Like this post if you hate either Steven or world hunger!!!
The year's almost over and amiibo butt plugs trails Jordan's lame-ass Pokemon schedule as most viewed post of the year by a little bit. Click this link and help change history: https://www.destructoid.com/amiibo-as-butt-plugs-ranked-331236.phtml
Join our club(s) on Xbox! We have two: Destructoid and Dtoid. Also, I don't know what the point of clubs is.
Should I change my bio from Bone Thugs lyrics?
Kyle quit and everyone hates Steven. I'm so sad right now. IF ANY OF YOU TOUCH JORDAN I'LL FUCKING CUT YOU.
That's a good couch of Handsome Steven's. I've spent many a night on it. Text me a selfie with you holding Morimoto on the couch so I know everything I love is safe.
I fucking love you.
Let's have some fun.