Cause I wrote it ten times or more
Hello my little Pelicos, it is I FakePlasticTree once again, here to bring you our weekly feature. Is it just me or has gaming news been rather slow lately? It's hard to forget the first months of 2017, but a lot of those big releases back then were generally games that were delayed into said period. 2018 doesn't have that luxury, so far it feels like that we are on a recess. But that's fine, there are a lot of games from 2017 people still need to finish, and Monster Hunter World offers enough poor defenseless animals to slaughter. And I still miss my PS3.
Let's have a look at what you've all been up to the past week!
FakePlasticTree: Dollarydoos? That's an odd name, I would have called them Chazzwazzers.
FakePlasticTree: Liberal fake news media at it again. Sad!
FakePlasticTree: Konami unsure on how to finish this sentence.
FakePlasticTree: Step 3, see a Diablos? Leg it.
FakePlasticTree: Toad hasn't been allowed on TV ever since he said the n-word.
FakePlasticTree: Can't let you Dew™ that, Dorito Pope.
FakePlasticTree: I like how the orc even looks like Mr. Burns as if to say "Excellent".
FakePlasticTree: If there isn't I'll riot!
FakePlasticTree: Should have chosen "Wisely" as it can't be "Changed Later".
FakePlasticTree: You jest now, but you'll see. Next they'll bring 2 per year!
FakePlasticTree: Considering the detail they always put into the "asses" on their female characters I'd say they invite "quite a few".
FakePlasticTree: No featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series for this event.
FakePlasticTree: If you're really, really good they might even throw you a bone next time.
FakePlasticTree: Indeed, I'll prove it to you. Fuck Konami!
FakePlasticTree: How do you do fellow 1st Class SOLDIERS?
FakePlasticTree: I'd wager even a goat fence would be more effective.
FakePlasticTree: You know you want it!
FakePlasticTree: They are going on a road trip to destroy Xehanort, naturally.
FakePlasticTree: It's all fun and games, until you realize there's people behind all of these games.
FakePlasticTree: Makes sense too as the creators of TV series adaptation have gone on record to say they were inspired by said game's world, and how its NPCs function.
FakePlasticTree: I don't always give KOTOR 1 enough credit but Jolee is the exception to the rule. His anecdotes and stories aren't as cryptic and Shakespearan as Kreia, and his wisdom comes from a life of truly as opposed to platitudes of the Jedi Code. Great character!
FakePlasticTree: That's the kind of warning I want every game to give me when I venture into the multiplayer.
FakePlasticTree: Congratulations, the real mvp is you!
FakePlasticTree: Stunning drawing of a great character by KnickKnack
FakePlasticTree: But when's the Road to Platinum stream?
FakePlasticTree: That's some serious dough!
FakePlasticTree: Not-Torchman finally became a real gamer.
FakePlasticTree: Is this a Bojack Horseman reference? Cause I really want it to be!
And that's it for this week! Check out the next entry, as it will be the debut of D-toid's own Guerilla Ocelot who finally gets his time to shine! Looking forward to it!
Stay safe everyone!