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The Future: Sonic The Hedgehog, an Obituary

[Authors Note: Whilst most of this doesn't fit my general opinion of recent Sonic games (I actually think most of the 3-D Sonics were quite good), I figured, given the general opinion on Sonic these days, this might be something quite inter...

 
 
 

Boatz's review on this whole motherfucking debacle

So, Jim wrote a review of a game. A lot of you didn't agree. Oh well. His bad review shouldn't alter YOUR perception of the game unless you are very insecure. So please STFU about it. It is a shame though, because I REALLY liked Avatar too...

 
 
 

RE: "No Russian" Rev Rant

[AVAST, there be spoilers ahead.] So, Modern warfare 2 finally dropped. As it happens, most people think its a very good game. But one thing that dropped far before the game itself was the heavily violent and controversial level “No Russia...

 
 
 

Why Tails is blatantly better than Sonic

Miles “Tails” Prower is a character who's taken a considerable amount of flak since his conception. Charitably, people describe him as an annoying whiny bitch, and uncharitably, some people would describe him as someone who should die of ...

 
 
 

The Forgotten: Team Fortress 2 in 2007

[AUTHOR'S NOTE: It might not look like I'm really on topic with this Monthly Musing, but I do have a point, so make sure you read until the end. Also, cocks. Tr00 dat.] It stands to reason that, if you are even slightly interested in PC ga...

 
 
 
 

Review: Mass Effect DLC, Pinnacle Station

But before we get reviewing, WOOO my banner finally got there, and it only took 2 weeks after I submitted it. It looked far cooler in Paint, I'll tell you that, but minimalistic is cool these days. I know I'm right. Anyway, Pinnacle Station...

 
 
 

I suck at games: This game's loser is...me!

It seemed like a pretty good proposal at first. I'd already had the day booked with a Chinese all-you-can-eat buffet but, what with my brilliant quirk of always appearing at such events fashionably early, my friend Joe and I decided to head...

 
 
 

Dtoid's GOTY 2007 - Bioshock. Its pretty good.

Copied and pasted from my GameFAQs account. And I know its a bit long. Aight? What with all of the hype surrounding Bioshock prior to its release, and a full 12 months of my gaming chums telling me what an astounding game it is, I was expe...

 
 
 
 

Gears of War 2 Online - flawed, but fun

Didn't it look BRILLIANT?! Magazines and gaming websites across the globe who were lucky enough to have a crack of the Gears of War 2 multiplayer pre-release were jizzing in their pants before, during, and after. Its broken Halo's record fo...

 
 
 

A better introduction, with a fun little bandicoot.

Sorry about that rant before. It was originally posted on the Escapist before I posted it here, I wanted to see the reaction from a very more Left 4 Dead-y community. But, it left me without a proper introduction. So, here we are. I'm Milo...

 
 
 

A very whiny first post about Left 4 Dead

People should really take a competence test before they play Left 4 Dead. Right, there are some, shall we say, idiotic scumbags within the populous of Xbox LIVE. And Left 4 Dead is a game where being an idiotic scumbag will definitely hamp...

 
 

About Boatzone of us since 2:39 PM on 04.07.2009

Good hello.

I'm Milo, and I'm here to rant at your faces about video games. These days though, things like Maths studenthood and snorting cocaine from whores are keeping me from having ANY console at all. One low end lappy that barely plays TF2. Sadness occurs.

But meh, I can still whine a good one.

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