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SMURF IS THE MAN! Congrats on your first full year rocking the caps and some bro-grabs for all the other ways you've been giving to the community this year!

I finally got into Halo 4's campaign with my bro Stahlbrand tonight and we've been crazy impressed! IMO, there is more engrossing story telling in the first half an hour of this game than the entirety of Reach. And I liked Reach!

The game is so freaking pretty too. I have no idea how 343 managed to squeeze this kind of power out of the Xbox. For a system on its way out, it can still show us some surprises.

It does seem harder than it used to. We started as mighty giants ready to take on the HERO difficulty like we did Reach and by the time we started running into the Promethean dudes and Combine at the same time we puss-pussed it down to Normal. I've always enjoyed Halo's combat, but sometimes the number of tracking shots and kamikaze melee guys bug me, I feel like there is little way to avoid damage once it's coming. Borderlands 2 also felt the same way you can circle strafe all you want, but unless you find a wall to hide behind, you're gonna take every single shot square in the face. Say what you will about "pop-n-stop" shooters like Gears 3, but at least in those games you have practical, mechanically sound ways of managing your risk in combat. I feel like Halo could benefit from some kind of roll or dodge ability, you see the fucking Elites juking and shuffling all over the place.

Mechwarrior Online is awesome. There I said it.

All the mean things I said about it are true. It is incredibly inhospitable to the new player, balance is a far flung dream on the horizon, the UI/match-making utilities are terribad, and the F2P racket is still gross.

And it turns out none of that matters so long as you are having fun.

I've specialized in piloting Hunchback 'mechs. A medium weight brawler type clocking in at a "modest" 50 tons. Not too fast, but not too slow either. The Hunchback's design is dominated by the iconic cannon apparatus on it's right shoulder from which it gets its name.

The designers basically made the biggest fucking gun they could then built a mech around it. I can appreciate that kind of sentiment.

Despite the purity of the design vision, the Hunchback is still highly modular and customizable in the game's fantastic-in-theory garage system. There is so much awesomeness in there, locked behind one of the most clunky and bug ridden menus I've seen in a game from the past decade. If you can get past it though, the mech-building process can become a game all its own.

I've got three different variants of the Hunchback. Collecting multiple copies of the same mech is essential to unlocking perks in the games grindy and inelegant XP system, but I would have got them all eventually anyway because it is so much fun to outfit different versions of the same mech to suit different combat roles and play styles. The Hunchback in particular can be worked on to be an artillery sniper, a missile boat, a hulking brute of armour and short range cannons, or a vanguard, all armor plating and powerful guns to the front with little staying power or defence in the back.

My favourite is the HBK-9. I've configured mine to carry a rack of 7 short-range but devastatingly hot laser arrays on it's "hump" shoulder backed up with two meaty pulse lasers on the arms. I ripped the powerful engine out of a Jenner-D scouting mech I purchased, but never quite gelled with, and stuffed all that high-speed power into the chassis of the HBK-9 with as many heat sinks as possible, making it surprisingly agile for a brawler. Sure I had to shave some of the armor off it, but that shouldn't matter if they can't hit me right?

In combat I skulk around the field, hiding my 50 tons behind ridges and in valleys. I'm a shadow between buildings. I wait for the perfect moment when the enemy is distracted, sneak in beside them with surprising speed, AND MELT THEM WITH MY HATE.

Nothing ruins your day faster than having your back plate reduced to molten slag in a fraction of a second while your reactor core races towards a calamitous melt-down.

And FYI, I've been playing this game non-stop for almost three weeks now and still haven't spent a dime on it. The F2P structure is nasty and the game can be grindy at times, but it is still entirely playable (and winnable) without dropping any coin. A bit of patience can go a long way. That said, when I get this many hours out of a game, I feel it's only fair to reward the devs. I wouldn't be surprised if I spent $15 or so by the end of the week. Fair is fair, they made a good (if troubled) product that I've sincerely enjoyed (despite its foibles). If I can buy a latte every time I go to work on the Nano novel, I can probably slide a few bucks MWO's way.

* - Colton raps about the highs and scungy lows of being an indie dev. I bet it takes a lot of guts to hang your work out for the Internet to perforate.

* - The final chapter in GlowBear's homage to the unsung heroes of the blogs!

* - The Bond people should wheel a dump-truck full of money and a suitcase of methamphetamines to Kojima's doorstep and MAKE. IT. HAPPEN.

* - SHAKE THAT ASS LEVITO! Dale North, give this man a game.

* - Phil is hosting another community chat! This one is a re-try at the heavy topic of racism and stereotypes in games. I really want to see what people come up with!

* - A lovely send off to Crackedbat's DS and a cool look into his life. Thanks for sharing man.

P - Strider, Smurf, and Manchild get together for some podcast fun! This episode was blown apart and rebuild piece by piece into something not quite man or machine. Basically I'm saying this podcast is Robocop.

A - The Wii leaves behind a mixed legacy. Incredibly successful sales-wise and wrangling an entire new audience into gaming, but at the cost of an alienated core and a new demographic who might not understand why they even need a WiiU.

A - Check out this HOT promo poster for Megakrang's new project. Best of luck man. Anyone interested in game development might want to swing by his blog.

