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C Blogs of 7/15/10 + Strykisms

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Everyone knows the original Power Rangers theme song, right? How many are you are familiar with the new themes from later seasons? Thanks to the Disney Channel (as well as having a four-year-old cousin who watches all the shit I watched as a child), I've sampled a little of just about every season of the series, and I gotta say... I dig the theme songs. Sure, they're the cheesiest of cheese and sound like they were all recorded the same afternoon by the same group, but I love that butt rock garbage! I love how there is some mandate that the lyrics contain the same "Go! Go!" chant in every incarnation. It's a carry-over from the Fox Kids days, I assume. Ever realize how every Fox Kids cartoon theme song mentions "Go! Go!" or "Gotta go!" or some other permutation? So damn lazy.

The Rangers will be coming back soon, this time on Nickelodeon, and I can't wait to see what schlock they cook up this time! I'm dead serious, though. If someone today offered me a role of a Ranger in an upcoming series, I would say, "Fuck yeah!"






*- Topsauced for motherfuckin' Treasure Mountain.

*- Well met, suncrashesdown! People, THIS is an intro post!

*- Dick Cheney is Rasputin's reincarnation.

*- SHARKTOPUS! I love how every woman has the same canned scream!


A- Conan wants you to stop being a dick online.
A- GoldenGamerXero calls Yahtzee a doodie-head.
A- the Company responds to Chad's piece, points out the lack of character in "realistic" game heroes.
P- 321GoCast 21, now with added antioxidants!
P- LAPD 4 is about a man in a goofy hat eating cake.
P- Animucast is recording, promises to get your brights brighter.
P- Tardcast 3... wait, seriously? Tardcast? Oooooookaaaaaaaay.


E- Kinjiro is in the bread line, praying for a job.


S- lazyhoboguy's three-dollar vodka.
S- TheStripe swam in garbage to score a free copy of Prototype.
C- Who wants to buy HoodedMiracle this Okami T-shirt?
R- Pour a 40 for the short-lived 1 vs. 100.
R- Kytherno wants out. Peace.


R- Stereotoid delivers the skinny on the latest Rock Band DLC.
R- RetroSoldier hits the ol' dusty trail in Red Dead Redemption.
T- Captain Meat is diggin' Inception: Mind Crime, the movie tie-in Facebook game.
T- Game characters are diverse, Chad! Check out these guys and gals!
D- A spiffy character model for Brain Candy's indie game Fray.







C- Paragraph breaks, please.


COPY-PASTA- Bad copy! No cookie for you!
COPY-PASTA- Same goes for you, buddy!
F- How 'bout you win my foot in your ass?
F- I've got your pearls right here! *cups genitals*


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Fake it until you make it

This month's bloggers wanted prompt is something we stole. You see, by stealing this idea, you have no idea how truly inept I actually am. By pretending to know what I'm doing, I have clearly used my ill-gotten status to meet such big-time celebrities as Darlington Woolie "Pie Stealer" Madden or Sara from [insert pixel indie game studio here].

This month's bloggers wanted was inspired by the internal enjoyment we had at reading TheBlondeBass' promoted blog on faking conversational anime knowledge. And now it seems as good a time as ever to pretend to know what's going on since the new Fate/Grand Order game launched and qtoid is talking about it. I am a big fan of the character design of Artoria in the blue dress, or Artoria in the suit, or Artoria in the red dress. But seriously, we enjoyed the format so much that we want to ask the community for their own ideas at faking it at all sorts of things.

But this prompt is not just for anime, of course. The video game industry is fractured with all sorts of niche interests that only an insane rich person with no job could realistically know everything about. This month's bloggers wanted is about taking a subject you want to offer advice on faking knowledge about in order to help the greater community, for better or for worse. If this doesn't sound serious, don't worry, you're not supposed to take it seriously. You don't have to be an expert in whatever you talk about any more than Bass is an expert in anime.

I seriously don't know if that was a compliment or an insult.

Offer advice on anything you can expand your mind on. Want to help people get into character action games? The more Ss you put into its grading system, the cooler it is! Want to convince people to get into the Neptunia series? Just say "Nep-Nep!" and you're all set to convince people of your technical knowledge! Can you get someone into RTS game by just talking about your APM? Someone's bound to believe some random technical jargon you made up!

To get started, start a blog and title it "Faking it: [your blog title here]." Then you can be as serious or facetious as you want as you provide advice on any number of things: learning how to play fighting games, trying a long-running franchise you've probably neglected, or even explaining a game's timeline. Heck, you can probably seriously try on that last one and we still wouldn't believe you.

Good luck this month. Only true cowards rely on facts. Real heroes pretend to know what they're doing!



Current Community Contests
PREPARE TO CONTEST - The Master Gaming List Birthday Giveaway!

Good Morning/Evening/Yesterday, my Friends/Robots/INSERT WAIFU HERE,

More or less a week ago, the Master Gaming List turned one year old. I had a speech prepared, but the blog editor ate it four or five times over the last few days, so I'm kind of winging it now.

Despite all of the threatening and cajoling I initially made to get you all on the list, I never imagined I'd still be adding names a year later (and by "you all", I mostly mean GajKnight). It was kind of a ridiculous undertaking at first, trying to make a semi-permanent, easily-updatable list of everyone's contact info. I'm not even sure what everyone was being hyped over last year that got me to do this.

That said, I'm glad it came together, and this list has lead to many other things for me on Destructoid; whether it was me becoming our laziest, cuddliest Community Manager, or our laziest, cuddliest Reviews-type-person, I have always enjoyed the full love and support of this community.

In thanks, and with the assistance of quite a few others, I've gathered up a number of game keys to give away to you all.

The Contest

I've never run a contest before, so let's keep things simple. Write me a haiku about your favorite game.

Rules

1. The haiku must not include the title of the game.

2. I will accept any other form of structured poetry if you are unable to haiku but can iambic pantameter (you monster).

3. Please state what key you are going for, and a backup if that one is taken (admittedly, it's quantity over variety here)

4. The tentative end date of the contest will be August 13th, and will be bumped at least once during that time.

Available Keys

-Stellaris
-Aporia: Beyond The Valley (Multiple Keys)
-The Witness
-Citadel: Forged With Fire (Multiple Keys)
-Armello
-Undertale
-ABZU

Thank you to all 282 of you who have made the Master List a successful project over the past year! I will continue updating it into the forseeable future.


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