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Maaaaaaaaaaan these Fridays make me waaaaaaay too horny.

 
 

Pouring one out for the last time I think about my ex. By the way, I absolutely loved how they used this song in Saints Row 4.

 
 

A house made of guilt, A sword without a hilt, Your hands cut deep, With each soul you reap, Screams, screams, screams, They deserved their pain, Justice in a way, But every night the blood won't wash, No matter how much rain

 
 
 

Confessing to my therapist I'm a drug addict. She's trying to help. Asking me when my last binge was. I tell her last night. She asks what drug. I tell her. "THE OVERWATCH! THE GODDAMN OVERWATCH!"

 
 
 

Further post regarding my penis releasing semen. Very happy with the games coming out over the next year. Will continue to cum until release. Standby cum mode engaged.

 
 

Okay. E3's done. I came. No literally. Just came.

 
 

That awkward qpost when you're waiting at a table for your date to arrive and have no clue what to do with your hands besides Destructoid.

 
 

YO YO YO!!! ALL THAT OTHER CRAP IS OUT OF THE WAY. YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S TIME FOR?!?! MOTHA FUCKIN ZEEEEEEEEEEELDAAAAAAAAA!!! WHAWHAWHAWHAWHA!!!

 
 

My friend who owns a gaming PC deeply regrets picking an Xbone over a PS4. Can you guess why? :) I'm a happy camper though- Scalebound port here I come!

 
 

I don't understand why we have all these conferences. Who the heck are the people putting them on anyway? Do these Microsoft and Sony companies not understand that all the people want is Zelda?

 
 
 
 

Also it needs to be stated that Overwatch is the game of games. Any disagreement shall result in pummeling with a large dick shaped stick I found in my backyard. Trust me guys- don't have opinions or I'll break out the dick stick.

 
 

Any long time antidepressant users care to chime in on their experiences? I'm several weeks in and just starting to feel the effects.

 
 

Mirror's Edge Catalyst is incredibly disappointing: Far Cry template + good parkour + middling plot. I guess that means I go back to playing Overwatch...?

 
 

That feeling when you've convinced six people you know to buy and play Overwatch with you.

 
 

Mmmm... Hungover with 4 hours of sleep. Coffee and Overwatch it is. And uh... Fuck it. I'm gonna get some doughnuts to dip into the coffee. Anybody want a doughnut? Tell me your favorite type beloooooooooow!

 
 

I was a good boy these past couple days. I am getting sooooooooo fucked up tonight. We're talking singing karaoke while I think I'm a plump Japanese schoolgirl who just got laid for the first time fucked up. KAWAII!!!

 
 

You know- This DTOID place is pretty cool. I don't think it gets said enough, but I'm glad I read here year after year. Feels like home even when so many people have left and so many new faces have come in. And I haven't even been reading as long as some!

 
 

CONT'D All its beauty and its hope, all the light and the air? So we get to work fixing, we dream, dream, dream, and the planet seems better... until we wake up from the scream.

 
 

Wake up from a dream, brain made a scream, we're having a heart attack, in the field of endless black, stretching out out out, beyond the mind's eye, with little clouds of neon, breaking up the planeless sky. What happened to this planet?

 
 

That which man hunts for with singularity beyond reason shall lead to his downfall. In the end he will have hunger for the hunt greater than ever before, though he will be unable to pursue the beast any further. The irony of the human spirit eh?

 
 

I have now gotten two people I know in person to purchase Overwatch. And I've got two more considering the deed. Competitive team play here I come! Also, Who's your main for each class and why? Sound off below.

 
 

Why oh why do the qposts triple post for me...? I feel as though the site is deliberately messing with my psych. From hells heart I stab at thee community-q-post-microblog system!

 
 

Dudes. I just opened a yogurt expecting it to be thick and creamy, but I got this thin and milky stuff instead. Thank the maker for frozen pizza. Also I'm on a private island. I'm not sure how and why. It happened very quickly. No joke.

 
 

Dudes. I just opened a yogurt expecting it to be thick and creamy, but I got this thin and milky stuff instead. Thank the maker for frozen pizza. Also I'm on a private island. I'm not sure how and why. It happened very quickly. No joke.

 
 

Dudes. I just opened a yogurt expecting it to be thick and creamy, but I got this thin and milky stuff instead. Thank the maker for frozen pizza. Also I'm on a private island. I'm not sure how and why. It happened very quickly. No joke.

 
 
 

About Cannibal Stevenone of us since 2:53 PM on 10.03.2014

HEY YA'LL

That's my catch phrase. I called it.

I'm a university student studying film and animation.

I've often been called a narcissist, but I don't think it's true as much that I'm just quite loud.

My favorite word is "nourishment". Listen to it roll of the tongue. Nourishment.

Like sex with a Burmese python.

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