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C-Blogs of 4-05-10 and Haikuisms

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It was a light day today. What say we try that all-haiku recap I talked about once? Since BBcode won't allow hard line breaks within a link, please accept these asterisks in place of the return key.




*-Stevil analyzed * why space marines in our games * are missing the point.
*- A lament aimed at * lessened masculinity. * Duke deserved better.
*-Beyamor wrote that * games should be more like B.K. * Hold the tomatoes.
*-On the other hand, * Tubatic thinks finds skipping wrong. * Point and counterpoint.
*-Defying attempts * to categorize, this blog * is freeform goodness.


A-Mort freakin' loves him * some Jet Grind Radio and * it's quite infectious.
A-Ben Stoddard warned of * Mass Effect 2's story spoiled. * Sorry, didn't read.
S- Alakaiser's blog * raises a simple question: * Is your name Samit?


W-Justice won some swag. * Pheonix Blood got kicked upstairs? * How did I miss that?
E- Pandaloon went with * a classic movie poster * to win Just Cause 2.


S-Bakasama wrote: * PAX East was amazing, but... * Next time, meet Destructoid.
D-Agius met up * with members of Destructoid * at Wondercon. SHARK!
I-Welcome O-B-C * who shares some artwork with us * plus Kim Bauer's flesh.
B-Here, Wilbo wishes * Genki-Jam Happy Birthday. * This poem was easy.


N-SnatchTease thinks that this * has something to do with games. * I must disagree.
R-Kraid's review: The Red Star * is vastly underrated. * Linde would approve.
R-Karutomaru * reviewed N S M B Wii. * Alone, it would seem.
T-Neomimic's thoughts * help prioritize his life. * Cat before games? Nahh.
T- Kim Fidler wrote this * to say she has a problem. * I had the same one.
T-This guy tried to bone * all aliens in sight. Is * Shepard's first name Kirk?
T-Katamari is * one of those games that doesn't * bear analysis.
T-Om Nom on Souls wept * while watching Pokmon, and * he is still a man.


M-Vanilla, chocolate * music mashups: I wonder * where's peanut butter?
S-BatteryHound got * a brand new PStriple. * Congratulations!
S-Nilcam's arcade stick * suggests the Neo-Geo. * That will look quite rad.
S-Another update * On Nilcam's stick. It looks like * something from the past.


L-RenegadePanda * Puts FK in your coffee. * This is kinda weird.
L-No, silly Wilbo. * Everyone knows by now that * I run Poktown.
V-Just Cause 2 looks fun. * Maxamas makes videos. Wow, that had to hurt.
V-Just Cause will be used * to blow things up real good for * many years to come.
C- I really do wish * You'd stop dumping other blogs * here. It's very gauche.
C-No, seriously. * Please be cutting that shit out. * Next time will be fail.


What is this? No Fail?
My heart leaps; it's glorious!
Recaps at an end.


Yes, that's Tom Wilson from the Back to the Future movies.

-(Qalamari)

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