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Cblog Recaps of 1/22/14 and HATCHIN-ISMS


Motherfucker I cannot get this theme song out of my head.

When Michiko to Hatchin first came out, I was offput by the weird Japanese voice acting. I've watched a bit of anime in my time and something sounds off about how everyone enunciates in Michiko to Hatchin. Except Hatchin though. Hatchin is awesome and her name is awesome.

It sounded like this is what bad voice acting in Japanese is like. But after seeing one single, solitary post about how awesome and female-empowering it is on Tumblr, I gave it a second shot and now I'm stuck in the classic video streaming loop: start watching something good that's available online and you don't know when or how to stop for a break.

Voice acting aside, Michiko to Hatchin screams unique pleasure. It takes place in a sort of South American/Brazilian vibe and the animators go that extra step to make all text including title cards and subtext Spanish. None of the recurring characters have a stock appearances, as they all wear different outfits in nearly every episode (almost as if they have a wardrobe, like normal people. WHODATHUNKIT?), and Michiko and Hatchin are stand outs as cool female characters. Michiko is, as wikipedia found sources quoting, a free willed sexy diva. She takes no guff from anyone and dresses how she wants while still kicking down anyone who gets in her way. She breaks out of a supposdedly inescapable prison, to tip you off on her past and capability. Meanwhile, Hatchin is quick to escape her previously oppressive foster family and quickly picks up a knack to naturally adapting to the seedy world of Michiko to Hatchin with equal parts guts and moxie thanks to years of suffering under a maliciously slave driving foster family, though she's still determined to be the straight and narrow type despite tagging along with his more loose with the law mother.

Michiko breaks out of the hoosegow in order to pick up her estranged daughter, Hatchin, then Hana Morenos. Together, they embark on a journey to find their thought-to-be-dead father and husband, Hiroshi Morenos. Course, Hana doesn't like being called by her name since all her previous family wanted from her was her presence which allowed them to rake in the child support checks. So Michiko just comes up with Hatchin out of the blue and it sticks.

Obviously, I'm watching the show for the title namesake characters, Michiko and Hatchin. Michiko has this sort of Beyonce aura around her, if Beyonce did priors in the clink. She dresses how she wants and never pays any mind to how anyone thinks of her, probably including the audience. And if you got a problem, she'll knock you to the ground and call you on your asshattery. Hatchin on the other hand is a morally upstanding child thrown into a whirlwind mix of self-discovery, crime, violence, and family. She's a contradiction in a world full of selfish crime mafiosos and underworld types, with her desire to look for the right thing as opposed to the easiest thing. And since she's so used to be beaten down by the people above her, she grows a natural strength to pushing against those in power and authority.

Michiko to Hatchin is one of those cult animes. One that's obviously got a gleam of quality that's hidden under the piles of anime that appear every year. It's on Hulu so it's not difficult to watch. And if you have a preference, both the dub and sub are up too.

I'm just on it for anime right now. I'm having a difficult time focusing on games, let alone some quality blogging time. Heck, I tried muscling through some Fez only to find the quality game just isn't my cup of tea. It's charming as hell and the worlds are amazing but I'm want some shithead friendly instant gratification action. Phil Fish is probably fuming right now as these thoughts traverse the astral plane into his nexus. I finished Ghost Trick, keep dying in Donkey Kong Returns 3D, Project X Zone's fun has worn off (just as I'd finally gotten X & Zero of course), and PokeBank still isn't out.

At least I'm making headway on Dual Destinies' DLC case. Ain't no orca going to be put down today.

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C - (font=verdanarama)insert video thoughts on Wii U sputtering(/fontcolormagoo)

F - Who sent these tiny babies to fight me?

~ Michiko to Hatchin

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This month's bloggers wanted was inspired by the internal enjoyment we had at reading TheBlondeBass' promoted blog on faking conversational anime knowledge. And now it seems as good a time as ever to pretend to know what's going on since the new Fate/Grand Order game launched and qtoid is talking about it. I am a big fan of the character design of Artoria in the blue dress, or Artoria in the suit, or Artoria in the red dress. But seriously, we enjoyed the format so much that we want to ask the community for their own ideas at faking it at all sorts of things.

But this prompt is not just for anime, of course. The video game industry is fractured with all sorts of niche interests that only an insane rich person with no job could realistically know everything about. This month's bloggers wanted is about taking a subject you want to offer advice on faking knowledge about in order to help the greater community, for better or for worse. If this doesn't sound serious, don't worry, you're not supposed to take it seriously. You don't have to be an expert in whatever you talk about any more than Bass is an expert in anime.

I seriously don't know if that was a compliment or an insult.

Offer advice on anything you can expand your mind on. Want to help people get into character action games? The more Ss you put into its grading system, the cooler it is! Want to convince people to get into the Neptunia series? Just say "Nep-Nep!" and you're all set to convince people of your technical knowledge! Can you get someone into RTS game by just talking about your APM? Someone's bound to believe some random technical jargon you made up!

To get started, start a blog and title it "Faking it: [your blog title here]." Then you can be as serious or facetious as you want as you provide advice on any number of things: learning how to play fighting games, trying a long-running franchise you've probably neglected, or even explaining a game's timeline. Heck, you can probably seriously try on that last one and we still wouldn't believe you.

Good luck this month. Only true cowards rely on facts. Real heroes pretend to know what they're doing!

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Good Morning/Evening/Yesterday, my Friends/Robots/INSERT WAIFU HERE,

More or less a week ago, the Master Gaming List turned one year old. I had a speech prepared, but the blog editor ate it four or five times over the last few days, so I'm kind of winging it now.

Despite all of the threatening and cajoling I initially made to get you all on the list, I never imagined I'd still be adding names a year later (and by "you all", I mostly mean GajKnight). It was kind of a ridiculous undertaking at first, trying to make a semi-permanent, easily-updatable list of everyone's contact info. I'm not even sure what everyone was being hyped over last year that got me to do this.

That said, I'm glad it came together, and this list has lead to many other things for me on Destructoid; whether it was me becoming our laziest, cuddliest Community Manager, or our laziest, cuddliest Reviews-type-person, I have always enjoyed the full love and support of this community.

In thanks, and with the assistance of quite a few others, I've gathered up a number of game keys to give away to you all.

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I've never run a contest before, so let's keep things simple. Write me a haiku about your favorite game.


1. The haiku must not include the title of the game.

2. I will accept any other form of structured poetry if you are unable to haiku but can iambic pantameter (you monster).

3. Please state what key you are going for, and a backup if that one is taken (admittedly, it's quantity over variety here)

4. The tentative end date of the contest will be August 13th, and will be bumped at least once during that time.

Available Keys

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-The Witness
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