I'm gonna get this recap done while my Eagles are still beating my bitter hated rivals the giants. So if you notice that the tone of this -gasm turns dark the deeper it goes, just know that the game isn't going well.
It's been a hectic week, had a 3-day weekend and spent exactly 0% of the time stream VLR for Bass and vxxy and instead worked on adult things. Well if you call writing reviews and rankings for fantasy football adult thing.
The Eagles just fumbled the ball.
It's at moments like these that I like to look at the soothing word of Jim Jones. He was a master "boxer" who knocked out 900+ people with one punch. He says "I've got a hell of a lot of weapons to fight! I've got my claws. I've got cutlasses. I've got guns. I've got dynamite. I've got a hell of a lot to fight! I'll fight! I'll fight!!"
Words of wisdom.
Giants just tied it.
Have I mentioned recently how we are all going to die one day? No more Eagles letting me down, no more VLR streams, no more divisive morons in politics, no more shady business dealing from Warner Bros.? Just the end.
Giants just took the lead.
EAGLES TOUCHDOWN AND IT'S TIED!
It's at times like these that I like to look to the word of Mahatma Gandhi. "Victory attained by violence is tantamount to a defeat, for it is momentary."
I think I'm going to leave this recap on that note. It's not super positive or super negative it is a blank slate. There are a lot of great blogs this week so it's a great day regardless of how this game turns out.
* - Bloggers Wanted Entry - Dere offers a very heartfelt and personal look back at how his early struggles with reading were overcome with a little help from Link and Zelda. Dere also sounds like he has the best parents in the world in this and it's such a great little read.
* - In the second part of their create your own Destructoid adventure, dephoenix takes us down a path of mystical double ended dildos and the old women who own them. This is defintely one of the most unique and creative things I've seen in my years at Destructoid.
A - Fellow Flixist writer Drew Stuart AKA Lord of Bollocks wants to kill me and placed this whopper of a retrospective look at the Uncharted series in my lap. This time looking at the final entry in Nathan's story, Uncharted 4. It's thorough so take this one with your morning coffee or cocaine.
R - Blanchimont just hasn't been finding games that they like recently for reviews, this time Digimon World: Next Order (I didn't even know they were still making Digimon games) is up for review and it's not looking good.
Alright that's it from me this week. Please be good to each other and yourself. Please? PLEASE?