LONG BLOG
A Question for Jim Sterling
What the hell have you done to Mario? Once content to happily disable koopas with a slight tap on the head, you damn Brits have turned him into a turtle-maiming maniac. Is there nothing sacred to you blokes? Is this revenge for getting Super Paper Mario months after the US? Or is this actually why it took so long for you to get that game? Did Nintendo have to adapt a classic Italian stereotype for your bloody taste?
In closing, you're all a bunch of cunts and - wait, Percival "Pac" Man, Esq.? England, consider yourself On Notice.
Source: Eegra [Via 4 color rebellion]
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About Bob Muirone of us since 2:15 AM on 01.08.2007
Bob has been hanging around ModernMethod for years and and somehow writes almost everywhere, including Japanator and Flixist. He was once lit on fire, but it's not as cool as you'd think.
I remember being in here a lot:
R.I.P. Failcast
Rantoid - An editorial column that updates on Sunday
The Zen of Yaris
Conditions of a Review
Longevity - seven years, to be exact
Stop talking about HD-DVD
What is wrong with Japanese developers?
Are achievements beneficial?
PConsoles
Random topic for New Year's
Gaming changed my Christmas
Dreamcast 2 would fail
Buy more special editions
Game Length and You
Reexamining Twilight Princess
Thank you, Mr. Thompson, for being our nemesis
Do games need to be respectable?
Startgame Syndrome's dark secrets
Pre-hype is a big let-down
Why can't games have bad endings?
Why would you want a Resident Evil film to begin with?
Illustrated Review - A picture-focused analysis of gaming stuff, to save you the trouble of trying it
Fallout 3 Survival Edition (and Collector's Edition)
Fable II Limited Collector's Edition
Dead Space Ultra Limited Edition
SoulCalibur IV Premium Edition
Grand Theft Auto IV: Special Edition
Devil May Cry 4: Collector's Edition
Assassin's Creed and Mass Effect: Limited Editions
Check Mii Out Channel
Systems Owned: 3DS, Dreamcast, DS, DS Lite, DSi XL, GCN, GBA, GBA SP, GB Micro, GBC, N64, PS2, PS3, PSP, Wii, Xbox, Xbox 360
Email/Gtalk: necrosterminus [at] gmail.com
IM: NecrosTerminus
Skype: NecrosTerminus
PSN: NecrosTerminus
Steam: NecrosTerminus
Xbox Live: NecrosTerminus
360's Blog: 360Voice
I remember being in here a lot:
R.I.P. Failcast
Rantoid - An editorial column that updates on Sunday
The Zen of Yaris
Conditions of a Review
Longevity - seven years, to be exact
Stop talking about HD-DVD
What is wrong with Japanese developers?
Are achievements beneficial?
PConsoles
Random topic for New Year's
Gaming changed my Christmas
Dreamcast 2 would fail
Buy more special editions
Game Length and You
Reexamining Twilight Princess
Thank you, Mr. Thompson, for being our nemesis
Do games need to be respectable?
Startgame Syndrome's dark secrets
Pre-hype is a big let-down
Why can't games have bad endings?
Why would you want a Resident Evil film to begin with?
Illustrated Review - A picture-focused analysis of gaming stuff, to save you the trouble of trying it
Fallout 3 Survival Edition (and Collector's Edition)
Fable II Limited Collector's Edition
Dead Space Ultra Limited Edition
SoulCalibur IV Premium Edition
Grand Theft Auto IV: Special Edition
Devil May Cry 4: Collector's Edition
Assassin's Creed and Mass Effect: Limited Editions
Check Mii Out Channel
Systems Owned: 3DS, Dreamcast, DS, DS Lite, DSi XL, GCN, GBA, GBA SP, GB Micro, GBC, N64, PS2, PS3, PSP, Wii, Xbox, Xbox 360
Email/Gtalk: necrosterminus [at] gmail.com
IM: NecrosTerminus
Skype: NecrosTerminus
PSN: NecrosTerminus
Steam: NecrosTerminus
Xbox Live: NecrosTerminus
360's Blog: 360Voice