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About Bonertownone of us since 2:41 PM on 03.30.2009

Our story begins in the piping hot winter of two-thousand and one when I first met Tiere de la Qua, a Belgian from Germany with a thick Russian accent, dark Liberian skin and a penchant for all things Chinese. I could see in his eyes that he was not one to mince words or meat, and I could see in his pants that he liked extra pleats and a wallet that rode in front of the car alongside his sizeable Belgian waffle, AKA dick, for as Tiere de la Qua himself liked to call it, Frodo Baggins.

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