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Problems have been solved, anger has been felt and time has passed, but I’m finally ready to stream some Enter the Gungeon. Join me at twitch.tv/explodeman as I start a new file and play until I unlock The Gunslinger(hopefully).


Well, I was hoping to begin streaming tonight, but a coworker decided to dump 8 hours worth of work on me an hour before we closed for the day, so I guess I’ll try again later.


Hey folks. In about 4 hours I’m going to be attempting to stream some Enter the Gungeon to practice for an eventual charity stream I’m planning. Today, I’ll be starting from a fresh save and trying to unlock the Gunslinger. Link in comments.


Look what you assholes made me do. *Special thanks to Gundy, Parismio and Streetmagik 3.


Here’s a link to a pretty good cover of a pretty weird song. Unless SoundCloud links don’t work, in which case I’ll add it in the comments. https://soundcloud.com/j-williams-friedman/are-you-ready-for-the-sex-girls


Hey DToid. I have decided to purchase a new PS1 game for my collection, but I haven’t decided which one yet. So I’m letting you all decide! First person to suggest a game I don’t already own gets to force a stranger to buy something! Update: Thanks


Alright, I see what all the hubbub about FF7 remake is now. I have nothing more to say, other than people should experience it.


I just realized the Sword and Shield legendaries are Zacian and Zamazenta, which means there’s probably a Zayellow and ZaK for color balance.


Finished Indivisible, a game that is really good up to a certain point and then breaks completely. Still recommended, but only to the patient. The platforming is actually pretty damn good and wound up being my favorite part of large stretches.


I have decided that the reason I don’t care about Sword/Shield is that the game continues to play it safe. We’ve had the same type triangle of starters for 20 years now, let’s at least switch that up. Fighting/Rock/Flying is my weirdo suggestion.


Fucking hell, Borderlands. Ok, so I finished a late game boss right before some stuff happens, go to a cutscene, then come out of it falling forever into nothing.


Oof. Borderlands 3 is getting buggier and buggier the further I get in. Just clipped through the floor during a late game boss that seems to take an hour to kill and I’m very unhappy about it.


Well, borderlands continues the series tradition of having terrible boss fights for single player. It’s always nice to kill 90% of a boss and then have to start over because there wasn’t anything else to kill to get back up.


There’s being comfortable with people’s fetishes, and then there’s advertising your fetishes as a joke in a video game. Goddamn, Randy Pitchford is a maniac.


I get the sense that I’ll have a thousand things posting simultaneously shortly, haha hahahaha. Sorry folks! I love fonts too much!


I guess I’ve become a Sans main. Luckily I had an old Mii Gunner build that I loved built around bullet hell tricks.


People keep saying that Three Houses is too easy, but I don’t see it. *finishes a map without anyone getting hit by an attack* I just don’t see it.


Today I learned that the Eventhubs comment section is a bunch of transphobic assholes and I’m once again saddened by a large number of terrible people enjoying the things I enjoy.


I’m in this accursed no man’s land between Realm Reborn and Heavensward right now and am slowly losing the will to make it through.


Well, after another 6 and a half hours I was able to find the third of the game I had skipped accidentally and finished Bloodstained with 98% of the map, which is fine by me. Super fun, looks like there’s a few builds you can do, too.


Bad end run of Bloodstained: 6 hours, 46 minutes, 46% of the map. I am missing so much stuff.


Some of the most fun you can have in life is trying to get people to spell synecdoche when you say it, or pronounce it when they read it.


Shake that butt. Shake that butt. Shake that butt. Shake that butt. Shake that butt. Shake that butt. Shake that butt. Shake that butt.


Finally finished a run of Dead Cells. Oil sword with some fancy ice thing combo’d their way to an easy win somehow.


It took 4 hours, but I finally got the Joker boy downloaded and played him a bit. Short answer: he seems pretty good so far.


Well, for the second time my [Redacted] unlock run has been derailed by the instability of the Switch version of Gungeon. This is a long run and very frustrating to have it fall apart at the last second twice.


It would probably be best for my mental health to stop reading articles about my employer potentially ceasing to exist in the near future.


I hate how everything these days is meant to be broken, but at least the Goo Goo Dolls want me to know who they are now.


Well, Qtoid is weird today. Anyway, Bloody Palace is out and that’s neat.


Game 5 of 2019: Blaster Master Zero II. It is to the first game what Order of Ecclesia is to Symphony of the Night, but I think that works in its favor, since it means that the game has more to reward exploration with. Big fan.


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