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You've Bought The T-Shirt, Now Smell Like The Game

It's quite common for a piece of promotional randomness to be invented to try to increase sales of a game. We've all heard of the Megaman and Final Fantasy drinks, and I've been known to win or own the odd bit of gaming-related merchandise.

However, I may have come across the most unusual, at least for the moment. I was visiting the UK competition weblink-site that is Loquax, and I was doing my usual thing, entering competitions left, right and centre. And then I saw the words 24 x Football Manager Deodorant...

I mean, it makes sense, a spray for people who play association football, made to promote the UK's favourite spreadsheet, I mean, football manager simulation. And then I see this video...

You hear that? It's got the smell of blood, grass, sweat and deep heat. And screams 'tackle me'. I don't even want to know what innuendoes you guys can come up with.

I've entered the contest to win a can, and believe me, if it smells crap, I won't be afraid to use it as a pepper spray on those orange fake-tanned hags at Debenhams.

Batthink out.
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About Batthinkone of us since 9:11 AM on 08.20.2007

I am a gamer of 37 years of age. I'm not happy when prodded or teased. You have been warned. I am a human-being, you know? With feelings.

I also have a likeness for RPGs.

My favourites:

(Additional favorites: Grandia)

Currently playing: Forza Horizon 4 (XBox One)
The Division 2 (XBox One)
Disgaea 2 (PS2)
Persona Q (2DS/3DS)
GTA V (XBox One)
Atari Vault(PC)

Mood: Managing stress reasonably well.

Fanboy class: Dedicated enough to get decent RPGs and action figures.

Favorite music artists:

Boards of Canada
Joy Division
Mr Scruff
Talvin Singh
The Prodigy
Primal Scream
High Contrast
DJ Shadow
Nightmares On Wax
Cocteau Twins
The Chemical Brothers
Kenji Kawai
Ian Brown
The Go! Team
Principles Of Geometry

Moments of Glory:

Promoted Monthly Musings

Expanded Universes
Untapped Potential
I Suck At Games
Do The Wrong Thing
Something About Sex
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