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C Blogs of 04/08/13 + mcgeeisms

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Welcome to the jungle

We got fun 'n' games

We got everything you want

Honey we know the names

We are the people that can find

Whatever you may need

If you got the money honey

We got your disease


In the jungle

Welcome to the jungle

Watch it bring you to your shun n,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,n,,n,n,,n knees, knees

I wanna watch you bleed


Welcome to the jungle

We take it day by day

If you want it you're gonna bleed

But it's the price you pay

And you're a very sexy girl

That's very hard to please

You can taste the bright lights

But you won't get them for free

In the jungle

Welcome to the jungle

Feel my, my, my serpentine

I, I wanna hear you scream


Welcome to the jungle

It gets worse here everyday

Ya learn ta live like an animal

In the jungle where we play

If you got a hunger for what you see

You'll take it eventually

You can have anything you want

But you better not take it from me


In the jungle

Welcome to the jungle

Watch it bring you to your shun n,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,n,,n,n,,n knees, knees

I wanna watch you bleed


And when you're high you never

Ever want to come down, so down, so down, so down YEAH!


You know where you are

You're in the jungle baby

You're gonna die

In the jungle

Welcome to the jungle

Watch it bring you to your shu n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n knees, knees

In the jungle

Welcome to the jungle

Feel my, my, my serpentine

In the jungle

Welcome to the jungle

Watch it bring you to your shun n,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n.n, knees, knees

In the jungle

Welcome to the jungle

Watch it bring you to your

It's gonna bring you down!

Ha!




* - Epic-Kx invokes the spirit of Masochist Monday in his blog about the trend of more difficult games finding a big audience.

* - taterchimp channels his inner Belmont for a jolly good role-play-through in Dark Souls.

A - Elsa makes some sound, reasonable predictions on what we're going to have to "deal with" from Microsoft's next home entertainment machine.

A - sahfreindly has some glowing words about Bioshock Infinite & also thinks it is art.

A - Bioshock Infinite got Echaru, and a lot of others, it seems, thinking. More discussion on its artistic merit, as well as his thoughts on how the game is so good it trains us to think deeper & more critically.





T - Is Bioshock Infinite the first game that will universally be considered art?

T - Always-online is not something I'm going to "deal with." Kenneth Cummings doesn't sound like he will, either.

T - ChezDispenser has some thoughts on racism, sexism, rape, etc. You know; the norm.

T - "I hope the industry crashes and burns hard as fuck. Because you know why, all those Indie developers with their amazing games will rise to the top like a phoenix rising from the ashes of a diarrhea demon."

T - Bryson Baker love the tense feel of some old-style PvP against his bro.









Who else watched that whole gif? It was so exciting! Sorry for the weird CAPS, btw. mcgeeisms can go either way. The important part is that everyone gets the clearly deep message being conveyed. If you didn't get it, you are obviously a doofus who can't appreciate art. These CAPS are art.

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Is there a holiday or time of the year more indulgent than Thanksgiving? I mean, we cook a turkey that weighs as much as three newborn babies, whip up about a billion sides consisting mostly of carbs and butter, and top the whole thing off with nine different pies, all featuring the main ingredient of "excess." It's equal parts disgusting and awesome, and is definitely my second favorite holiday behind our dearly departed Halloween.

But we were so occupied with whether we could eat six pounds of food in one sitting, that we didn't stop to think if we should. That brings us to November's Bloggers Wanted prompt: Overstuffed.

Playing through Horizon Zero Dawn really got me thinking on this topic. Don't get me wrong, the game has a really cool and fairly unique sci-fi story, the combat is fun and engaging, and the art direction uses vibrant color - a concept that largely died out near the end of the PS2 era, but man, is it long. The map is huge and stuffed with nooks, crannies and collectibles, and boy, by the time I wrapped the story and collected my Platinum trophy the game had really worn out its welcome. It's a shame really, as I truly enjoyed the game for its main components; but by the time I had picked off my ten-thousandth evil villager and performed my ten-billionth stealth kill on a Ravager, I found myself wishing the game would end soon.

I got this feeling about 3/4 of the way into the game. That is not good.

Modern gaming is great in that developers tend to pack in a metric shit-ton of things to do in their games. Modern gaming is also horrible because developers tend to pack in a metric shit-ton of things to do in their games. This tendency to overstuff their games with content is often overwhelming and can cause an otherwise excellent experience to drag. It was less of a problem when I was 18 and had all the time in the world; at 30 with a day job and a family, it's a complete game-changer.

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