I own a FamPuter, which is a 100% fake Famicom. And I do own Super Mario Bros. and Rockman 2 for it, which you don't. :P
I'm a 34 year old gamer. I cannot hang out with most of you, and you should not contact me to buy you cheap wine or cigarettes. I do not like jail. Seriously, I own all three consoles and I don't discriminate. Gaming is for fun, not for sissy slapfights. If you consider yourself partial to a particular console, I don't care why you don't own other consoles, I don't want to hear about it. If you're going to bitch about something, you'd better bring some hard evidence of why you're complaining if you want to cry on my shoulder.
Enjoy this wonderful picture of 2 generations coming together at last...
PS - I eat trolls.
PPS - I've been to Japan. Maybe you've heard about it? If not, read up here:
Part 1: Introductions Part 2: Yamagata's Hanagasa Festival Part 3: Harajuku Girls and the lack thereof Part 4: You're not in Kansas anymore, Niero (TGS07) Part 5: Fresh from the farm to your mouth Part 6: Going to Japan is hard Part 7: 30 days takes forever Part 8: Rape, Rocks, and Alliteration Part 9: Small Town Nightlife Part 10: Bling Bling, Hundred Thousand Yen Bill Ya'll Part 10 Part 2: Mount Yamadera Part 11: The Japanese Wal-Mart Part 12: Goin' Down to Tokyo Town Part 13: Ghiblit Gravy Part 14: Air Sex Part 15: Ganguros of New Tokyo Part 16: The Contest Announcement Part 17: The Contest Part 18: The Trip Itinerary Part 19: Tokyo Day 2 Part 20: Tokyo Day 2 Part 2 (of 2)
Part 21 is no longer there, but it wasn't all that great anyway, so you're not missing out. Part 22: Happy Picture Montage Time! Part 23: I have arrived. Part 24: I have returned. Part 25: The Case for the American Cheeseburger Part 26: Random pictures are random Part 27: A Free Gift for Those Who've Been Paying Attention Part 28: Nintendo, no seriously, NINTENDO Part 29: Racists in Japan, Discriminating against the handicapped Special Report from Cheapy D at CAG Part 30: The Secret Truth About Japan Part 31: Oz-Matsuri Part 32: The Japanese Don't Have Antiperspirant Deodorant Part 33: There's this Disney character named Stitch in Japan... Part 34: Trainspotting: Live From Kyoto Part 35: Kyoto for Beginners Part 36: Kyoto Smash: Advance Lesson in Fun Time Part 37: Some Japanese people are alcoholics Part 38: Hardcore Otaku know where the real action is Part 40: My attempt at getting the Oscar for Best Japanese Picture Part 41: What heaven is like. Part 42: I sneak into a movie studio to pitch my movie Part 41: What heaven is like. Part 43: My film idea is shot down in favor of yet another Power Rangers TV show Part 44: Excessive Male Nudity in Japan Part 45: The Japanese grocery store has no deli counter Part 46: How the Japanese language is worked into Japan's society Part 47: Izukayas and you: How the Japanese drink in public Part 48: All you really need to know about the Tokyo Auto Show Part 49: Gyudon Rocks. Part 50: Tendo is the coolest place in all of Japan Part 51: I really did poop immediately after that shot Part 52: A Beginner's Guide to Tokyo Disney Sea Part 53: There is no comparison. Cheeseburgers win. Part 55: You've never had Tonkatsu, so you wouldn't understand Part 56: Japanese iTunes for the Mac addict Part 57: The other kind of Curry Part 58: Popular Pop and "Lock" music in Japan Part 59: I sing like how cats have sex Part 60: The Iron Penis Festival Part 61: A sad bit about racism in Japan Part 9001: Electro Lemon's whirlwind visit to Tokyo