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March Cblog Xbox Scavenger Hunt


Like sands through the hour glass, so are the Days of Our Lives...

This is DVDdesign, and this is the March Cblog Xbox Scavenger Hunt.

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Another month down, another month over. More people showed up and brought down the house with lots of ease. Bfeld managed to clear the whole month on Day 1.

This month, we're going to our normally scheduled format for the remainder. This will also put us at the half way point at the end of the month.

Again, a reminder, you guys are tussling over the winner's choice of a 4000 MS point card or a free year of Xbox Live.

To carry over from last month, we're going to have a breakdown of achievements by points, get the points to complete the challenges. Do part of one and be assigned partial credit for your efforts.

How the tally at the end will work is that the entrant with the highest score will win the prize. In the event of a tie, a randomizer will be used to determine a winner from the pool of tied scores.

The scoreboard so far for our entrants! (if you see any discrepancies, please email me @gmail)

Kryptinite 5
Never On 0
Wardrox 1
Bfeld13 20
bhive01 0
Necros 8
Conrad Z 22
NSNick 0
Power-glove 2
Spiderpigg 0 1
Lost Crichton 1
NihonTiger90 20
Dexter345 6
electrolemon 0
Kaizokukitsune 0
Vega3059 1
tazarthayoot 0
Mikey6467 3
king3vbo 0

I'd like to stress that it's still quite possible to win this thing. We still have 4 months of challenges left to go and so far we have a relatively early start from 3 contenders. POINT VALUES WILL CONTINUE TO CLIMB TO KEEP PEOPLE IN THE LEAD ON THEIR TOES!

This month's Challenges are...

PREY - 15 Points

Clear all three hidden minigame achievements in Prey, and clear 12 multiplayer achievements

This would be too easy if I just told you what the minigame achievements are... See, with this month, you guys are going to have to work together AND work against each other. Sure you could post in the comments below what the minigames are, but then you'd be helping your opponents.
Oh wait. Multiplayer achievements. Who the fuck still plays Prey? Who could you use as your pool of potential victims to get these achievements. Maybe email Snaileb and ask him to make Prey a FNF game? Perhaps? I noticed that a few of the multiplayer achievements are awarded for 250 kills? That's a lot of trust...

One point for each of the minigames, One point per multiplayer achievement.

*** - If for some reason, you do not have Live Gold, email me for alternate means of entry for Prey.

PAC-MAN: Championship Edition - 10 points + 1 bonus point

Clear 200/200 Gamerscore points

Not as bad as it sounds. All you really have to do is not die, and finish all the modes in the game. Everything else just kinda falls into place. CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP!!!
Bonus point if you beat my high score on Championship Mode!

And the bonus challenge...

Suck it up fuckers, you'll live through this...

Yaris - Double your point total for the month

Easily the worst game in the entire Xbox library, this piece of crap was largely downloaded and then ignored for it's inane attempts to try to make us buy uncomfortably small and ugly cars under the premise that there's tentacle sex with the fuel lines and flaming wheels to attack you on the street. I thought long and hard about how to include this as a challenge, but ultimately, it seemed just too juicy to pass up as a bonus challenge given the banality, poor steering, and lack of enthusiasm Destructoid showed towards this title.

Sit down for this one.

You must clear any 7 achievements in Yaris

So there's a potential 26 points up for grabs this month.

Entries for this month must be completed either by the end of the month, or before the last person to contact me finishes the challenges. If a new entrant joins the contest, they must notify me via email @gmail.com for entry to extend your deadline until the end of the month.

All you have to do is want it bad enough. Next month, the challenges get harder, more intense, and more valuable to winning. I've got some really mean shit lined up for April, so I wish you guys the best of luck for March.
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About BluDesignone of us since 11:49 AM on 11.10.2006

I own a FamPuter, which is a 100% fake Famicom. And I do own Super Mario Bros. and Rockman 2 for it, which you don't. :P

I'm a 34 year old gamer. I cannot hang out with most of you, and you should not contact me to buy you cheap wine or cigarettes. I do not like jail. Seriously, I own all three consoles and I don't discriminate. Gaming is for fun, not for sissy slapfights. If you consider yourself partial to a particular console, I don't care why you don't own other consoles, I don't want to hear about it. If you're going to bitch about something, you'd better bring some hard evidence of why you're complaining if you want to cry on my shoulder.

Enjoy this wonderful picture of 2 generations coming together at last...

PS - I eat trolls.

PPS - I've been to Japan. Maybe you've heard about it? If not, read up here:

Part 1: Introductions
Part 2: Yamagata's Hanagasa Festival
Part 3: Harajuku Girls and the lack thereof
Part 4: You're not in Kansas anymore, Niero (TGS07)
Part 5: Fresh from the farm to your mouth
Part 6: Going to Japan is hard
Part 7: 30 days takes forever
Part 8: Rape, Rocks, and Alliteration
Part 9: Small Town Nightlife
Part 10: Bling Bling, Hundred Thousand Yen Bill Ya'll
Part 10 Part 2: Mount Yamadera
Part 11: The Japanese Wal-Mart
Part 12: Goin' Down to Tokyo Town
Part 13: Ghiblit Gravy
Part 14: Air Sex
Part 15: Ganguros of New Tokyo
Part 16: The Contest Announcement
Part 17: The Contest
Part 18: The Trip Itinerary
Part 19: Tokyo Day 2
Part 20: Tokyo Day 2 Part 2 (of 2)
Part 21 is no longer there, but it wasn't all that great anyway, so you're not missing out.
Part 22: Happy Picture Montage Time!
Part 23: I have arrived.
Part 24: I have returned.
Part 25: The Case for the American Cheeseburger
Part 26: Random pictures are random
Part 27: A Free Gift for Those Who've Been Paying Attention
Part 28: Nintendo, no seriously, NINTENDO
Part 29: Racists in Japan, Discriminating against the handicapped
Special Report from Cheapy D at CAG
Part 30: The Secret Truth About Japan
Part 31: Oz-Matsuri
Part 32: The Japanese Don't Have Antiperspirant Deodorant

Part 33: There's this Disney character named Stitch in Japan...
Part 34: Trainspotting: Live From Kyoto
Part 35: Kyoto for Beginners
Part 36: Kyoto Smash: Advance Lesson in Fun Time
Part 37: Some Japanese people are alcoholics
Part 38: Hardcore Otaku know where the real action is
Part 40: My attempt at getting the Oscar for Best Japanese Picture
Part 41: What heaven is like.
Part 42: I sneak into a movie studio to pitch my movie
Part 41: What heaven is like.
Part 43: My film idea is shot down in favor of yet another Power Rangers TV show
Part 44: Excessive Male Nudity in Japan
Part 45: The Japanese grocery store has no deli counter
Part 46: How the Japanese language is worked into Japan's society
Part 47: Izukayas and you: How the Japanese drink in public
Part 48: All you really need to know about the Tokyo Auto Show
Part 49: Gyudon Rocks.
Part 50: Tendo is the coolest place in all of Japan
Part 51: I really did poop immediately after that shot
Part 52: A Beginner's Guide to Tokyo Disney Sea
Part 53: There is no comparison. Cheeseburgers win.
Part 55: You've never had Tonkatsu, so you wouldn't understand
Part 56: Japanese iTunes for the Mac addict
Part 57: The other kind of Curry
Part 58: Popular Pop and "Lock" music in Japan
Part 59: I sing like how cats have sex
Part 60: The Iron Penis Festival
Part 61: A sad bit about racism in Japan
Part 9001: Electro Lemon's whirlwind visit to Tokyo
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