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Video games are broken.

So I used to be Kind of a Big Deal around here. At one point I had over five destructoid friends. I knew a guy who knew a guy who sat in a wine-filled bathtub with Jim Sterling. ahem huskyhog I may have, at one point, brushed shoulders wi...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Unthonged 2:Thong Thieves - First Bahamumpressions

no spoilers, I promise Why Uncharted 2 is amazing: It has the best, most refined animation I have ever seen in a game. I'm not even talking about the spectacular attention to modeling, texturing and lighting, but the fluidity of charact...

 
 
 
 
 
 

MAD BALLS IN BABO INVASION

MAD BALLS IN BABO INVASION MAD BALLS IN BABO INVASION MAD BALLS IN BABO INVASION MAD BALLS IN BABO INVASION MAD BALLS IN BABO INVASION MAD BALLS IN BABO INVASION MAD BALLS IN BABO INVASION MAD BALLS IN BABO INVASION MAD BALLS IN BABO INVAS...

 
 
 

Ashley just got BUSTED

so I got my pre-order call from lamestop for ghostbusters' midnight launch today - and instead of the brain-melting "HIIIIII THIS IS LIKE ASHLEY, AND IM LIKE CALLING TO REMIND YOU TO LIKE PICK UP YOUR GAME AND STUFF!!! MY VOICE IS LIKE UNNA...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

i m so drunk

And you know how alcohol is produced? Through fermentation, a by-product of the citric acid cycle — also known as the tricarboxylic acid cycle (TCA cycle); the Krebs cycle; or, more rarely, the Szent-Györgyi-Krebs cycle[1][2]) — is a seri...

 
 
 

You know what? GTA4 IS A TERRIBLE GAME

This may not be news to everyone, but I actually though I enjoyed GTA the first time around. Now I realize why I got bored. I went back to play it for a day or two recently, and: ★The Controls are a goddam nightmare. ★I C...

 
 
 
 

What do you expect from an FPS?

OK all flame baiting aside, I think the release of killzone 2 is a good catalyst for discussion about the direction the genre is heading. We all know that FPS are the mainstay of the "hardcore" gamer (even though I hate that expression) and...

 
 
 
 

F*CK YOU SETH

SF4 Development meeting - 12/15/08 "OK everybody let's discuss this. We're almost done here with this amazing game, let's just iron out some details for our final boss. am I clear on these points?" ★you guys remember that game sou...

 
 
 
 

Destructoid Review: Pacman

Pacman is a mosaic title, characterized the most by its Berzerk gameplay concepts wrapped around a visual style reminiscent of Zookeeper. It relies on you wanting to eat an endless horde of dots for points. Like donkey kong, Pacman insists ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

brad nicholson sucks

Hey homie, your reviews are written like book reports and are as fucking bland as [personal attacks have been removed - 1st warning - Dtoid staff] yeah, your tales of vesperia review was gay now this is happening

 
 
 

Convince me not to sell my wii.

pretty simple. Why the hell do I even keep this thing around? I could probably make a killing on it around late december. I'm not trying to be an asshole, even though I am, but seriously, is there any reason to keep it around, other than it...

 
 
 

About BahamutZeroone of us since 11:00 AM on 12.08.2006



Name: Bahamut "Mancakes" Zero
Blood Type: ICE
Fighting Style: MAVERICK
Favorite Stance: legalize it.
Weapon of choice: Christopher Walken
Drug of choice: crack. mostly crack.
1st Alternate Drug of choice: huffin' duster
2nd Alternate Drug of choice: icy hot
Favorite Book: God Hand
Favorite Movies: Gin and Tonic
Favorite Game: Medieval 2 Total War
Weakness: gas
Favorite writer: Criss Angel
Current room status: sparse.
Mood: Better than a tranny pequeno Amy Winehouse



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