Well, I did it. Or maybe it's actually the second time I've done it but it still feels good.
I bought my girlfriend some underwear.
Mind you despite going to Vicky Secret, I didn't buy anything lacy as shit. Actually, I got her a pretty comfy bra. But I didn't go to that massively PINK place where they emblazon PINK on girls' asses for comfy
. In actuality, this gift for her is a gift for me. My birthday is fast approaching on March 11 and this has got to pay dividends. STOCK MARKETING FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.
A thong? Look, let's just say I am a civilized barbarian. If I'm going to crush my enemies, I'm going to do with honor. I ain't gonna stab them and twist it while I'm at it. So I'm not going to put my girlfriend through wearing one of those things.
I actually learned what hip huggers are. Panties curved so that they're still panties but you see a lot more cheek. I learned something that day.
Actually, I'd always wanted to see my girlfriend wear boyshorts style panties. They look friggin cute on her anyways. But there's such a charming way about boyshorts on a girl. So playful and cute!
I got her a Perry plush from Phineas & Ferb. You know, that green platypus that sometimes wear's a fedora and kicks some old guy's ass because he's kind of evil? Green, has a beaver tail, bugged out eyes, makes weird noises? Basically me. Weird. I got $20 on the Nintendo eShop because she knows
me. Only question is, what should I spend it on?
I haven't played Mario & Luigi Dream Team yet. I know its got mixed reviews but it's still Mario & Luigi after all. I wonder what else is there on the e-nevermind I'll just get Dream Team.
But if you have a better idea, I'd be open to it. What am I gonna do? Play Bravely Default?
Yes. Yes I am.
* - We have feelings about linking and cross-posting but Jigger Jagger Javving Gravning's post on KillScreen about games leaking us homosexual characters is a fine read
* - Ah ha. I had an unexpected chuckle. Sorry everyone.
M - What the heck is the present anyways? Tonesworth is presently got a good band going on
A - PC gaming master race's PC gaming master race guide to building a pisces gaeming maestro rass machine, by Travisly TouchingDownings Jr.
A - Did you go to Indiecade? NANASHI DID.
A - Twitch plays Pokemon. It's important you plebs. Xero thinks so anyways.
P - COCKS 4 by Benjamin Diskeezy
D - Dicks is going to Idaho
C - Dtoid needs some goddamn discourse. Think about it!
R - Spence Lord legacy reviews Illusion of Gaia
V - From Saturn, Mikki plays Punch-Out, unbeknownst to him that Little Mac was coming to Smash
R - Last of Us review
C - He responsible for Irrational's closure I guess?
F - Holmes, UPVOTE APPROVAL MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME
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