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Comments of the Week 34: I'd like to be on Comments of the Week!

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In TheLimoMaker's garden in the shade!

Hello my little beetles, FakePlasticTree here! We are well into the new year already and I miss having a functioning PS3, and have yet to require a proper replacement. So, while I wait and look for a new one, I've been spending time playing more Yakuza Ishin. I really love it; it might be one of the best Yakuza titles, even beating most of the main ones. It's a really engaging game.

Any games you lot have set your sights on beating? Well, in any case, let's hear from the community with some Comments of the Week!

FIFA 18 returns to the top of the UK charts

FakePlasticTree: Even robbers are robbing robbers for a copy of the game.

Disgaea 5 sells an impressive 200,000 units on Switch alone

FakePlasticTree: Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

Metal Gear Survive beta begins next week, new gameplay footage surfaces

FakePlasticTree: Woah, slow down, leave some innovation for the rest of us, Da Vinci.

I'm into this rad, unofficial Mario Odyssey Switch dock

FakePlsticTree: The radiation levels are off the charts!

Bayonetta 2 will allow local multiplayer with two Switch units, will sport amiibo support

FakePlasticTree: More like Rule34.

Assassin's Creed Origins is somehow getting even bigger

FakePlasticTree: Not before it's done raiding your fridge and hogging the couch to watch Formula 1.

David Hayter briefly goes in-character as Snake to revisit the first Metal Gear Solid

FakePlasticTree: I ain't Volgin in on this conversation.

Monster Hunter: World's file size isn't exactly a behemoth

FakePlasticTree: The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some would consider to be "unnatural."

FakePlasticTree: Heh, dick jokes.

Steven Spielberg's Halo TV show still in development

FakePlasticTree: Why Halo Dere.

Roster unveiled for Dragon Ball FighterZ beta, Goku Black gets trailer

FakePlasticTree: LaTerry, you must use the Kamehameha wave, it's the only way to finish him off! ...wait, what were we talking about?

Mario movie possible by 2020, announcement might be soon

FakePlasticTree: Yarr, not a looker in the bunch.

Someone opened a tourism site for Zelda: Majora's Mask's Clock Town and it's adorable

FakePlasticTree: I get it!

Rock out with Senran Kagura Burst Re:Newal opening movie

FakePlasticTree: Senran Kagura: The Game with No concept of Personal Space Simulation.

1982 arcade game Front Line now available on PlayStation 4

FakePlasticTree: *tears a hole through space and time* 8 DORRAROOS?!

Gundam Pixie and Efreet coming to Gundam Versus in February

FakePlasticTree: You're a Gundamn Gundam, man!

Twitch gains the exclusive Overwatch League broadcast rights

FakePlasticTree: You know what else is exclusive? These comments!

Nintendo of Russia might have let it slip that there's going to be a Direct soon

FakePlasticTree: There's some Slavstick comedy for ya!

FakePlasticTree: Gross!

Cyberpunk 2077 Twitter account shows first sign of life in four years

FakePlasticTree: Y'all are such good Joe's.

Monster Hunter: World's producer opens up about the PC version's delay

FakePlasticTree: I need my sloppy and rushed PC ports to complain about, damnit!

You deviants watched a lot of Pornhub on PlayStation 4

FakePlasticTree: Is this the new Han Solo simulation?

Dark Souls is arriving on Nintendo Switch fairly soon

FakePlasticTree: Dark Souls: Invading Your Privacy Edition.

Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze is hitting Switch with a playable Funky Kong

FakePlasticTree: Take me down to the New Donk City where the skyscrapers are many, and the streets are gritty!

Kingdom Hearts' Goofy statue reminded me of his near death experience and potential eternal sacrifice

FakePlasticTree: Garwsh Sora, ya just cudn't leave well enough alone, huhuhuhyuck!

An hour of Fist of the North Star's Hokuto ga Gotoku gameplay right here

FakePlasticTree: Nani?

Praise Kat: Online shutdown for Gravity Rush 2 has been delayed

FakePlasticTree: Sold!

Cyberpunk 2077 Twitter account shows first sign of life in four years

FakePlasticTree: They hired another sloth, and decided not to switch to a new engine halfway through development.

Nintendo of Russia might have let it slip that there's going to be a Direct soon

FakePlasticTree: Just regular old Dtoid at work here, folks!

Dark Souls is arriving on Nintendo Switch fairly soon

FakePlasticTree: What the fuck, what the fuck?!

EA filed a patent in 2016 to tinker with online matchmaking for better player engagement

FakePlasticTree: CotW is not always fun and games; sometimes there is truth. As the gaming community proved to Microsoft a few years ago, having your console be always online is very anti-consumer, especially when taking those people who don't have high-speed, functioning internet into consideration. Single player games have never been stronger, and Gravity Rush 2 shows that you can do neat things with online components - but they shouldn't be the seed and entire frickin' apple tree of the product. And that's enough rambling, onward!

Nintendo Direct Mini shows off new ports, sports and fighters

FakePlasticTree: Square already got that concept in Early Access.

Quickpost by Lawman

FakePlasticTree: Upcoming dating sim where you get to date one of Sonic's ever-expanding entourage of neon woodland creatures

Quickpost by Gus TT Showbiz

FakePlasticTree: Well, if it ain't brogue, don't fix it.

Quickpost by Plain Dere

FakePlasticTree: A very real, lethal, and regrettably, very common disease! Let us cherish the people who live to fight it, and those that beat it.

Quickpost by MeeGhoulz

FakePlasticTree: Consoles that had to be put down.

Quickpost by Czar Kazem

FakePlasticTree: Is this what it means to be Comfortably Numb?

Quickpost by JuIc3

FakePlasticTree: First world problems.

And that wraps it up for that week, and by that week I mean last week as this one got up a tad bit late. Blame internet problems, which only brings me back to the point I made earlier about why "always online" is still not the ideal way to go for gaming yet. But enough about me, look forward to the next issue which I imagine should be up not too long after this one! It's gonna be delivered to us by our very own dependable LimoMaker!

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