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So I have a mortal enemy now. Life is weird like that. I would rather not rack up any more of these though. It's quite the chore to be honest. Also the battles are intensely draining on my soul.

 
 
 

Video games are so cool. Especially RPGs. After an exhausting 11 hour shift I can come home and become Jessika Erik'il, The Huntress, infallible Shadowrunner and tactful robot drone commander.

 
 

Can someone explain this to me? The new Aloha forms in Sun/Moon. Are you a only able to catch those versions of them in the game? So if you wanted a regular version you'd need to port from X/Y/Omega/Alpha?

 
 

Begging for gasoline... A match, To scratch, A flame to blame, Oh you're so tame, -Lamb of lame!

 
 

"Lamb" Suddenly desiring... Sharpened joints, Causing flared flesh points, -Salivation at the thought. You wait... Anxious tension, Painful ascension, Can't wait to feel the burn, Which evaporates all concern, -Scorching muscles anticipat


 
 

I found enlightenment in the strangest of places- through strangling a shape in the abyss. And that shape was not that of another or another's opinion, but rather... That shape was myself- my vindication and insecurity leering from the shadows. No more.

 
 

When you take a break from work to take a peaceful stroll around in town square... But you can't because there's a swarm of a hundred Pokemon Go trainers...

 
 

Jesus Christ I've been up for 3 days... wwwwwwhy? Gonna play Overwatch until I pass out. The Game... Of... Games...

 
 
 

That crazy moment when you go from being an animation student to studying clinical psychology and medicine.

 
 

That crazy moment when you go from being an animation student to studying clinical psychology and medicine.

 
 

AAAAAAAAAAAAGH! CAYENNE PEPPER IN MY EYEEEEEEEEES!!!

 
 

My favorite hobby is butchering French-Canadians and turning them into a nice stew. Anybody know one? :)

 
 

Also my weapontoid is the Hellraiser from Toxikk. I'm a sucker for giant map wiping weapons. He shoots it at the very end.

 
 

Give me good things to masturbate to. Have no shame.

 
 
 

Ya'll motherfuckers see this? This is a crime right here. When you order a game a week early and it won't get to you until two weeks after release. This is a Shakespearen tragedy right here. I'm not being melodramatic. Don't you dare say it.


 
 

So what does everyone think of Overwatch competitive?

 
 

I am finding reconciliation with the universe. We did not always get along, but I hope the rough patch in our relationship is over. If we have a falling out again I suppose there is always more Overwatch though. After all, it is a universal constant.

 
 

When you get back from war you find your true self. What did you desire? How did you go to get it? What are you now? Embrace the pain. Let it fill you. Let it make you strong. Let it make you... you.

 
 

When you crash your car and can't drive anywhere this weekend so you decide to play through the entire Mass Effect Trilogy to drown your worries. First time as an infiltrator!

 
 

After hundreds of hours of that game I am fucking done. I just can't bear to touch it anymore.

 
 

EA's Star Wars Battlefront Bespin is the greatest addition yet to the EA's Star Wars Battlefront Saga. It's got blasters. It's got a Lando. It's got a Cloud Car. You play on maps from the movies. What more could you want? :)

 
 

OMFG ZERO TIME DILEMMA COMES OUT NEXT WEEK. I HAVE PREPARED A BUCKET THAT I HAVE TAPED AROUND MY WASTE TO ENSURE MY CUM DOES NOT SPRAY ALL OVER THE GROUND WHILE PLAYING. WHY A WEEK BEFORE YOU ASK...? PRECUM.

 
 

So uh... Life advice. Don't manipulate someone by saying you're going to kill yourself so they will love you, even if you were close to doing so. It's bad juju man. It'll fuck your shit up. Someday I'll forgive myself.

 
 

So uh... Life advice. Don't manipulate someone by saying you're going to kill yourself so they will love you, even if you were close to doing so. It's bad juju man. It'll fuck your shit up. Someday I'll forgive myself.

 
 

I really liked the Bionic Commando reboot. I would want a sequel to that. Weird as that may sound to some.


 
 

Why are Q-posts called "today in the community" and not "today in the cummunity"?

 
 

About Cannibal Stevenone of us since 2:53 PM on 10.03.2014

HEY YA'LL

That's my catch phrase. I called it.

I'm a university student studying film and animation.

I've often been called a narcissist, but I don't think it's true as much that I'm just quite loud.

My favorite word is "nourishment". Listen to it roll of the tongue. Nourishment.

Like sex with a Burmese python.

Things I like:



 
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