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New Year, new you. Come on down to Swine's Plastic Surgery Van, where we have a special on bat-to-kneecap operations for the low price of WHERE IS MY MOTHERFUDGE'N MONEY?!

 
 
 

2018: Game Over. 2019: Continue? Yes/Hell Yes

 
 

Don't bring a knife to a Smash brawl.


 
 

Spider-Man for the one and only PS4 is good, but it would be better if it were a Battle Royale like Fortnite, complete with loot boxes and microtransactions. #P2W4Life

 
 

When the eggnog comes out, it's time for XXXmas.

 
 

I have been using this wrapping paper for years, and it never runs out. It is an Xmas curse.


 
 

My dog when I drop some food and need help cleaning it up.


 
 

It's almost four in the morning and I accidentally ate part of my fortune. I hate when things end on a cliffhanger. Welp, tune in next time when we get the last quarter.


 
 
 
 

When someone says Super Smash Bros. Ultimate is just "pretty good."


 
 

Hearthstone is broken AF. Just lost with 24 health (winning next turn) because a priest summoned three 1 mana cost boars with charge and boosted them to 16 attack in one turn. What just happened?!

 
 

The household conventional oven was invented during the Cold War to train Soviet Werewolves to become sleeper cells. Because of Vodka concerns, the program was later scrapped. Over time these Lycanthrope would evolve to become the Pokemon we love today.

 
 
 

I feel like the only thing I can offer qtoid this holiday season is stolen memes. I'm a mix of Santa and Robinhood.


 
 

Dudes. What if Cyberpunk 2077 disappoints like Fallout 76? Do we just give up on gaming?

 
 
 

Only you can prevent Taco Fires. Please drink Hot Sauce responsibly.

 
 
 
 

I don't always get kills as Widowmaker, but when I do they are often stolen.

 
 

All our ancestors were neckbeards and legbeards.

 
 
 
 
 
 

Dog made a custom controller the other day.


 
 

This be me when it came out too. Jpeg for your pleasure.


 
 

Blizzard be like: "We built a pretty big ship, but lets take on a little water and see how it goes."

 
 

About Boxed Swineone of us since 2:59 PM on 12.11.2012

It all started with Jebediah Swine, a real salt of the earth man who farmed truffles. He was eventually cut down by an angry mob for having coitus with a pig.

From their unholy union came Beelzebub Swine, known for terrorizing the land until his untimely death at the hands of a jealous barmaid. He was later turned into bacon.

Part of his soul was digested and reincarnated as Ichabod Swine, the great detective and specialist of the occult. He said that all that has happened was part of some prophecy to bring back ancient, evil Gods. No one really cared to listen.

Like, eight generations later, there is me.

I am an Eldritch Horror from the interweb long forgotten. Beware as you enter the Palace of Swine!
 
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