I'm covering for Smurf as he does stuff. Interesting stuff perhaps. And luckily there were interesting cblogs to recap.
No, I mean it. Very interesting. So interesting
Look, I really don't want to bring back the Write Stuff. It was long, a drain on my free time, and a pain to compose. I have more fun recording the Fapcast (I promise it's coming back. I'm just having hella scheduling issues) and doing other creative endeavors like doing Can he block it? on my Youtube channel (Green Arrow edition is uploading by the way).
But look, I need to say one thing as a writer to you people. And the right people won't even look at this because 80% of the people who bandwagon for a blogger's wanted call don't even continue being active so fuck whatever.
Look at every blog on the topic. Go ahead. I dare you. I did it.
You notice something common in between them all? Something infuriatingly common and boring when you get through them all? Yeah, nearly all of them start with the self-reflection
"When I was 8-years-old..."
"Back when I was a child in 1999...."
"It all started when I was a kid..."
Alright, I'm about to get all Write Stuff
on you assholes. Please don't assume you're writing in a vacuum. Ok, sure, they're C-BLOGS
, so you have the creative freedom to do what you want with them because it's your own space; a personal log if you will. But if you've bothered to get off your lurking ass and respond to the blogger's wanted call, you obviously want some kind of attention, right? Don't lie to yourself you attention whore. You wanted it, didn't you?
But everyone, not just every writer on the internet, wants attention. Don't try to fool yourself into thinking you're some indie hipster who doesn't want to sell out and get noticed by the man
(Andy Dixon). You know the number one way to get noticed for your efforts in a dense environment?
You do something different.
So the people who go first have the disadvantage of... going first. They are the sacrificial lambs, the guinea pigs (yes I Googled the spelling), the test subjects, the suckers. They get to test the waters and get judged immediately for their mistakes and you, the people who come afterwards, get to learn from their mistakes and improve. Only, that's not the case here really. Everyone just kinda rushes out en masse like a bunch of lemmings and hopes they land in a boat instead of the ocean. Hell, the only monthly musing I topsauced did the self-reflection
opening too. I liked it when I pushed through into the body, which became a frighteningly personal story but I pushed myself to get there. Why does the reader, your audience, have to force themselves to like your work. Your work doesn't have to be Remember Me
I mean, thank god for RenegadePanda
. Bloggers and blogs I enjoy so much, yeah, I'll give them double links. Sure they have the advantage of not constricting themselves to the monthly musing but their beginnings, their leads, their hooks, are strong goddammit.
I'm done here. Is my upload done yet? No? Well, it's worth noting that I've been having trouble getting my HDPVR to work. For two weeks since my last upload, the video passthrough was busted. I plugged my Xbox straight to my TV to play games because if I used the PVR for passthrough, I'd get a black screen which meant no recording and no games.
I try fixing the problem today and none of my solutions worked. Reinstall, resolution change, rebooting. Only randomly, after all those ideas failed, replugging the cables and it started working again. Fuck. What?
Whatever, I managed to record some Green Arrow gameplay of Can he block it?
That link is assuming you're reading this a few hours later because as of posting these caps and these words, the upload was 40% complete.
5 more fucking days until New Leaf it's a good thing we're not connected on Facebook or else I'd be spamming your news feeds HOMGZHOWJEWKFNN
* - OpiumHerz's series on censorship is ALWAYS interesting
* - I appreciate Armlength's personal story
* - A tale of regret, terror, Dig Dug, and focus groups
* - Tell Voltech why you like Zelda so much and maybe something good will happen!
M - I'm sure your origin story is very interesting GunCastor
M - I'm sure your origin story is veryinteresting Patshead
M - That was actually interesting, your recent interest in games, bmg123
A - Shoggoth has mildly interesting E3 predictions
A - Katie's story is interesting but also reminds me how OLD I am
M - lazdyzaner has an interesting origin as well
M - AboveUp started then fall out of and fall back into gaming
M - GrimmTrixx is serious business yo. Serious collection.
A - Audun Sorlie says goodbye to the Final Symphony
A - Ryne pretty much says you can't kill Nintendo
P - Sit down for episode 2 of that podcast inspire by Podtoid, Shattered Podcast
C - The listed gallery seems ok but the pics for the suggested Ms. Destructoid are no defunct
T - qlum dares to play all the Metroids in chronological order
T - Remember Me did ok. Vault wished it was better than ok
T - Ladyzaner didn't like P4. I played P4A though. That was a cool game.
T - Memory card? Where we're going (Vagrant Story) we don't need no memory cards
T - What's up with all the bleh around Remember Me? Oh, the game is bleh. Good going Square Eagle
V - Armlength does Faxanadu
V - Scott plays bad games with bad trailers
C - An interesting convention for an interesting blog post
? - I was looking for an excuse to not click on PhantomTommy's review when Chrome told me malware had been detected on the page. Who am I to argue with Google?
C - I ain't watching a 17 minute long grainy video on your discussion of video game ownership
V - Danny C transcribes Jim review into a video
C - What does TPS games stand for? And why are there only 4 as opposed to 10? 5? 100?
F - The Danish aren't interesting
F - IT'S SO FUNNY. HAHAHA.
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