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Get in my podcast: Tales of Sandboxerus!

Good day once again Destructoid. I am Astonishingly BAdass, and I'm here to ask you a question; Is a man not entitled to the sweat from his br... no wait, sorry, wrong script. This is the one for my underwater kingdom of nutbags and think-w...

 
 
 

I am the God of a Shrunken Universe!

Due to popular (and fictional) demand, I have once again been called away from my luxury two bedroom apartment in de_dust2 to further guide the uninitiated in the ways of the online shooter enthusiast. In part one, we discussed how you can ...

 
 
 

How To Make Friends and Frag People

We all love having friends. Who doesn’t? Whether it be consuming toxic liquids together to decrease intelligence, skipping stones by the lake, or a good old fashioned friendly mugging, we as humans have constantly found ways to enhance our ...

 
 
 
 

Our First Post: Skullf***ed by Pleasure

Badass First Post, Badass First Episode L. Writes: I would like to say hello and thank you to all who have taken the time to click their way into this blog. My name is Aidan O’Dwyer, known as L. on Steam and Left 4 Dead 2 and as jebussaves...

 
 

About Astonishingly BAdassone of us since 12:09 PM on 11.08.2012

Hello Destructoid,

You have traversed the depths of the C-Blogs and found your way here; a shabby cabin at the piss-end of nowehere, littered with discarded wine bottles and cigarette ends. You peer through the darkness to see five faint outlines in front of you. One sits composed and dignified in a desk chair by a badly damaged table, reading a textbook on human anatomy. He pays no attention to your arrival, and continues to read through unknown means in the darkness. To your left, in the corner, a shockingly handsome man in a plaid shirt sits behind a desk, smiles at you warmly, and refuses to break eye contact. To your right, on a stool, a surly woman in a nurses outfit cradles a cigarette in her outstrecthed claw, glaring at you with scorn that even the dark cannot disguise. The fourth figure sits on the floor, smiling dimly and fiddling with the laces of his white trainers and the dangly bits of his brown hoodie whilst puzzling over a particularly tricky section in his colouring book.
Finally, at the back of the room, you finally spot a familiar face, framed by scruffy hair and uneven sideburns. The man you recognise as jebussaves88 stands before you, nursing a half empty glass of Rioja, and yet this is not the man you once knew...

Welcome to the blog of the Astonishingly Badass clan, a group who met in the distant past of 2009 in the Versus mode of Left 4 Dead 2. Whilst our numbers were once strong, we five still stand united with two objectives; save humanity from not having enough of us in their lives, and to make silly gaming related videos. We feel Destructoid would be a good home for our upcoming video series "The Astonishingly Badass Show", as well as any future blogging content we may conjure up.

jebussaves88 is dead; long live {BA}