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LONG BLOG

I Love Sewer Levels: a Poem

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I love sewer levels
So marvelously mucky
And all so yucky
"Oh god no.."
The player expresses
As the character depresses
In badly textured sludge

But not I!
For I find solace
In the winding corridors
And with an amused grimace
I happily get lost for days
In this fucking place
Where's the exit?

Ahem

I love sewer levels
They all look the same
So comforting
Keeps me sane
These green black walls
Just like the monster gnawing on me
Oh look I'm dead, haha
The checkpoint was at the beginning
Whole hour wasted, ha ha..

I hate sewer levels
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