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I, the Author: Albion's Dark Ruler

He killed my dog—Fenris, I named him. He killed Fenris. And I couldn't do a damn thing except watch him die, with wide, angry eyes. I kind of knew it was going to happen, to be honest. One way or another. A friendly and loyal canine compa...


Left 4 Racism

If you follow Left 4 Dead news like I do, you know about douchebag blogger Willie Jefferson, who apparently has nothing of real interest or merit write about in order to generate page views, and his recent douchebag article on racism in v...


A New Effin' Metal Gear Solid Game?!

Didya miss me? Huh, bitch? Well, I missed you, too. Been a little busy with... life. But I am back, now. So you all can rejoice and revel in my awesomeness. Finished? Okay, let's get on with it. The topic at hand? The new Metal Gear Solid g...


We Love Villains

And it’s turned them into pansies. A fact that didn’t really bother me until now: we do not hate villains. In fact, we love our villains. We are affectionate to their purposes, understanding of their evil deeds, and enamored by their per...


Castle Plays the Classics: Lunar SSSC

Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete by Game Arts is one of those ‘essential RPGs’ that folks say every console RPG fan should play. A certified classic. Great plot, great characters, great gameplay—you know, the works. So naturally, as a hu...


Walkin' In Place: A Gamer's Lament

It’s sad, really. I mean... look at him. Walkin’ in place. Like a total asshole. It’s why we’re not cool anymore, to be perfectly honest. I mean, he never really took me seriously. In fact, he’s never taken anyone seriously. He’s a dick, ...


Castle Reviews "The Manipulator."

TITLE: The Manipulator GENRE: Puzzle/Platform PLATFORM: Windows DEVELOPERS: Virtanen Games The Manipulator isn’t your typical puzzle/platformer game. It‘s dark. It’s creepy. It’s disturbing. It feels like playing a game based on a Trent ...


Screw you, Sephiroth!

Sephiroth, right next to Kefka, is one of Final Fantasy’s iconic and most beloved villains. People love this guy. They love his look, his cool, yet maniacal character, and most of all, they love making slash fanfics about his sexual explo...


Castle Retrospects On "The Firemen"

Remember the first Die Hard movie? Remember your nipples getting hard at how deliciously badass it was? Remember getting fired from your office job because you were caught monologuing to yourself in a ventilation shaft, pretending you wer...


About Castleone of us since 1:17 PM on 04.27.2009

Hi, Castle is the handle, and welcome to my blog. Here, you'll find me talking about the awesomeness of everything that is awesome, namely myself. I'll sprinkle a little somethin' about games and other nerdy crap from time to time—probably. I can't make any promises. Hope you enjoy reading as much as I enjoy writing!

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