A - It's tough when you feel like you can't relate to most people. For Rathowreck, meeting fellow gamers can be a welcome port in an otherwise stormy day of slinging coffee.

A - Togutas comes out swinging in support of the old fashion ten-scale review. I was actually really into this blog... right up until he started ragging on Deadly Premonitions perfect score. I feel like a good point was squandered here for the sake of some troll-ish bickering.

P - This weeks Taco Tuesdays features everyone's favourite TF2-monger Swishiee!

I - Meet CarbonRevenge and his well written intro! I enjoyed the part about being limited to a 3DS but still fascinated with the entire games industry. Reminds me of those years when I was still plunking away on the SNES and buying game magazines where everyone was talking about their awesome Saturns, 3DOs, and Playstations.

I - Indigo Dingo joins the blogs with some lofty ambitions! Welcome aboard man.

T - Lostleader rips through some quick and easy rhythm games only to get mired in Dragon's Quest near the end of his/her 60 games in a year challenge.

T - Some quick shout-outs to Black Ops 2. This definetly seems like the most interesting COD to be released in a long time. Its got me looking at my wallet and thinking "....maybe?"

F - GO THE MAXIMUM DISTNACE OF TASTE! Dao2 does the unthinkable and actually raises the bar on the Scoville challenge. He also has a kickstarter contest you might want to check out.

A - A lovely contribution to the current Artists Wanted topic, myherozero pays tribute to the Blue Bomer.


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Fake it until you make it

This month's bloggers wanted prompt is something we stole. You see, by stealing this idea, you have no idea how truly inept I actually am. By pretending to know what I'm doing, I have clearly used my ill-gotten status to meet such big-time celebrities as Darlington Woolie "Pie Stealer" Madden or Sara from [insert pixel indie game studio here].

This month's bloggers wanted was inspired by the internal enjoyment we had at reading TheBlondeBass' promoted blog on faking conversational anime knowledge. And now it seems as good a time as ever to pretend to know what's going on since the new Fate/Grand Order game launched and qtoid is talking about it. I am a big fan of the character design of Artoria in the blue dress, or Artoria in the suit, or Artoria in the red dress. But seriously, we enjoyed the format so much that we want to ask the community for their own ideas at faking it at all sorts of things.

But this prompt is not just for anime, of course. The video game industry is fractured with all sorts of niche interests that only an insane rich person with no job could realistically know everything about. This month's bloggers wanted is about taking a subject you want to offer advice on faking knowledge about in order to help the greater community, for better or for worse. If this doesn't sound serious, don't worry, you're not supposed to take it seriously. You don't have to be an expert in whatever you talk about any more than Bass is an expert in anime.

I seriously don't know if that was a compliment or an insult.

Offer advice on anything you can expand your mind on. Want to help people get into character action games? The more Ss you put into its grading system, the cooler it is! Want to convince people to get into the Neptunia series? Just say "Nep-Nep!" and you're all set to convince people of your technical knowledge! Can you get someone into RTS game by just talking about your APM? Someone's bound to believe some random technical jargon you made up!

To get started, start a blog and title it "Faking it: [your blog title here]." Then you can be as serious or facetious as you want as you provide advice on any number of things: learning how to play fighting games, trying a long-running franchise you've probably neglected, or even explaining a game's timeline. Heck, you can probably seriously try on that last one and we still wouldn't believe you.

Good luck this month. Only true cowards rely on facts. Real heroes pretend to know what they're doing!

Current Community Contests
PREPARE TO CONTEST - The Master Gaming List Birthday Giveaway!

Good Morning/Evening/Yesterday, my Friends/Robots/INSERT WAIFU HERE,

More or less a week ago, the Master Gaming List turned one year old. I had a speech prepared, but the blog editor ate it four or five times over the last few days, so I'm kind of winging it now.

Despite all of the threatening and cajoling I initially made to get you all on the list, I never imagined I'd still be adding names a year later (and by "you all", I mostly mean GajKnight). It was kind of a ridiculous undertaking at first, trying to make a semi-permanent, easily-updatable list of everyone's contact info. I'm not even sure what everyone was being hyped over last year that got me to do this.

That said, I'm glad it came together, and this list has lead to many other things for me on Destructoid; whether it was me becoming our laziest, cuddliest Community Manager, or our laziest, cuddliest Reviews-type-person, I have always enjoyed the full love and support of this community.

In thanks, and with the assistance of quite a few others, I've gathered up a number of game keys to give away to you all.

The Contest

I've never run a contest before, so let's keep things simple. Write me a haiku about your favorite game.


1. The haiku must not include the title of the game.

2. I will accept any other form of structured poetry if you are unable to haiku but can iambic pantameter (you monster).

3. Please state what key you are going for, and a backup if that one is taken (admittedly, it's quantity over variety here)

4. The tentative end date of the contest will be August 13th, and will be bumped at least once during that time.

Available Keys

-Aporia: Beyond The Valley (Multiple Keys)
-The Witness
-Citadel: Forged With Fire (Multiple Keys)

Thank you to all 282 of you who have made the Master List a successful project over the past year! I will continue updating it into the forseeable future.

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