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C Blogs of 07/22/14 + Wrenchisms

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I've been watching things again. Let's talk about some of them.

Stoker



This movie really captured my heart. It's got beautiful direction, a haunting score (Philip Glass!), and a budding murder girl just coming into her psychopathic own. It's a very dark, and surprisingly funny, coming of age story that just so happens to feature a young lady who's interests tend towards asphyxiation, her intensely creepy/handsome uncle, and her train wreck of a mother.

It's rare these days to see a film that catches you completely off guard. My girlfriend introduced me to Stroker on a whim with zero explanation going in and I couldn't have been more pleasantly surprised.

You're Next



I'm not a big fan of a lot of horror movies. I hate the gimmicks, the tropes. The endless corpse heaps of dead teenagers and college students who went into the basement alone, split off from the group, or otherwise did exactly the worse possible thing they could have done with a serial killer on the loose.

That doesn't happen in You're Next. Instead of waiting passively to perish or survive while the rest of the cast is picked off one by one, the would-be Final Girl in You're Next picks up a hammer and an ice pick and goes to town on her Hotline Miami-esq assailants.

It's an insanely fun movie that flips the conventions of the genre on their head. I saw it earlier this year and it instantly became a favourite. I re-watched it the other day and yup, still a favourite.

Boardwalk Empire



After hearing endless praise for this HBO series, we finally got around to starting Boardwalk Empire.

Why did we wait so long?

It's fantastic. I've been a huge fan of Steve Buscemi since seeing turned into a pin cushion in Desperado a million years ago, and it's great to have a series that really lets him strut his creepy/charming stuff. After watching Michael Pitt steal the show on Hannibal over the last season as the gleefully sadistic Mason Verger (a guy so crazy he managed to out-villain Hannibal Lecter), it's fun to see him playing a sympathetic WW1 vet in over his head.

The two of them together is even more fun after just seeing Delierious, a 2006 film that starred Buscemi and Pitt as a pair of paparazzi scumlords that I had never heard of until a few weeks ago. I have to wonder if casting them together again (and in similar "bad mentor, terrible lackey" roles) was an intentional play, or just a beautiful coincidence. One of the very first lines in Boardwalk Empire between the two of them even seems like a deliberate call back.

* - RainsOpacity is a deviant who enjoys Machine for Pigs way more than Dark Descent. She's probably just thinking with Manpigs, but she makes a great case!

* - I know this blog is NVGR, but screw it, I'm topsaucing it anyway.

A - A fantastic blog from Dreamweaver listing his top ten games. Mass Effect 3 is on the list so you know it's legit.

A - There are certainly several cases of high profile crowd funding projects that have crashed and burned, and even more that have been exposed as attempts to scam people, but I don't think crowd funding is going away anytime soon. In fact, I'm glad it's not.

P - PStoid is going to need some questions for their podcast. Me first: What's the best game of all time? Bushido Blade 1, or Bushido Blade 2?

$ - Interesting to see Sony trying to clear out Vita units in the Philippines while apparently suffering a shortage in North America. I wonder how well the Vita is really doing.

V - Usedtabe is doing video reviews now? And he's reviewing Dark Souls 2 DLC? You know, I think I will like, follow, and subscribe, just this once!



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This month's bloggers wanted was inspired by the internal enjoyment we had at reading TheBlondeBass' promoted blog on faking conversational anime knowledge. And now it seems as good a time as ever to pretend to know what's going on since the new Fate/Grand Order game launched and qtoid is talking about it. I am a big fan of the character design of Artoria in the blue dress, or Artoria in the suit, or Artoria in the red dress. But seriously, we enjoyed the format so much that we want to ask the community for their own ideas at faking it at all sorts of things.

But this prompt is not just for anime, of course. The video game industry is fractured with all sorts of niche interests that only an insane rich person with no job could realistically know everything about. This month's bloggers wanted is about taking a subject you want to offer advice on faking knowledge about in order to help the greater community, for better or for worse. If this doesn't sound serious, don't worry, you're not supposed to take it seriously. You don't have to be an expert in whatever you talk about any more than Bass is an expert in anime.

I seriously don't know if that was a compliment or an insult.

Offer advice on anything you can expand your mind on. Want to help people get into character action games? The more Ss you put into its grading system, the cooler it is! Want to convince people to get into the Neptunia series? Just say "Nep-Nep!" and you're all set to convince people of your technical knowledge! Can you get someone into RTS game by just talking about your APM? Someone's bound to believe some random technical jargon you made up!

To get started, start a blog and title it "Faking it: [your blog title here]." Then you can be as serious or facetious as you want as you provide advice on any number of things: learning how to play fighting games, trying a long-running franchise you've probably neglected, or even explaining a game's timeline. Heck, you can probably seriously try on that last one and we still wouldn't believe you.

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Good Morning/Evening/Yesterday, my Friends/Robots/INSERT WAIFU HERE,

More or less a week ago, the Master Gaming List turned one year old. I had a speech prepared, but the blog editor ate it four or five times over the last few days, so I'm kind of winging it now.

Despite all of the threatening and cajoling I initially made to get you all on the list, I never imagined I'd still be adding names a year later (and by "you all", I mostly mean GajKnight). It was kind of a ridiculous undertaking at first, trying to make a semi-permanent, easily-updatable list of everyone's contact info. I'm not even sure what everyone was being hyped over last year that got me to do this.

That said, I'm glad it came together, and this list has lead to many other things for me on Destructoid; whether it was me becoming our laziest, cuddliest Community Manager, or our laziest, cuddliest Reviews-type-person, I have always enjoyed the full love and support of this community.

In thanks, and with the assistance of quite a few others, I've gathered up a number of game keys to give away to you all.

The Contest

I've never run a contest before, so let's keep things simple. Write me a haiku about your favorite game.

Rules

1. The haiku must not include the title of the game.

2. I will accept any other form of structured poetry if you are unable to haiku but can iambic pantameter (you monster).

3. Please state what key you are going for, and a backup if that one is taken (admittedly, it's quantity over variety here)

4. The tentative end date of the contest will be August 13th, and will be bumped at least once during that time.

Available Keys

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