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Funny Games and Violent Games

In 2007, Austrian film director and screenwriter Michael Haneke released an American shot-for-shot remake of his 1997 film Funny Games. The plot in both versions of the film was simple: two young men torture an upper-class family, bot...

 
 
 

In Defense of Outrage

Did you ever watch, listen to, or read something just so you could get mad at it? Just so you could feel a bit better about yourself? I know I do! All the time! I was reading Destructoid site mascot Jonathan Holmes' fantastic column on w...

 
 
 
 

M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K. Episode 5

I managed to drag myself out of my depressed stupor long enough to record an episode! Go me! On this episode of Magic Advice Service Supporting Individuals, Video-games, Excited Couples, Or Crazy Killers: Willen Dafoe is a toilet gnome, C...

 
 
 

Questions or Whatever...

Taking questions for Magic Advice Service Supporting Individuals, Video-games, Excited Couples, Or Crazy Killers (AKA M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K.). Ask about whatever you want! Comment below, tweet them to @TheBennyDisco with the hashtag #MAS...

 
 
 

M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K. Episode 4

In this episode of Magic Advice Service Supporting Individuals, Video-games, Excited Couples, Or Crazy Killers, The Beast of Bray Road fights The Gravy Witch, I'm sad that I can't play any of my Steam games, and Chris Carter is threatene...

 
 
 

Moar Question + New Commercial!

Another question thread for my podcast Magic Advice Service Supporting Individuals, Video-games, Excited Couples Or Crazy Killers (M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K.). Ask about whatever you want! Post below, tweet them @TheBennyDisco with the hashta...

 
 
 

M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K. Episode 3

In this episode of Magic Advice Service Supporting Individuals, Video-games, Excited Couples, Or Crazy Killers: Val Kilmer hosts a fishy reality show, Eugene Levy and Shia LeBeeuf eat off Tim Allen's deep fried dick, and Willem DaFoe car...

 
 
 

Question time!

I'm taking questions for the third episode of my podcast Magic Advice Service Supporting Individuals, Video-Games, Excited Couples, Or Crazy Killers (M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K.). Ask anything you want, whether it be for advice, about me, or j...

 
 
 

M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K. Episode 2

This week I talk about lots of anime, Crispin Glover works with ostriches, jerks off in silicon valley, and becomes the Corndog King while Tim Allen fucks a ham. I take questions about poop, hot dogs, and Lightning Returns. Woohoo! Downl...

 
 
 

Moar Questions. MOAR!

I'm gonna be doing another advice podcast tonight, so if you want to get your questions in, just comment below! All questions that came in since the last recording will be answered as well.

 
 
 

M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K. Episode 1

In the premier episode of the Magic Advice Service Supporting Individuals, Video-games, Excited Couples, and Crazy Killers, I discuss everyone's favorite family man/Santa Klaus Nomi Tim Allen, Man who versuses the wild Bear Grylls, Starb...

 
 
 

Taking Questions for New Advice Column Podcast

The title is "Magic Advice Service Supporting Individuals, Video-games, Excited Couples, or Crazy Killers," or "M.A.S.S.I.V.E.C.O.C.K." for short. I'll be taking questions from any topic. Anything from video games ("How do I beat Ninja G...

 
 
 
 

Not'toid Episode 4: Peanut Butter Orgy

This week Occam couldn't make it, so we got DOUBLE GUESTS instead! Orwell and I are joined by Johnny Luchador, host of the Rad Show here on D'toid, and our favorite artist Long John (check his awesome art in the article gallery). We talk...

 
 
 

From the Future: The Best Games of 2014

I was recently visited by the 2015 version of me. Aside from living in a cardboard box behind Denny's and eating scraps and live rats, he also still reads video game news. He broke into a rich guy's house, stole a time machine (they have ...

 
 
 
 

Review: Christmas

So it's about 11:30 where I am, which means Christmas is almost over, and I feel like I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't pen a proper review for the much-loved holiday. So here it goes: Gameplay: The holiday relies mostly on gift-...

 
 
 

Not'toid Episode 2: Butt Dickin'

This week we have a Fugu Fiesta, name our experimental music groups, and I sing a Foster the People song so I don't have to talk about tomatoes. Good Stuff, y'all! Cast: Benny Disco, Zombie Orwell, and Occam's Electric Toothbrush Logo...

 
 
 

5 Better Franchises Telltale Should Tell Tales of

In my last blog post, I described 5 franchises that would be a better fit for Telltale Games than "Game of Thrones." Now I have 5 more that are even better than those. This is not up for debate. These are objectively better ideas that Te...

 
 
 

Not'toid Episode 1: Final Sex

Our first podcast! This week we discuss the complexities of the universe and the far-reaching consequences of president Obama's policy decisions... Just kidding! We talk about butts and penises and Donnie Iris and The Cruisers. Good time...

 
 
 

5 Franchises That Telltale Should Tell Tales Of

At awkward-fest 2013 AKA the Spike Video Game Awards, Telltale games confirmed the rumors that they were making a game based off of the popular Game of Thrones TV show (as opposed to the A Song of Ice and Fire novels that the show is base...

 
 
 

5 Dance Games That Should be Made

So they're actually doing it. Persona 4 is getting a dancing game spin off. To me, this sounds ingenious. Take characters from a well-known franchise and make them dance for our amusement. Brilliant! It got me thinking though: What other...

 
 
 

5 Animal Simulators that Need to be Made

Animal simulators are a pretty rare genre to come across. The first that comes to my mind is Mister Mosquito: a game that simulated flying around as a mosquito and drinking the blood of humans. All that sexy blood! A few more I can thi...

 
 
 
 

Lupin III Deserves the AAA Treatment!

So the console launches came and went, and we're left with a bunch of forgettable ruggedly-handsome white guys again (and a robot made of toblerone). We also got some shiny new rubble to stare at while we shoot things and maybe some orang...

 
 
 

How to Improve 5 Popular Franchises

Okay, I'll admit it. I don't see the appeal of a lot of popular franchises. It's a mystery to me. Trying to enjoy Madden is like being a birthday clown at an adult birthday party, I wouldn't be able to fit in and enjoy myself like everyon...

 
 
 

Benny Disco's Holiday Survival Guide

Ah, the Holidays! That magical time of year when Krampus rounds up all the bad boys and girls and takes them to his lair to roast them alive! What a wonderful time! Sadly, the holidays can be a dangerous and tiring time as well, so to he...

 
 
 

Nintendo Wins the Kawaii War

I've been spending some quality time with my 2DS lately and there's something that I really like about it. I feels like a Nintendo console, with that distinct fun feel to it. It's a toy-like game system, but not toy-like enough to be a ga...

 
 

About Benny Discoone of us since 9:53 AM on 03.24.2013

My name is Benny. I work full time in a freak show eating live chickens, and I work part time as Brendan Fraser's scrotum cleanser.

I play video games sometimes, but most of the time I'm too poor and don't have enough free time. I still like talking about them though.
 
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