, so I’m going to go with Biodome. Pauly Shore was at peak performance for that masterpiece.
(Also, Mass Effect 1 > Dragon Age: Origins > Bioshock)
Thus ends the stunning conclusion to my very first AMA.
"Stay sexy y'all"
- DeadMoon (aka Kevin)