Visited all of the shops in the only fully functional ward in the Citadel. Whored myself out for advertising. Getting creepy hearing my voice everywhere.
I keep looking over my back expecting to see a horde of angry shopkeepers with shotguns. Perhaps it's a good thing that we don't let anyone have guns on the Citadel anymore.
Maybe this kind of crap is why all the other races are pissed off at us.