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Help CJ make his Sony Bucket List

As much as I hate to admit it, I’m getting older. Life is becoming more tedious for me, with a job and a commute and a shitty landlord, and as time goes on I know I’ll have less and less opportunities to engage in my one t...

 
 
 

Dtoid Designs Final Contest Winner

Winner of the Final Dtoid Designs Contest This long journey has come to an end. I started the Dtoid Designs contest six months ago to put a spotlight on the creative Destructoid readers and hopefully encourage more people to try their...

 
 
 

The Final Dtoid Designs Challenge!

Update: The entry period for this contest has ended. Thank you all for entering.This is it, the final Dtoid Designs Super Mario Maker challenge. Over the past six months I’ve tasked you with creating levels based around movies,...

 
 
 

Dtoid Designs: The Wacky Wiggler Winner

It’s the end of the month and that means it’s time for me to reveal the winner of the February Dtoid Designs contest. This month, I challenged you to create a level based around an enemy: wiggler. Two people took up the challenge (sig...

 
 
 

Dtoid Designs: The Wacky Wiggler Challenge

Hello Super Mario Makers! It's the first of the month and that means it's time for a new Dtoid Designs Challenge. First, if you missed last month's, our own Bret won with his slippery castle course. For February, we're celebrating the ...

 
 
 

The Dtoid Designs 3 Item Challenge Winner

It’s the end of the month and that means it is time to reveal the winner of this month’s Dtoid Designs contest. The challenge for the first C-Blogs exclusive challenge was to create a game in Super Mario Maker using just three...

 
 
 

Dtoid Designs: The Three Item Challenge

Hello to all my Dtoid Designers and welcome to the first C-Blog edition of Dtoid Designs. Sorry we couldn't keep this on the main page, but I'm happy to say I still want to see what ya'll can make and have some great challenges planned fo...

 
 
 
 
 
 

Me, Fake News & the Dying Girl

I don't know if anyone cares, but I thought I'd take this opportunity to explain what's happening with me and my "hilarious" fake news pieces. As some of you have already seen, I am now on the main page, part of the Dtoid staff, as my real...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Destructoid Announces Bible Burning Game Jam

Video game news site blog thing Destructoid.com announced today it is expanding its sphere of influence into game development with its first official Game Jam. Set to take place this May, the theme of the rapid game creating event will...

 
 
 
 
 

Termina Destroyed in Daylight Saving Mishap

In tragic news, the parallel world of Termina was destroyed this morning after residents from Goron Village all the way down to Romani Ranch forgot to set their clocks forward by an hour. The strange and sometimes frustratingly vague l...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Pre-Order DLC For My Next Article

What's up my fellow D-Tards?! It's me, the Gay one, with a quick heads up about my next article. This blog post is one I have been planning for a long while and I'm very excited to announce here today that my next piece will ...

 
 

About CJ Andriessenone of us since 6:56 PM on 10.14.2014

Just what the internet needs, yet another white guy writing about video games.
Full Disclosure: I backed Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night.
 
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