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M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K. Episode 6: The Finding Love Special


In this special episode of Mystic Advice Something Something Something or Other (You Know the Drill), also called MASSIVECOCK (Name change? It was always like that!), I make an online dating profile while narrating it for you! Don't say that I don't suffer for your enjoyment!

I also talk about Devi Ever's Twitter meltdown and Crispin Glover sucking a sky person's sky dick. Fun fun!

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Intro Music: Hip to be Noided (Death Grips vs Huey Lewis and the News)
Remixed by Love Grips

Thanks for listening!

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About Benny Discoone of us since 9:53 AM on 03.24.2013

My name is Benny. I work full time in a freak show eating live chickens, and I work part time as Brendan Fraser's scrotum cleanser.

I play video games sometimes, but most of the time I'm too poor and don't have enough free time. I still like talking about them though.

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