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Cblog Recaps of 02/19/14 and BOYSHORTISMS

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Well, I did it. Or maybe it's actually the second time I've done it but it still feels good.

I bought my girlfriend some underwear.

Mind you despite going to Vicky Secret, I didn't buy anything lacy as shit. Actually, I got her a pretty comfy bra. But I didn't go to that massively PINK place where they emblazon PINK on girls' asses for comfy. In actuality, this gift for her is a gift for me. My birthday is fast approaching on March 11 and this has got to pay dividends. STOCK MARKETING FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.

A thong? Look, let's just say I am a civilized barbarian. If I'm going to crush my enemies, I'm going to do with honor. I ain't gonna stab them and twist it while I'm at it. So I'm not going to put my girlfriend through wearing one of those things.

I actually learned what hip huggers are. Panties curved so that they're still panties but you see a lot more cheek. I learned something that day.

Actually, I'd always wanted to see my girlfriend wear boyshorts style panties. They look friggin cute on her anyways. But there's such a charming way about boyshorts on a girl. So playful and cute!

I got her a Perry plush from Phineas & Ferb. You know, that green platypus that sometimes wear's a fedora and kicks some old guy's ass because he's kind of evil? Green, has a beaver tail, bugged out eyes, makes weird noises? Basically me. Weird. I got $20 on the Nintendo eShop because she knows me. Only question is, what should I spend it on?


What indeed

I haven't played Mario & Luigi Dream Team yet. I know its got mixed reviews but it's still Mario & Luigi after all. I wonder what else is there on the e-nevermind I'll just get Dream Team.

But if you have a better idea, I'd be open to it. What am I gonna do? Play Bravely Default?

Yes. Yes I am.


* - We have feelings about linking and cross-posting but Jigger Jagger Javving Gravning's post on KillScreen about games leaking us homosexual characters is a fine read

* - Ah ha. I had an unexpected chuckle. Sorry everyone.


M - What the heck is the present anyways? Tonesworth is presently got a good band going on

A - PC gaming master race's PC gaming master race guide to building a pisces gaeming maestro rass machine, by Travisly TouchingDownings Jr.

A - Did you go to Indiecade? NANASHI DID.

A - Twitch plays Pokemon. It's important you plebs. Xero thinks so anyways.

P - COCKS 4 by Benjamin Diskeezy





D - Dicks is going to Idaho

C - Dtoid needs some goddamn discourse. Think about it!


R - Spence Lord legacy reviews Illusion of Gaia

V - From Saturn, Mikki plays Punch-Out, unbeknownst to him that Little Mac was coming to Smash

R - Last of Us review





C - He responsible for Irrational's closure I guess?


F - Holmes, UPVOTE APPROVAL MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME


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It feels like it's been a decade since we've seen the rise of the crowdfunded game. I'm always surprised when I remind myself that crowdfunding has been a thing long before the first crowdfunded video game, but nowadays a crowdfunded game seems like a dime a dozen.

Of course such a phrase is an incredible disservice to some of the great games that have come out thanks to websites like Kickstarter and Indiegogo. Games like FTL, Shovel Knight, and even Undertale are around thanks to crowdfunding; thanks to people gathering around and literally putting their money where their mouth is, a game they want gets funded and inevitably the greater landscape of gaming benefits from it. Most of the time the landscape gets to benefit from it anyways.

Don't worry though, this month's bloggers wanted prompt isn't an exploratory thesis on the effects of crowdfunding on video game development. We just want you to talk about your favorite games, as long as they were crowdfunded. This topic can be simultaneously broad and narrow, because you can talk about whatever game you want, however you want, as long as it was crowdfunded.
For me, FTL is the original crowdfunded game, and it was great. It was somehow minimalist and incredibly detailed at the same time, and it was all done because a man wanted to do it, but needed the money, and thousands of other people wanted to see where his idea would go. Shovel Knight to me feels like this natural evolution of the classic 8-bit gaming of yore without also throwing myself back to a time when gaming was honestly comparatively archaic. And everyone's talked to death about Undertale, so we all know where I'd go with that.

To participate in this month's bloggers wanted, just start a blog! Oh, and title it "Crowdfunded: [your blog title here]." I bet this month is going to be pretty diverse, since it's basically writing about your favorite crowdfunded game. So I hope to hear about some good games revisited or amazing games no one has heard about.

Remember: Persona 5 was not crowdfunded, but excuse me as I plow through it.

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